A "lovely" letter found near the Elizabeth Tower. Possibly made by SCP-993.


OKAY... FIRST OF ALL. I just wanted to say that I am NOT!!! in support of that SHAPESHIFTING [OATH]. If you're reading this... [EXPLETIVE] OFF!!!!!!!

Okay. Now that I've let my anger out (not really) HERE'S WHAT I WILL DO IF I EVER CATCH YOU ON THE STREETS:

  1. I will RIP your shirt off.
  2. I will SHOW YOU ON MY NEXT EPISODE.
  3. RIP OUT YOUR HEART. (if you have one)
  4. stop teasing me with anger issues treatment pills stop that.
  5. RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT
  6. YOURE NOT HELPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. SHUT UP [OH MY!] SHUT UP [DON'T SAY THAT!] SHUT UP [#@!%💀] SHUT UP [CENSORSHIP]
  8. you.

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Pub: 28 Apr 2025 13:17 UTC
Edit: 28 Apr 2025 15:21 UTC