Short skits that cannot be made into full articles. Because yes.
Note: These can all be considered "canon".
Trigger Warnings: Weed mentions.
Talloran: Wow, we're so similar in so many ways!
Guerrman: What do you mean?
Talloran: I don't remember!
SCP-913: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dr. Wondertainment: Hi Hungry, I'm dad!
SCP-913: ..Why did you name me this way.
SCP-049-Z: I wonder if Dr. Iceberg could freeze me...
SCP-049: You are not getting a boyfriend.
Teacher: Where's your homework, young man?
SCP-8264: The guards contained it!
Teacher: Sam, you've told that story 10 times already.
Kondraki: Butterfly blunt session.
Flutterby ("Dr. Clef"): Butterfly blunt session.
The two clink their weed rolls together.
SCP-9100: ..And this is Mr. Loon!
Passenger: ...That's... A dead raccoon.
SCP-9100: Yeah! And I'm going to sell him.
Passenger: Please stop the car.