Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVlSNpq8i8
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/QGeF3nAHzc/file.html
[death sfx]
FUCK
out of hope, it all goes up in smoke
never win a game, failure made bespoke
this joke, the MVP of choke
'nother pointless death every single poke
for naught, try to swap out to support,
but supporting just purports to put a pauper in the ground
so I lose my crown, the very same round
and when my elo falls, i can't help but
shift the burden, their fault for certain,
say my team was dirt and, they pulled me down ['dirt and' rhymes with 'burden' here. 'dirten']
but see the pattern,
my skills are laggin',
i wish that i could c- c- c- c- c- c- c- co-
but i fumble in the first fight
i'm dead and rotten in a coffin buried underground
maladjusted moaning mannequin
a DEADWEIGHT baby, i don't know if i can win a round
hit me with the team-fight, fade away at first light (down!)
cut my count of kills unkindly as i could (get good!)
tip the balance to the other side
a DEADWEIGHT, baby, anchor that is running us aground
baby, i don't know if i can win a round
baby, i don't know if i can win a round
[death sfx]
shit
out of hope, it all goes up in smoke
i can't see a future throwing off this yoke
this joke, in skill i'm running broke
any rights for recovery have been revoked
(if you report, i won't flame)
'cause even though it hurts i deserve the blame
avoid, 'cause sitting in your place i would do the same
i'm such a debuff, i've had it enough
i'm seeking rebirth, i'll try again
i'll strive for better, abide the meta
i just wanna rank in- ch- gold... or something...
but i fumble in the fourth fight
i'm dead and rotten in a coffin buried underground
sisyphean sinking skeleton
a DEADWEIGHT, baby, i don't know if i can win a round
hit me with the team-fight, falling from a low height (down!)
set to feeding and conceding at a look (what a crook!)
tip the balance to the other side
a DEADWEIGHT, baby, anchor that is running us aground
baby, i don't know if i can win a round
oh i'm sorry if i'm playing like a clown
baby, i don't know if i can win a round
do i shoulder the blame?
in a thousand games it feels the same old fear
is it really true?
that the hell i'm in is all that i am due
can i never improve?
i'm defeated always any way i move?
when i'm empty inside
can you take a look and
SAY GOOD GAME I GAVE MY BEST TRY
[voice comms from teammates raging at you]
so i fumble in the final fight
i'm dead and rotten in a coffin buried underground
sacrificial seedy specimen
a DEADWEIGHT, baby, i don't know if i can win a round
hit me with the team-fight, violent as a flea bite (down!)
blunder blows a bitter battle by the book (well cooked!)
tip the balance to the other side
a DEADWEIGHT, baby, anchor that is running us aground
baby, i don't know if i can win a round
oh i'm sorry if i'm playing like a clown
baby, i don't know if i can win a round
[death sfx]
fuck