BYI:
I am not interested in hearing about love, sex or anything in that nature.
Dissociation and hallucinations take a toll on my social battery and general mood, so do not expect me to be in good spirits all the time (or any of the time).
Although I thought this would be a given, do not talk about hurting my dogs. Even as a joke. They are just puppies, and did not do anything to you.