On a basket weaving forum
On a thread about giant pokemon
Mention how much I want a meowscarada to abuse me
Some anon says to catch a wild one, raise it, then just shrink in front of it and it will act like that
Follow this anon's advice
Find a wild sprigatito that was in the middle of getting ganged on by multiple wild Pokemon
Jackpot
Save it and get it healed at the nearest poke center
Start raising it to the best of my ability
Grows up to become very fond of me
Any time it's close to me it's purring
Evolve it into meowscarada
It's show time
Get some new tech that allows the user to store a single pokemon move and use it once
Naturally I get one prestored with minimize multiplied by 10
Wait for a moment while we are both alone and away from anyone so meowscarada can act to it hearts content
Find the perfect place and exact moment
Call out for meowscarada so it comes to me to make sure it can see me shrinking
Turn on minimize
Start to rapidly shrink
The expression on meowscarada's face change into one of confusion as it looks at me becoming smaller and smaller before it what is actually happening to me clicks
By the time the shrinking is complete, I look around at the grass next to me and estimate I'm around 6 to 5 inches tall
Would have liked being smaller but this should be enough for now
I look up to my pokemon, expecting a look of disinterest or mischief
Instead I see the face of someone who seems to be having a panic attack
My meowscarada is looking franticly left and right, with a face that seems to actually be scared?
Not the reaction I expected
Then meowscarada immediately gets down on the ground and gets it hands (paws?) gently around me and picks me up
I can then feel a turn and them some slight shaking
I think meowscarada is taking me somewhere
I use the opportunity to enjoy the soft fur and squishy pawpads around me
When I'm finally let out, I realize that I'm on my bed in my bedroom
Did meowscarada carry me all the way here?
Speaking off, I look up to my meowscarada who looks to be really scared
Eyes big and I swear there's some tears
Starts getting me stuff like tiny amounts of water in a bottle cap and tiny bits of a puffin I had it holding
20 minutes later I'm back to my normal size
Meowscarada immediately jumps at me and hugs me
Crying and rubbing it's face all over me
Mfw I shrank myself and instead of my pokemon abusing me like all those websites saying it would, it instead ended up being scared for my own safety
Had to keep petting her and reaffirming that I'm ok
I know I shouldn't trust what random basket weaving forums on the internet tell me