SKATERLIGHT DIRECTORY

this ugluy skibidi website was made by ME... it was me

im literally skjaterlightpilled doomed yaoi maxxing skaterlight skaterliht skaterlight skaterlight skatelterlgiht i love them so much i lauv skaterlight... skaterlight... doomed yaoi... doomed yaoi where one of them is ill and loses a huge part of himself and the other is terrified of becomign like him because hes scared of losing himself and the memories of the other UAUGGHGH skaterlight yaoi can they make out i want them to make out why is this ship so implied i love them i want them to kiss and amke out in rokea with clover and jeremy cheering with unpelasant DEAD

umm this is the only way i cope i lve them so much they bring me alot of joy and i cherish them alot both of them and this last gif of lampert counts as a skatelright gif because i said so because look at how stupid je looks holy shit i want to kill him and see him dead can he die i love him alot unironcilaly anwyays everytime they enter the elevator its like im 10 times happier both of them need to stfu and kiss ebcause theyre so cute and THEIR SHIP IS SO HEAVILY IMPLIED IT LITERALLY HRUTS ME DUDE. YEUCC IS LITERALLY PROMOTING SKATERLIGHT KISSING ART YEUCC WHAT ARE YOU DOIGN naywyas uea skaterlight is how i cope this is how i deal with my immense amout of trauma

yaoi so good it makes me want to kill myself ... by the way my favorite regretevator character is the fish. heavily underrated underappreciated i love fish specifically the cyan fish. it makes me very happy and whimsy. i like the big cyan fish. i also really like lampert and infected and scag... i guess... :/..... but i like the fish more.. i guess jeremy is cool too i feel really bad everytime he dissapears and starts crying onthe princess floor

Dear Journal,
It's now day 2637, or more accurately, two-thousand, six-hundred, thirty seven. It feels a bit more proper in writing. But anyways, today was quite strange. As per usual, I cleaned the floors and dusted the non-livings, but the usual sparse customers today were odd.

I met a man today. Or should I say, a guy? I don't really know what to think of him. He was scrawny, and wore a "beanie', he called it. I liked his name though, Kasper had a nice ring to it. Normally I wouldn't pay too much attention to someone who carelessly handled the furniture and bean-bags scattered across the store, but he was searching for something. I asked him if he needed any help, and he was a bit surprised to talk to a lamp. I figured as much.

He was childish, but friendly. And a bit dumb. He was searching for gaming consoles. In a Rokea store. I reminded him of his idiocy, and told him he would have to search elsewhere in the outside world. He proceeded to tell me, "Yeah dude but like… where? You gotta help a guy out." I told him I had no clue. He responded, "Well c'mon man, you really don't seem to get out much. I know a really good bowling alley that we can hang at!" ...What was "bowling"? But, he was right. I've never gone outside of this store. I spend my days toiling around the non-livings and thinking way too much, but I can't really help it.

I passed on his offer, thinking about how uncomfortable it would be to fail in my daily habits. He shrugged, laughed, and skated away on his "heelys." That's when I headed back to my ever-changing spot in the mega-store, and left him. I grabbed this book, and then saw him walking to that elevator. I thought about the outside world a bit, and then thought about how carefree he is. What would life even be like if I stepped out of this place? Out of my home?

Then, like clockwork, the lights turned off. Apparently this Kasper fellow had no track of time, and instead came running back after an employee screeched in his ear. After begrudgingly helping him through the palettes and stairs of the store, he talked my own ear off. I think we spent that whole night talking about what life was about, what it meant to each other, and how we lived. Turns out I'm incredibly "boring" as he says. And turns out he's incredibly outlandish and has a one-track mind. He also says I write like a "pretentious nerd", and then laughed it off. One day I'll detail our conversations in this book, but I had a lot to think about. It'll be morning soon.

KASPER WAS HERE LOL

Apologies, I ran to the elevator, and decided to "hang out" with him at this "Bowling Alley". He will not be touching this book ever again until he washes his hands.

ok im genuienly so tired