THE SKUNKIE HALL OF FAME

ANON RULES:

► Hate=ignore, you snooze you lose. Some may be responded to by a case-by-case biasas for this thing called "fun"(aka getting the excuse to write a schizopost below it), but most cases result in instant anon blocks or deletion. Sometimes hate anons is a real kneeslapper from their beautiful infinite retardation(as anyone who sends a hate anon is retarded) so I also publish those in the same way I don't delete all hate comments. A good example of a beautiful hate comment is as follows:
">Inside the interior of God lies something particular, something that resides in us all.
No, pedophilia doesn't reside in us all"
Commented by @Cobgang on YouTube, I greatly enjoyed this comment and giggled, since I agree and think it is a TRVKE.
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THE SKUNKS OF FAME

7/07/2026 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

This was a doodle I made myself, my
litle SKUNKIE <3ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
6/28/2026 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 7/03/2026 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 7/04/2026 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

HOLY FUCK IT'S COBSON! IMPLODE S💥     JAKS UR SKUNK!!! AMAZING.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ    So cute and so green skunkie..
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Scripture

9/27/2026

"Let this be your wakeup call. Get offline, get help, get healthy."

The way some of you act it's like you want to banish me to the woods, never to be allowed to touch a smartphone ever again. With a BetterHelp therapist that shows up to the middle of the woods to do a therapy session with me, asking me to eat my broccoli or some shit. Thank you I guess, I've been pretty offline. I'm also doing better despite being mentally ill, but you cannot banish the mental illness away. I will get healthy doe. Yuo better get healthy too, anon <3. They're going to electric chair me (EEG) tommarrow and for liek an entrie week so yuo'll get yuor wish of me being a healthy skunk.

9/17/2026

"[redacted] has loads of awesome things to tell us"

TRVKE.

9/17/2026

"boom! anotha one. would you rather be on the beach or in the woods or on a mountain"

DEFINITELY would live in the woods, when I don't take enough walks I feel myself go crazy. I crave going into the woods. Woods around the mountains is also good too. I'd be pretty sad to live somewhere that doesn't have any mountains.

9/17/2026

"ima send another. boom. ask o clock. whats ur favorite pokemon type."

i liek poison & water & electric, luxray is the goat

9/17/2026

"if u were an animal besides a skunky what would u be..."

I would probably be a house cat or some other type of cat like the amur leopard, their personalities seem to connect the most to me. I could also be a dog, but I'd be one of those pathetic anxious dogs that are a mystery breed.

9/02/2026

"i was made aware by a friend of mine about your situation with [redacted]. i cant say much due to llimit, but ive been trying to keep him out of my life for half a decade, im glad you are setting boundaries but please be careful, he will try to come back once he gets nostalgic for your support."

I was scared of something like this honestly, he seems to have a pretty seasoned history that gets worse the more context I've gained. I don't even understand why he made it so public that we privately called out his behavior and just made some boundaries. I have no idea why he keeps posting about it, or about me, or acting as though everyone who goes through his anonbox is specifically me. I'm already tired and it definitely sounds like a situation of an obsessive stalker. He needs to delete his StrawPage rather than worry about literally anything related to me. If you're worried, I also won't become friends with him ever again. He seems like he'd hurt me and my other friends if he tried to weasel his way into my life again, and I won't let him do that. His behavior scares me, and I can only hope he gets better for the safety of everyone involved.

9/02/2026

"ur my sweet lil soy"

[starts blushing really hard].. I luv yuo too my little soyburger...

8/21/2026

"why wont you just leave me alone? Am I not allowed to change and get help"

What is this, a roleplayed hostage scenario? Am I haunting you?

8/21/2026

"Hows it feel struggling every single day trying to stay relevant"

I am not relevant, SKUNKBITEZ is not relevant. I am aware. Do you think I was not aware of such a glaring fact when I post to bluesky with bug photos & food photos? I clearly do not care trying to be relevant to anyone but my friends, which clearly appreciate the authencity. I'm never going to fit in, I'd rather be my own thing and people see appreciation in that. I think you probably don't understand I'm doing it for the love of the game.

8/21/2026

"What happened to oomf [REDACTED] :< is he okay???"

He's okay, nothing was actually wrong. Xitter is just a horrible site, and makes you unhealthy, so I wouldn't be shocked if anypony deletes their account in this day & age in '26.

8/21/2026

"this dumbass still dont get hes the problem in every situation"

You can lead a horse, or in this case a dog to water but you can't make it drink. He needs to help himself & help improve himself, and I did all I could to possibly get him to that point. I can't wait for him to improve if he is a stressful danger to be around by not listening to me and very basic advice. I hope he realizes I'm right eventually, and listens to at least some of what I've said. I don't think anyone that unstable should be in a relationship for the safety of everyone involved. He also needs to understand that me needing to move to greener pastures was not abandoning him, but rather me setting a boundary to no longer have him in my life. I warned him I might have to do this in advice if things didn't change or got worse, and they got worse by our worst conversation. I was only doing what was best for me after doing what was best for him. I wish the best, but he is genuinely the only person who can save himself.

7/15/2026

"Will you ever post your alter art again? I enjoyed seeing it"

I'm actually still posting my alter art, I just haven't openly disclosed my alters! I am trying to keep a consistent art style (may be falling here & there) so it might be hard to tell. However, most of my OCs? They're actually all alters, I cannot be normal and make a geniune OC anymore. It's very easy for any new entity to instantly attach themselves onto an OC. Hopefully I'll be able to make more interaction art eventually. If you're wondering, here's a quick rapsheet of OCs that are actually alters: Grudge, Vengeance, Silly Kitty(black cat with green eyes drawing), Scourge (not my OC, but the reason why I drew this is because of a fictive !), Poodle (black poodle from a traditional doodle page), Nacho Cheese, Coey, Xavier... and more soon to come. A lot of personal art is for my own alter desires and to make my alters happy. Mulitple alters are also all helping make all of my art, because my artwork can take upwards of 10+ hours, which means switches occur in-between working periods.

7/15/2026

"hiii i followed for a short time a few years ago but left X due to a lot of reasons but i wanted to say im glad you seem to be doing better! that side of the internet was evil..."

I'm definitely so much happier posting here now, it's really a breath of fresh air. I am in a less toxic place and I've really grown a lot since back then I think. If I was going to continue to live like that I was going to die, and it makes me happy that people can see I'm in a better place now away from those people. I hope to continue making higher quality content I can be genuinely proud of instead of stuff just for the attention of other people. The more I draw it feels like I'm making something that's print quality instead of dumb slop.

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...Oh what's this traveler? You don't want to return or to leave?
It's dangerous out there, we still don't know if it's snow or ash.
If you really won't leave, why don't I show you to the bonus section!

BONUS SECTION

JIFFY BROCCOLI CASSEROLE WITH CANNED GREENBEANS ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ	ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ
	A classic abomination for the entire family to try! Jiffy All Purpose Baking Mix's own recipe modified into something that looks like a tiktok creation. Making this dish will make you feel like the tiktokers who make really scary casseroles but you just have to trust the process. For some, this meal is probably their worst nightmare, purrhaps even as a punishment. The average nusoi fares no match againist this beast of a meal. Makes 6-8 servings or something. NOT for people who can't handle a lot of dairy, you'll need lactaid with this one.
INGREDIENTS
	1 cup Jiffy Baking Mix
	10 oz of broccoli or however the FREAK much it takes to cover the bottom. (You can use califlower if you want to feel special.)
	1 to 2 cans of canned greenbeans. (You can use the wax ones if you want to feel special.)
	1 1/2 cups white cheddar cheese (deli cheese hand ripped apart works the best o algo)
	3 eggs
	1 cup of cream(you can use normal plain milk if you want a shittier casserole)
	salt, pepper, italian seasoning
DIRECTIONS
STEP 1	PREHEAT THE DAMN OVEN TO 400 degwees
STEP 2	Grab a casserole dish for this thing and spray it with oil. The square works good.
STEP 3	Put down the drained greenbeans into the pan, and then cover the broccoli on top. The greenbeams are a mushy bottom crust for your casserole. Put the cheese on top next and just kinda splonge it everywhere. Take the italian seasoning and sprinkle a little over the top of the assembled pile.
STEP 4	Mix the eggs, milk, baking mix, in a seperate bowl. Then add to your taste salt & pepper. Pour this sludge on top of your broccoli greenbean cheese mess.
STEP 5	Put it in the oven for 30-40 minutes checking in intervoles. It'll be done when the knife inserted in the center comes out clean. Let it cool a litle before serving so you don't BURN YOUR DAMN MOUTH.
STEP 6	eat . it . . ..