FUCK!
Ok gang who is up for some Mario Party? This is gonna be so much fun, I love playing with friends! Let’s go guys!
We all know a game, that appears so sublime
But it is actually a reaper for making true bonds die
The key to winning, is to get the shining bright stars
A minor item about to rupture, a fight that will really cause some
bloody scars
They’re screeching out loud and yet it’s only just a game
I swear if you steal my coins, I’ll make you feel real shame
So take your turn and hit the numbered block
Luigi suck my cock.
We’re all just malding over a damn party game
Oh come on, I was just right there!
Our friendships are going up in flames
Pay up your winnings and block the opponent's lane.
Bowser space is making me pull my hair
Get the lead and leave them all in pain.
We all know the game, and it takes so much might
And fun is just a buzzword, we grip our controllers tight
The mario brothers, put us in big quarrel
We’ll all scream threats against each other and pray that it’s just all verbal
(AHHH)
They’re screeching out loud and yet it’s only just a game
I swear if you steal my coins, I’ll make you feel real shame
The timer is ticking down on the minigame clock
DK suck my cock.
We’re all just malding over a damn party game
Oh come on, I was just right there!
Our friendships are going up in flames
Pay up your winnings to block the opponent's lane.
Bowser space is making me pull my hair
Get the lead and leave them all in pain.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT SO NOT FAIR! WHOSE FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO ADD BONUS STARS AT THE END OF GAME.THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Hey calm down man, it’s only just a game.
I’ll show you what is just a game you fucking dickhead!
Last turns make them count
So try and get ahead
Friends become fiends
Take some coins instead
Bought a Triple dice orb
Green space I am rich
The board will now warp
What now, you son of a bitch!
Passing spaces stealing money
My victory will come in vain
Friends don’t find this even funny
We may never see each other again
We’re all just malding over a damn party game
Oh come on, I was just right there!
Our friendships are going up in flames
Pay up your winnings and block the opponent's lane.
Bowser space is making me pull my hair
Get the lead and leave them all in pain.