Horror games, horror games
Not scared, more like horror lames
Horror, horror, horror games
I'm not scared they're all the same
Well I'm not scared of horror games

I'm not afraid of a zombie horde
I've seen too much and now I'm bored
I'm not worried that the necromorphs will pop out of vents before I'm gored
"They'll pop out of vents before he's gored?"

I'm not afraid of Pyramid head
Kojima's gone, his game is dead
I'm not afraid cause I'm painted red
Cause the cannibals worship where I tread
"Cause the cannibals worship where he treads!"

Horror games, horror games
Not scared, more like horror lames
Horror, horror, horror games
I'm not scared they're all the same
Well I'm not scared of horror games

I'm not afraid of the robot bear
If he just gives a cheap jumpscare
And I'm not scared my neighbor's snare
If his AI is stuck down there
"If his AI is stuck down there!"

And I'm not scared of Poppy's grin
Or that the ink machine will Bend
And I don't fear Ban-Ban's Garten
But I am kind of scared that their fans are all childen

Horror games, horror games
Not scared, more like horror lames
Horror, horror, horror games
I'm not scared they're all the same
Well I'm not scared of horror games

I'm afraid that these game's are dull
"Not being jump-scared by a skull?"
"Or even this big fleshy wall?"
"Or Giant women with southern drawls"
"I wanna go deep as my balls."

Ohh~
These horror games~
Oh, horror games
Yeah, horror, horror
More like one big borer, oh
Horror games, horror games
More like horror lames~

I'm not scared!
I'm not scared!
Of the voices of the void!
I'm not a fucking schizoid!

(Jumpscare!)

(Horror games, horror games
Not scared more like horror lames!
Jump scares! From spooky!
Horror, horror, horror games
I'm not scared they're all the same)x3

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Pub: 29 Sep 2025 12:53 UTC

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