CHAPTER ONE

bedman: wow jersey you are so sexy
jersey: heh.. really?
bedman: no kill yourself
jersey: wow bedman i hate you
bedman: okay you irrelevant bum
robo-ky: i can treat you better than he can
venom guilty gear: i like boys
jam kuradoberi: i like boys too
elphelt: i respect gay people!
slayer guilty gear: dandy
zato-one: i like yaoi too
millia rage: zato end it please
zato-one: what the fuck
bridget: i am transgender!
sin kiske: babies come out of your eye
ky kiske: i love my wife
dizzy: i love you too
chipp zanuff: japan is so kawaii
baiken: end it
anji mito: end it
may: i love you johnny
johnny: its not happening.. i-i love jersey
jersey: wow johnny.. i love you too...
robo-ky: hey what about me
grug: i call it a hard drug rhymes with grug
tyler the creator: girl youre perfect but youre too fucking young
kendrick lamar: they not like us
pastel: i like to touch people with my big worm
mio: i like to give pastel blowjobs
basement: FFUCK YOU MILES DAVIS IM GLAD YOUR DEAD

CHAPTER TWO

robo-ky: jersey i love you
jersey: robot boy im not letting you hit
johnny: hey my girl dont want you
anji mito: y-youre right.. she wants me!
A.B.A: im fucking that key-shaped axe
slayer: dandy
jersey: boyyy anji nooo
delilah: what
baiken: anji stop flirting
asuka: anji.. you can always flirt with me...
anji mito: hey HANDSOME!
A.B.A: im still fucking that key shaped battle axe
johnny: ouuuuuu jersey you are so sexy let me kiss you
jersey: o-o-okay... blushes
slayer:dandy
mio: i need to kill myself
pastel: my big worm
yoi: cuts their finger off
basement: breathes air

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Pub: 07 Mar 2022 00:12 UTC
Edit: 12 May 2025 19:44 UTC
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