info rentry

main shit

known as sensual white boy, swb, dave, d, jo, lucas, turntech, bigdickdaddy, mr. steal yo bitch, and so much more
adult male - dec 5th 🎂
he prns mainly - use it its as gender neutral prns please try not to refer to me as they them
locked in with my best bro - 01/19/25 - psys

more useless info

heir of time - infp-t - 4w5
pretty openly a system (online) & often times wont mask
i use a typing quirk like all the time & most of my headmates do too - lmk if you need me to add proper punctuation to any of my shit for comprehension purposes
i have like 500 million conditions physical and mental (+ physically disabled)
im too fuckin old to bother with ship discourse imo but i dont support the public release of darkship content nor including vulnerable children in these spaces - im anti censorship anti harassment & believe freedom of speech does not mean youre immune to consequences and ridicule of what you choose to share in public spaces
hi my good friends burger, slushy, meat, jarley, kanpake, & bioodhoundgang

socials

twt: turntechfaghead
tiktok: turntechstupidhead
strawpage: turntechstupidhead
discord: turntechfaggothead
roblox: knifeefight
find my secret ao3 account and ill doodle something for you

interests

jojos bizarre adventure is my special interest since 2018 be nice to me
yoshikage kira from jjba p4 is also unfortunately also one of my special interests since 2018 - we have a horrible and complicated relationship that can be classified under kismesis - pretty much my main fictional lover despite my many fictional side hoes
homestuck (if it isnt clear enough)
fear & hunger
earthbound / mother triology
smiling friends
south park
psychological thrillers / horror movies in general
i casually enjoy researching spooky or interesting things that fall under the lines of args, computer viruses / malware, cybercrimes, human decomp / death / just the body & its limits in general, child psychology & development, criminal psychology, and probably a lot more that i cant remember rn
im an artist, writer, editor, etc. i like being creative in general
check out my playlist for an idea of what kind of music i like

byi

i love making friends or just chatting with people about shared interests hmu if you wanna be friends on discord or oomfs on twitter
i dont ever do dms or small group chats unless i think i know you well enough or youve initiated a closer friendship to where i dont feel like im bothering you by messaging first lol your best bet if you wanna get to know me is by commenting or replying to me on twt or finding me in a homestuck fanserver like dirkcord and chatting up my line
even if we become good friends i more than likely wont go out of my way to dm you unless its something serious, a private matter / sensitive info, or if im just sending you a link to something that reminded me of you / i thought youd like
9 point 5 times out of 10 if youre nice to me or just really funny and weve interacted a few times i consider you a friend or decent acquaintance - let me known if i use language that implies that were closer than you think we are if it makes you uncomfortable - i usually call everyone buddy/pal/bucko/friend/etc. as terms of endearment even if were not super close
let me know if ive crossed a boundary of yours so i can learn from it and correct myself because i struggle horribly with social cues and realizing when other people are uncomfortable with the way i joke or speak to them id rather someone express their discomfort than become passive aggressive since i wont pick up on it until someone else points it out lmao
feel free to remind me of anything you need to and ping me whenever because i will 110% forget about whatever if not reminded even then you can just ping me in servers to chat because im always down to interact with friends for the most part
i tend to rant a lot and go on tangents that connect somehow through the power of my brain with things i really like - you can remind me that im talking too much if it becomes disruptive i promise i just get overly excited or passionate about my favorite subjects

dni + dont do this shit

(i dont expect everyone to read this list - if i find you go against people i dont want in my personal spaces then ill block you or ignore you in public spaces)

main dni/f

radqueers
queerphobes
racists / xenophobes / colorists / etc
ableist in any way
misogynist in any way
radfems & terfs
transmeds & 4tranners
pro slash darkship & profic
identifying with any ‘system’ label that falls under endogenic
true crime community
‘fiction ≠ reality' believers
pro harmful para
anti recovery in any way
if you romanticize incest (sexual/romantic, grooming, etc) in any way & see it as a sexual taboo rather than actual damaging abuse
if you engage or talk about engaging in sexual activities while regressed / age dreaming / whatever the fuck you wanna call it

these are less serious personal pet peeves but i probably wont engage with you much outside of being polite

bro strider apologists
yoshikage kira apologists (& i also probably wont talk to you if you have a bad opinion on his psychology and why he commits his actions & if you mischaracterize him for romantic pursuits - this is just for personal peace of mind)
funny valentine apologists (& most fans)
‘doubles dni’ selfshipper/kinnie/systems/irls etc
nonsharing selfshippers in any capacity
if youre weird about any mental health related topics / mental health conditions in general & refuse to be educated
if youre weird about physically disabled people of any sort & refuse to be educated
if you get upset over medical talk in general / mentions of medical treatment / surgeries / hospital visits / etc - im not lessening down my day to day life & chronic struggles just to make you comfortable
if you get heavily triggered online but refuse to take action to remove yourself from the triggering environment - i will accommodate as needed but dont act like a helpless baby
heavy syscourse engager
heavy trans discourse engager
heavy lgbtqia+ discourse engager
against diy hrt or fearmonger testosterone in general
if you frequently use peoples natal sex in arguments / debates / discussions
refusing to use peoples correct pronouns even if theyre problematic - being correctly gendered is not a privilege you can lose by being a bad person
if you cant have a serious mature conversation without getting verbally angry / you have irony poisoning and cant step outside of your comfort zone to discuss mature topics at times
if you engage or participate in lolcow culture at all get the fuck away from me and reconsider your life choices that made you who you are today
if youre heavy into cancel culture / cant differentiate between actual issues that the public needs to be aware of versus things that could be discussed in private with someone
in general if you dont share similar morals and values to the point to where i find myself frequently disagreeing with you or not liking what you stand for i more than likely wont fuck with you - dont take it personally (or do) i just have very strict standards that i refuse to falter from