A "lovely" letter found near the Elizabeth Tower. Possibly made by SCP-993.
OKAY... FIRST OF ALL. I just wanted to say that I am NOT!!! in support of that SHAPESHIFTING [OATH]. If you're reading this... [EXPLETIVE] OFF!!!!!!!
Okay. Now that I've let my anger out (not really) HERE'S WHAT I WILL DO IF I EVER CATCH YOU ON THE STREETS:
- I will RIP your shirt off.
- I will SHOW YOU ON MY NEXT EPISODE.
- RIP OUT YOUR HEART. (if you have one)
- stop teasing me with anger issues treatment pills stop that.
- RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT
- YOURE NOT HELPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SHUT UP [OH MY!] SHUT UP [DON'T SAY THAT!] SHUT UP [#@!%💀] SHUT UP [CENSORSHIP]
- you.