fanfic i wrote

it was a average day with the fish and banana, the fish asked,

")(ey banana, do you want to go rob a store?"

banana responded, "Yes Fish, I Would Like To Rob A Store"

so then they went to the store. banana waz holding a gun, s(t(he)y) said, "Everyone Put Your Hands Up, I Have A Gun And I Will Not Hesitate To Shoot"

"Yeah banana )(as a gun!" fish sais.

eveyrone put their hands up because they didnt want to get shooted. so then they went up to the cash register and demanded all of the money. the cashier gave them all of the money, she DIDNT wanted to be shooted. then fish realized her words,

"Guys I didn't mean to say bananas name... I regretted my worsd...."

"Okay Buddy, What The Flip, Why Would You Say My Name"

"I didn't mena to....." everyoen gasped, now they know bananas name.

"Erm... Dont Call The Police On Me Please" banaaa pointed the gun at the cashier

"Give us all of youre money!!" fish demanded, the cashier openeded up the cash register gave them all of the money in their

"Hell Yes Now We Have Enough Money To Give Karkat An Abortion" banana looks at the fake camera and does a peace sign and wonks

they walked out of the store, feeling pretty good now that they can give karkat an abortion.

ok then they walkeded home

"Karkar We Have Youre Money For The Abortion" banaana shouts at karkaf

"O- OH.... THANK YOU BANAN AND FISH... NOW I CAN FINNALY GET AN ABORTION.... DAVEY MADE ME PREGANATS..."

they gasp ed. they didnt know that dave made krabkrab peegnat, how did dave maked karkat pregnat.

"ERM... I- I SAID TOO MUCH.."

karkat ran off cryign. they didnt even give him his money.

fish ran after karta while banana just shriggede and sat on the couch

"Karkrab come back!! We still need to give you your money for the abortion!!" the fish shouts at karkat

he stopps dead in his tracks and looks back at fish, tears streaking down his cheeks

"WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH."

"Well that was very rude Karcrab. >38("

"I- I'M SORRY... I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME..."

fish shrigs "It's alrig)(t, just come back eogh us so we can give you your money for your abortion."

katelat also shrigs and then walks back to banan with fish, banana then stannds up and gives him the money. then karkat got an abortion and they lived happily ever after!!!!!!!

Property of Vesper & Robin

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Pub: 11 May 2024 01:30 UTC

Edit: 20 Feb 2026 22:54 UTC

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