sard's self inserts and self ships
this is just a little page to put info on my personas / self inserts, and the characters from certain media that they are shipped with. they will be listed with my self inserts name first, who they are shipped with, the media they belong to, and some additional information beneath. most of these self inserts will be male or trans masc as they are a representation of me, and i am extremely uncomfortable presenting my characters as anything else. any additional info may be added beneath their bullet points. more info on almost all of my characters and ships, but specifically the main and secondary ones, can be found in my pinned post on tumblr at supernatural-bias. a few might also be seen on my artfight.
main pairs
- puck / murdoc niccals [gorillaz]
- they / them for puck
- romantic pairing
- enemies to hateful, weird lovers
- coworkers to lovers dynamic
- fun fact: cousins with my other oc, cru, and friends with my mutual's oc evelynn
- ok with sharing
- "ryker jones" / william afton [five nights at freddy's]
- he / him for ryker
- not romantic not platonic simply bloody and hateful
- terrifying cunt (william) x purposefully annoying cunt (ryker)
- antagonizer x antagonized (it goes both ways..)
- fun fact: ryker has a constant tremor in his right hand from an injury, so he built himself a metal brace to help regain smooth movement
- extremely selective. so. sort of ok with sharing but. also like. tread carefully. i have a specific vision of him as a character is all i'll say.
- shrimp / edward nashton [twenty twenty two the batman]
- he / they for shrimp
- romantic pairing. not yandere
- young, stupid punk thats too clever for his own good (shrimp) x psychopathic geek that has an unhealthy attachment to said punk (edward)
- fun fact: shrimp's band sounds the most like the band mindless self indulgence in this movie
- ok with sharing. just. dont make him a twink. hes a chubby nerd weirdo that killed people. and thats hot.
- "the scrapper" / obi-wan kenobi [star wars / the clone wars]
- they / xem for "the scrapper"
- time traveler and collector. real name yvees
- has strong relationships with lando calarisian (original movies), and poe dameron (skywalker saga) in particular, but obi-wan kenobi will always be their end game
- frazzled time traveler with memory issues and a permanently playful disposition x exasperated obi-wan "why-are-you-here" kenobi
- fun fact: "the scrapper" doesn't mean to intrude on all these important events (i.e, distruction of the death star, downfall of the republic, etc). their time traveling technology is simply drawn to cruical moments in the space time continuum. there's no telling where or when xey'll end up, and how long xey'll stay there
- ok with sharing
- azrael larue (ezra) / gabriel [supernatural]
- he / him for ezra
- the main romantic pairing for ezra
- grumpy "i'm-over-it" (ezra) x mischevious sunshine (gabriel) dynamic
- fun fact: ezra was and continues to be an avid fan of nu-metal
- not ok with sharing
- azrael larue (ezra) / crowley [supernatural]
- he / him for ezra
- secondary romantic pairing for ezra
- "i-hate-you-go-away" (ezra) x "make-me" (crowley) dynamic
- fun fact: ezra shot crowley in the head the first time they met
- ok with sharing
secondary pairs
- arlo / jack sparrow [pirates of the caribbean]
- he / him for arlo
- romantic pairing
- how-can-i-get-a-reaction-from-you (jack) x not having it (arlo)
- im trying to help you stay alive here (arlo) x dont worry i got this (he doesnt) (jack)
- fun fact: arlo is a fortune teller that can usually be found from port to port giving out readings via palms or cards
- ok with sharing
- nonnie / abed nadir [community]
- they / he for nonnie
- romantic pairing
- friends to polyamorous lovers. very slow
- weirdo (nonnie) x even bigger weirdo (abed)
- fun fact: nonnie sometimes is a script writer for some of abeds short films
- not ok with sharing. unless its troy heeehee
- nonnie / troy barnes [community]
- they / he for nonnie
- romantic pairing
- friends to polyamorous lovers. also pretty slow
- goofy himbo (troy) x sleepy guy (nonnie) dynamic
- fun fact: troy was the first person of the trio to realize he had feelings for abed and nonnie
- not ok with sharing. unless its abed. yayy
- cru / five hargreeves [the umbrella academy]
- he / him for cru
- platonic / romantic pairing
- accident prone (cru) x always cleaning up the messes (five)
- anxious (cru) x irritated (five)
- fun fact: cousins with my other oc, puck
- ok with sharing. i guess.
- angel / donatello hamato [tmnt]
- he / him for angel
- platonic / romantic pairing (depends on the iteration of tmnt we are talking about. most of the time 2012 or rottmnt)
- cool unbothered guy (angel) x autistic mad scientist (donnie)
- fun fact: angel is an aspiring professional boxer, and often uses boxing gloves as his weapon of choice against enemies
- ok with sharing
- agent cupid / austin powers [the austin powers trilogy]
- he / him for cupid
- romantic pairing
- friends to lovers
- religiously horny (austin) x quiet (cupid)
- fell first (cupid) x fell harder (austin)
- fun fact: agent cupid learned how to dance simply to keep up with austin and all his impromptu parties. hes also concidered a v.i.p at all the events at austins pad. special privilege i suppose
- ok with sharing
- tracker / scout [tf2]
- he / him for tracker
- romantic pairing
- tracker is in a polyamorous relationship that includes scout
- the only braincell (tracker) x loveable dumbass (scout) x the only other braincell (sniper)
- fun fact: scout and trackers favorite past-time is listening to records in the formers room together
- ok with sharing
- tracker / sniper [tf2]
- he / him for tracker
- romantic pairing
- tracker is in a polyamorous relationship that includes sniper
- the only braincell (tracker) x loveable dumbass (scout) x the only other braincell (sniper)
- fun fact: tracker and sniper often take contracts from ms. pauling together
- ok with sharing
- quinn / logan howlette [x-men]
- he / him for quinn
- romantic pairing
- smartass (quinn) x annoyed (logan)
- fun fact: quinn's first canon appearance was in the first class movie. he is an original xmen
- not ok with sharing
third pairs
- obelix / armand [iwtv]
- they / he for obelix
- romantic pairing
- i don't even know how to describe this dynamic. its fucked though
- fun fact: obelix is selectively mute, and only uses sign language to communicate
- ok with sharing
- anaes / emperor geta [gladiator ii]
- he / him for aneas
- not exactly romantic, but not un-romantic per se. anaes just plots to kill him a lot, and geta has a weird obsession. not yandere
- gladiator (anaes) x ruler (geta) dynamic
- fun fact: geta was the first emporer to express interest in anaes as a personal fighter
- ok with sharing. i just like fucking with these guys lmao
- anaes / emperor caracalla [gladiator ii]
- he / him for anaes
- same standard as with geta. caracalla has a selfish infatuation with anaes, and anaes wants nothing more than to kill him. not yandere
- gladiator (anaes) x ruler (caracalla) dynamic
- fun fact: caracalla is the twin that gets on anaes's nerves most often
- ok with sharing. i just like fucking w these guys lmao
- ray / mike [total drama island]
- he / they for ray
- romantic pairing
- this includes all of his alters as well, except for chester
- oblivious (ray) x lovesick (mike + co.)
- fun fact: manatoba was the first one in the system to openly express their interest in ray to him
- not ok with sharing
- ray / dallas winston [the outsiders]
- he / him for ray
- romantic pairing
- careful concealment (ray) x "devil-may-care" attitude (dallas)
- fun fact: ray is a closeted greaser, and only a few people know that he is gay
- ok with sharing
- spider-bright / deadpool [into the spiderverse]
- he / they
- he is paired with the deadpool from his universe; not the one from the main mcu timeline
- stressed do-gooder (spider-bright) x mouthy merc (deadpool)
- fun fact: they are best multi-dimensional friends with my friend's oc, spider-siler
- selective