Why don't I say it then? I want you all the time.
Koda's boundaries ok? Listen and follow or I skin you
- Do not misgender me
I use exclusively it/its pronouns, though my close friends are okay to use she/her and maybe he/him. i like to be asked beforehand, and if youre a close friend feel free to do so. i use masculine & feminine terminology, i dont mind much. i use she/he on myself sometimes, dont take it as an invitation to do so yourself. if you do use she or he on me, i still expect you to mainly use it/its.
- Don't make fun of me / my interests
Double header! I am aware in this day and age of the internet, this is a hard ask. But seriously, don't act like an asshole and expect me to like you. Goes for friends too, I don't enjoy you taking the piss out of me when it's clear i'm not having fun, It makes me not want to talk to you 
I am on testostorone at the moment and it makes me extremely more irritable and prone to being angry / upset, you making fun of me triggers both. alot of people as of late like to make fun of my special interests, or just general ones. my interests make me who i am, and affect me more then i assume most people get affected by such a thing. refrain from making fun of the things i like.
- people under 15 DNI (unless for business purposes)
i'm 17 on the way to 18. i don't feel comfortable talking to 15 year olds too much anymore! would much rather 16+ friends now
- Don't assume when it comes to me
Stop assuming you know me, my intentions, or my tone. it is annoying on my end, as i am mostly always satirical unless the conversation calls for seriousness. if you do assume, it will make you see me through a false/tainted lense, or see me as somethiing i am not if you get anything wrong. i would rather be asked privately what my opinion or whatever on whatever it is, is. I would probably say to not take everything I say at anytime at face value. I honestly am quite immature when it comes to the jokes I make, and what I say when I feel comfortable with people. If anything ever upsets you, communicate it and it will stop, ok? Ez.
- Don't rely on me / vent to me
If we are not friends. If youre my friend it is fine to ask to talk to me. But do not become my friend and unload your issues onto me. no matter who you are you need to ask beforehand and id rather it only be asked of me if it a; involves me directly, b; i need to be involved or c; you are my friend and feel as if you need that support (because i do care for you). i am barely able to maintain my issues & my emotions, i am not the best person to come to. but i can try depending on the situation.
- No fat/selfharm jokes
I dont care for fat jokes, selfharm jokes, eating disorder jokes, or jokes about sh/edtwt. i do not appreciate anything like that and i feel like that should be common sense but apparently not. dont joke about me being fat or about whatever the fuck jfc 
- Don't be weird with me.
STOP BEING PARASOCIAL WITH ME or being clingy within 20 minutes it is AWFUL i hate everyone that does this stop humping my leg. stop acting like we know eachother well if i literally dont know who you are. do not be over the top about our friendship or talk about it in grandiose ways it is WEIRD and UNCOMFORTABLE. it turns me OFF OF YOU. okay. Do not joke about sex with me or get sexual with me in my dms I struggle with hypersexuality and its not really something you should be doing with people you dont know anyway #ok. More specifically please stop taking everything i say so seriously i like to joke with afew select friends of mine that they are my Girlfriend. I am a gay dude. I am well aware of my own sexuality and dont need you telling me what i am and what i am not. if i want to joke about being straight let me fucking be god. do you see my bio? do you see an anniversary date anywhere? anywhere? no? Hm.....