Snorpy? Snorpy! Bro, Snorpy, get out here!
I'm sorry, Chandlo, I'm not coming outside. I'm this close to finishing my next invention! Return to your lifting in peace.
Snorpy, we talked about this, bro. You gotta go outside at least one hour a day! Gotta get some fresh air, dawg.
Yes, what I'll 'get' is the attention of the Grumpinati..
Who? There's nobody out here but us, bro!
Better to work in the shadows where I cannot be seen. Also, it's cold out there.
Bro, if you're not comin' outside, I'm bringin' the outside to you!
H-hey, no. What? You cannot lift my entire house!
Oh yes I can! I'ma lift your crib, dawg!
Do not lift my crib, Chandlo! I have delicate instruments in here and-
LIFTIN' YOUR CRIB, DAWG!
There. I'm out in the 'fresh' air... And I can smell the chemtrails.
That's right, bro. One step atta time.

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Pub: 29 May 2023 14:53 UTC

Edit: 29 May 2023 15:37 UTC

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