The Debauchery Hour FAQ
Answers by both archiveanons.
this was second's idea
Q: Why are you trying to make /∞/ into /wg/ and or / trash/ ?
A: I've been to /wg/ precisely once before Kronii debuted and /trash/ never, so I don't really know.
A2: We're not, we're just archiving greentexts and fanfiction the writers here write. Besides, /wg/ is like full blown stories with editing and shit; we rarely get those here (not an attack to our writers please continue writing we enjoy your works)
Q: Why archive all this? For what purpose?
A: Autism. I had looked up every fic (archived) in Wakarimasen and timestamped them appropriately for a reason.
A2: Autism. I still need to comb past threads, feel like I'm still missing some...
Q: Where do you get all the money for those akas?
A: Clockbuds control the world economy.
A2: KRONII I SOLD WEAPONS TO A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION AND MY DRUG TRAFFICKING RING IS THRIVING LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
Q: Do you two do anything other than watch chuubas and archive greentexts?
A: No Yes, that's why there's two of us so we can take breaks. For example I need Second to archive for me when I'm on a date with (You)r oshi.
A2: GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE
Q: You guys are attention whores.
A: A little.
A2: Perhaps.
Q: How do I become a named writer?
A2: Simply write up to 10 fics and ask for them to be grouped together - come up with a name for yourself or we will be forced to come up with one.
Oh and choose a pic for your author page if you want.
Q: Where are the archivists?
A: Busy :(
Q: How did the current writers get their names?
- Ryan Reynolds: Formerly
Chuck'sGosling. He asked to be called Reynolds instead. - Vampanon: Wrote the popular Vampire Kronii series. If he was a bit later he would've been "Cuckqueenanon" or "Omegafucker".
- Sekkusu: Came up with his name. We would've named him "Clocksucker" if he had not named himself.
- Unnamed Anon: Literally told us that he wanted to be unnamed, so we did just that.
- Tulpanon: Wrote the infamous Kronii Tulpa series.
- Fluffanon: Wrote a lot of fluff fics.
- Techanon: Wrote a lot of 40k themed fics. Other names thought up for him was simply "Techpriest" and "Techpriest Anon".
- Ruy Bongcloud: Came up with his own name. A chess reference, combining Ruy Lopez with Bongcloud.-C
- Forestanon: Came up with his own name, probably a reference to the Fauna fics he wrote
- Nameronii: Someone came up with it for him.
- Soothsayer: Came up with it by himself, "cause I like to talk about the future sometimes"
- Charanon: Came up with his own name, he's probably the Charposter.