❀ ⠀Avenmei ⠀Forever ⠀On ⠀Top〜!
Together since 02.06.24 ♡
something something shes in my basement right now ♡
Seeing you people claim that Aventurine's ur man
is kinda pathetic... how can you love a man
that is oh, so clearly is in-love with a male
that ISN'T you ... 〜? Aventurine is mine and mine
only, i literally cut his name onto my skin ^_^
these r all copypastas but F*ck theyre so funny. Very graphic but Its all 4 jokes. Ughhhh mainly taken from some random gojo fan. Brah idgaf if it happened 5 times R u gunna try and copyright strike me for it
hello baby, it's almost going to be our fourth year since you officially
asked me out <3 it's been such a long journey but i'm happy that we
have each other. you are the light of my life and I could never get rid of it.
i love you so much i can't even put it into words, maybe the cameras that
i have planted and hidden in your room say it for me. ♡ we are the ideal
couple, and if you ever try to leave me i'll actually kill myself. ♡ you think
i fucking wont? dont try me i have a knife and pills from the last time; im
fucking ready ♡ i love skipping your important meetings with you just
so you can give me backshots and we can snort cocaine ♡ you are
my everything, aventurine if you ever leave me my whole life will be destroyed
and i will stalk you forever, or i will either kill myself. i love you so much that my
room is filled with your pictures, i wrote your name on my thigh with hearts ♡
do not even THINK about following me if you THINK you're my husband
(introjects, kins, irls, idgaf i hate you), you cannot be my husband, and you
never will be you ugly cunt. and think even less about following me if you
think you like him more than me, because, spoiler alert, you don't! he is currently
laying down next to me in bed, something you will dream of and never
get because he doesn't want you, he wants me! aventurine i love you so
much & i hope you never leave me any time soon in the future or
i'll start crying myself to sleep and cut myself because of you and you
don't want me to go back to doing that, don't you~?^_^ i vividly remember
you crying and pleading for me to not cut myself while i held a blade oh, so
close to my skin.
i am his biggest support and number one fan, and if you claim you are,
you're deluded. i don't mind if you're a regular fan of my baby (you're just skating
on ice), but just know, he sees you as just a puny human, so don't get the
wrong ideas ♡ were you there alongside him when he was getting my
Plan B? no? exactly ♡ no matter how much you claim you're his number
one fan, just know you're not, and stay in your place ♡ my husband
also gets weirded out by all of your weird parasocial, relationships with him
so from him to me to you, stop ♡ he doesn't know you... and do not
try to bring up the "i'm his biggest fan i have so much merch of him" because
guess what? i don't ♡ care no matter how many -entry URLS or posters
you have of him, it doesn't change your fan status nor does it make him
hate/dislike you less ♡ he told me that he'll hate you even more for
being a really weird person... everytime i see you guys claim he's your
husband it makes me laugh. me & him make fun of all of you, why?
because you dont know him, at all. i have his name carved on my thigh,
but do you? ♡ i make fansigns with his name all over my body, even
with my blood ♡ everytime you carve me, it's like you're expressing
how much you want to claim that i'm yours, and yours only. you know
that all of the stuff you write on me prevent me from wearing cropped
things :( everytime you squeeze lemon and sprinkle salt on my wounds
to punish me, i get wetter by the second ♡
aventurine, i love you so bad. there's people out there that are
against our true love, but in the end, they're all just jealous. aventurine,
you are my everything, and everyone saying otherwise is just trying to
mess our relationship up. we are the most problematic couple ever, i
love you so much. you are mine and only mine~ all these people trying
to ship themselves with you are only trying to copy us. they're jealous of
me and resent me. they do not know the feeling of you eating me alive,
as the purest form of love. i understand you the most. i cant wait to go
back home and to be welcomed by your warm embrace, and large
member. you are the cutest boy ever, my good little boy. always so
desperate and begging for me to pay slight attention to you. i enjoy
every single moment i spend with you. i love dedicating my time to you
and you only, you are everything. you're the only thing i care about. i am
the only one you love, and you are the only one i love. heart. i am editing
this rentry while listening to our song, which i cannot disclose, because
the copiers are going to claim that it's their and your song ... these
larping newgen fans of you are so annoying, trying to copy me & us.
trying to replicate our relationship, which only makes perfect sense
when it's just us. i love when you manipulate me and abuse me ♡ all the
bruises you leave on me make me feel so loved.
aven aven aven ♡ my dearest ( 1st ) husband ever … we have
been together since the dawn of time. most people disregard our
purest love for eachother, but generally, i don’t care ♡ i don’t want
to be saved … we are the ravenノdove , lightノdark, sunノmoon, ﹠
opposites attract tropes ever ♡ my cutest little golden retriever
boyfriend … if you ever try to leave me i will kill myself ♡ i love how
you frequently beat me to the purest form of love, with black, blue ﹠
maroon blossoms all over my skin and then go quick to aid me ~
the ever so desperate look on your face while you tell me it’s all going
to be okay when that occurs is so cute it makes me just want you
to beat me up eternally. and don’t get me started on whenever you
cut my wrists whenever you get mad at me ♡ if you think your relationship
is more problematic than ours, politely dni! ♡ if you think my husband
likes you, expect your family to die in approximately one week ♡ if you
think you are my husband, you’re not! behind the screen me and him
are laughing at you while i’m riding him ♡ “mei how are you
married to aventurine? didn't you manipulate aventurine
and made him suicidal?" this is a fairly easy question to answer!
^_^ obviously, my dear churin simply forgave and married
me because he realized how inlove with me he is ~ ♡
isn’t he just the cutest golden retriever boyfriend ever?
i can see why so many are jealous of our relationship,
you wish he liked you ♡ unfortunately if he ever saw you,
he’d kill you at first glance because how ugly your personality is ♡ じゃね 〜
before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didnt know i could hurt someone this bad. i trusted my friends but now it turns out im getting exposed. im leaving because you all hate me and cant accept the fact that aventurine and i are in a serious relationship and loves when i peg him. goodbye
Sometimes I fantasize about my beloved Aventurine coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. He kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then he starts to cry and apologize, begging me to forgive him. He holds me all night as I gently cry into his button-down. I wish to be his beating bag. I want him to put out his cigarrettes on my skin as I apologize to him. I love my husband.
to my husband:
i love you in a way that is wholly pathetic. i follow you around everyday like a puppy, and i feel little shame about it. you're a beautiful person and if anybody deserves a lapdog glazing them all day its you <3 i wish i could tell you how much you mean to me, but that would take several billboards and a private yacht. maybe in the future, sincerest apologies my beloved aventurine.
its impressive how endearing you are as a person, and how lovable you are. theres one thing i can gurantee you, and thats that you will always have me wrapped around your finger. you endeared yourself to me so quickly, and soon enough i was staying up to talk to you and waking up to check your messages. i love you lots and lots aventurine ♡
hey, so like... can you stop posting aventurine on instagram and twitter?? i have a friend who ships itself with aventurine, (they're married) and when doll saw your accounts doll literally had a mental breakdown :/ please do everyone a favor and private yourself or delete everything. you're being selfish and insensitive. pup thinks aventurine hates pup now and is cheating on it so pls do what's best and delete everything or go private
hey i dislike the fact that you have an aventurine pfp. you call yourself churin and that isn't even his name.. his name is KAKAVASHA/AVENTURINE i don't like those bitches who call him "churin" ARE YOU THAT LAZY TO WRITE HIS FULL NAME?? like seriously be for real. he's my comfort character (and husband) and i do not tolerate this kind of sexual harrasement! aventurine did nothing wrong stop putting him on your pfp that's genuinely disgusting could you like leave MY comfort characters alone?? i hope you die from penis cancer. I hope your balls explode. i fucking love aventurine so much i literally painted 3/4 of the walls in my room in aventurine drawings and 1/4 in baby kakavasha. i literally left ALL of my friends for aventurine and i do NOT like the fact that you DARE to have an aventurine pfp. i hope that you experience the same pain TRICE as bad as mine. open up the gates of flesh your ideal is too far to reach. i hope that your suicidol starts singing somewhere where you can't hear it to the point that YOU become suicidal. revamp right NOW there can only be ONE aventurine fan and that's me so in that case if you keep this pfp i will explode your brain out and