̸̳̔̎​ ​̎̎ ̿̿̅̅/ ͆͆͆͆̔̿͞ ͆̅̿̄͞ ̿ ̄̇̿̚ ̎ ̎͆​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​Man, I missed bennies. It's how we won D-Day, you know. We were wired to the fucking gills

Hello, my name is Timaeus or Cicero. I am a system, and our system is collectively called timaeusTestified. We are 20 years old, and our birthday is November 8th. I'll be using we/us for the rest of this rentry since the vast majority of information is collective or related to the host. We also thrive with NPD, amongst other issues. I don't owe anyone an extensive list, but NPD is something that gets us into shit so it's a fair warning.

We are collectively a dyke. More specifically - a sick nasty butch lesbian. He/him, hy/hym, whatever. We are level 100 LGBTQ and will someday be that freaky transsexual dyke that makes Tumblr queers cry because we end up "too manly". Our system consists of a lot of masculine people, so it's our collective idea to transition and go on T so go fuck yourself. The day we have a dick all y'all will know.

We have been dating the Peppermint Candies since 12/03/24 and will always be with them. We stalk them and will die if they ever leave us. (Consentually of course.) We are not comfortable for the most part with jokes about kissing us or getting romantic or sexual or whatever. I know it sounds self-absorbed to say but it happens way too often. We are obsessed with our partner system and they are obsessed with us. Put a heart if you want me to take advantage of them. ♡

We are a gross "proshipper" or whatever. We don't believe in censorship in fictional media, let alone censorship at all. The bigger things we indulge in are the classic age-gap, incest, and general abuse. We are also very pro-kink and anti-contact paraphilia, as we have paraphilias ourselves. Thought crime does not exist, and people deserve help. We project a lot onto ships we like; like Solder Boy x Homelander, Starlight x Homelander, Captain Man x Kid Danger, Charlie x Vox, etc etc. We are also a VICTIM of incest, grooming, pedophilia, and such, so do not fucking @ me about "not respecting victims" when we are a victim.

We aren't into a lot of things, and our partner has to get us into them, but there's still a list. Things we might end up talking about consist of -- Better Call Saul, The Boys, Invincible, Degrees of Lewdity, Henry Danger, Madoka Magica, Homestuck, Binding of Isaac, Slay the Princess, My Little Pony, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss. These are just our current interests, and are subject to be changed if there's anything new. Underlined text are interests best suited us for talking to our partner. Italicized are interests I'm super into right now.

I don't make mistakes. I'm not just like the rest of you. I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I- I'm better! I am better! I'm done. I am done apologizing. I am done being persecuted for my strength. You people should be thanking Christ that I am who and what I am, because you need me... You're not the real heroes. I'm the real hero.
ᡕᠵデ气亠 Hjemlander.⠀