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Hi my name is Kayke, but i also go by some other names like Kabru, Hacks & Reaper I'm GOAT and my birthday is 29/11. i THINK I'm sx/so 873 (entp), i tried looking into the books and some tutorials, it was kinda hard since english is not my first language. yes, I'm Brazilian, i speak Portuguese. iai tropa! yay hoorayy!
I don't tend to DM first unless you're, like, very close to me. However, if you reach out, i most likely will reply; i may struggle to keep in touch at times, though. I'm open to new friends and don't mind people interacting with me, but I am very shy, like A LOT. sometimes i will literally stare at the notification for 3 hours and then forget to answer #mb
Also pls don't beg for me to answer your DMs, don't spam. i have my own time, I'm sorry 😭 but if it's been like days, you can bump the chat, i probably saw it and forgot to answer........
However, I am extremely bipolar. I always start hating close friends and being sad about things they normally do that i usually don't get disturbed by. I'm sorry, but I'll never tell u if this happens, because half the time I don't even know how to explain it. but i always come back to liking the person, maybe some hours later, maybe some days, maybe weeks...
I can get pretty fucking mean when i get irritated, and honestly i feel bad about it afterwards. i can get annoyed really easily and sometimes I'll answer people like a complete asshole, be unnecessarily blunt, sarcastic, or say something just to get a reaction out of them. and then like 5 minutes later my brain goes "oh fuck i probably hurt their feelings" and suddenly it's "/j" or "I WAS JOKING" even when i very much was NOT joking 😭 sometimes i genuinely regret what i said, sometimes i just feel guilty, and sometimes I'm just scared you'll start hating me because of it. i don't always know how to take back what i said without making it even more awkward, so I'll probably try to play it off instead. it's not an excuse and I'm sorry if i ever treat you like that, i swear half the time my anger disappears way faster than my regret does,,,,sorry
And I'm also a fucking liar. not even gonna lie to u bruh, and I'm so fucking sorry broski. i lie even when it's simple things like "what did you eat?", "did you do ---?", or the classic "r u okay?" and bro, i swear it's not proposital, it's just automatic typashit. i don't even realize that i lied sometimes. if you're a close friend, there's probably a lie out there that u still believe to this day and I'm, again, so sorry. 😭
If you plan to interact with me, please IWC. i can start hating you for small things SOMETIMES, because mostly I'm very jolly and will consider you my friend pretty easily,, but that'd be a fucking lie again, broski. I don't consider people my friends easily and i don't get attached easily
Actually, no, wait ,depending on my humor, the day i meet u, and if you're cool, i might consider you my BFF since day one, because yes, i am a social butterfly sometimes. and sometimes i am NOT fucking jolly. I'm probably just pretending and lying again. hi sorry.
I LOVE when people randomly send me stuff they think I'll like. memes, art, random screenshots, videos, whatever. you don't need a whole reason to DM me, i promise 😭
I also love matching pfps, bios, statuses, layouts, names, etc. with friends. if you ask me to match something i'll probably say yes immediately.
I'm very forgetful and it affects me A LOT... i might forget to reply, forget what conversations we had, forget something you told me literally yesterday, etc. don't take it to heart PLEASEEUGHHHUHH. my brain is basically running on 67 tabs and 2 of them is playing music.
I make KYS/KMS jokes, lmk if you're uncomfortable with them and I won't make them around you!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable, so just tell me and we're good.
i also tend to use tonetags sometimes, but don't expect me to use them EVERY TIME because i will forget they exist. if you ever can't tell if i'm joking or being serious, just ask me. i promise i won't get mad at you for asking, my dumbass probably worded it badly anyway!!
I can be VERY chaotic when I'm comfortable with someone. like, one minute we're having a normal conversation and the next I'm sending you 60 messages about something completely unrelated
Please tell me if I'm yapping too much 😭 most of the time I'm lonely and barely talking to anyone, so when i finally get the chance to talk to someone, i can yap A LOT. like, genuinely A LOT,, once i get comfortable with you or get excited about something, good fucking luck getting me to shut up. i will tell you EVERYTHING, probably overshare, start 3 different conversations at once and somehow turn one topic into 17 others
and honestly, when i wanna talk to you, i REALLY wanna talk to you. I'm not gonna sit there pretending i don't care just because i think I'm being annoying. if I'm excited, I'll probably just fucking say it and yap until my brain runs out of words 😭
BUT if it ever actually gets annoying, PLEASE tell me. i won't get mad, i swear. because if you don't tell me, I'll probably notice you replying slower, giving shorter answers, taking longer to answer, reacting less, or just generally seeming less interested, and my dumbahh will immediately go "oh okay they don't wanna talk to me anymore"
and then I'll probably stop yapping to you entirely because I'll assume I'm annoying you or that you secretly hate me. i might act like i don't care, but then I'll overthink every single message i sent and wonder if i was being too much. so PLEASE just tell me instead of silently suffering through my 47 messages..
if I'm comfortable with you, you're probably gonna hear A LOT from me...
I'm also very bad at keeping conversations going sometimes. it's not that i don't wanna talk to you, i just genuinely don't know what to say sometimes and then the conversation dies. if that happens, PLEASE don't assume i hate you or don't wanna talk anymore. my social battery just exploded.
I may also randomly disappear for a while and then come back like nothing happened. this isn't personal, sometimes i just don't have the energy to talk to anyone. if we're close enough, you'll probably get a random "HI" from me after 4 days like nothing happened.
I LOVE when people infodump to me about things they like. even if i know absolutely nothing about the topic, i genuinely enjoy seeing people get excited about stuff. you can yap to me. PLEASE yap to me. i will probably yap back.
I'm also very bad at noticing when someone is trying to hint something to me. if you want me to understand something, just tell me directly. there's a very high chance i will completely miss the hint and then realize what you meant 3 months later while taking a shower.
I'm terrible at telling when someone actually likes having me around. you could literally tell me "i like talking to you" and my brain would still go "hmm... suspicious." so if i ever seem unsure about whether you actually wanna talk to me, that's probably why
Don't expect me to always act the same way around you either. sometimes I'm loud, annoying and talking WAY too much, and sometimes you'll get like 3 words out of me before i disappear. depends on the day, the mood, the social battery, the weather, the alignment of the fucking planets, who knows!
I tend to mirror people's energy a LOT. if you're quiet, I'll probably be quiet. if you're loud, I'll probably become even louder. if you're joking around, I'll joke around. if you're dry, i will start questioning every life decision that led me to that conversation #mb
I can be pretty unserious, so if you talk to me expecting a completely normal conversation 24/7, I'm sorry but you're probably in the wrong house. i can have serious conversations, obviously, but most of the time my brain is just doing a lil bit of whatever the fuck and i speak twice before thinking..
If i ever say something that bothers you, PLEASE tell me instead of silently hating me. I'm not always gonna realize that i did something wrong, and i'd rather you tell me so i can understand and fix it. communication!!!!
BUT, and this is important, i am genuinely fucking terrible at doing the same. if YOU do something that bothers me, there's a pretty high chance i won't tell you... i'll probably just sit there like "oh! okay!" and then proceed to think about it for the next 6 days. i don't like confronting people because my brain immediately goes "what if they get mad at me and decide to genuinely skin me alive"
so if i don't tell you that something bothered me, PLEASE don't take that as me being okay with it. sometimes i'm just too scared/awkward to say anything. if it's something you keep doing to me, though, i might eventually say something #idk what am i typing ts might be impossible to understand
basically: please communicate with me, because apparently i was not built with that feature installed.
don't take every single thing i say as 100% serious. i have a horrible habit of exaggerating everything for the giggles and shits.,., if i say "I HATE YOU" because you stole my minecraft dirt block, i probably do not, in fact, hate you. probably!
I can be both extremely private and extremely oversharing at the exact same time. there is no logic behind this. don't ask me how it works because i don't know either.. and rn im oversharing probably hello!
i just realized that if i were reading this rentry, i wouldn't want to be friends with the person. chat am i cooked #lmk!
Interests...
mcyt, mcsr, smps, pokémon, omori, Stardew valley, QSMP #since2023, link click, laufey, animes, mangas, roblox especially horror games (I'm a fucking scaredy cat), fnaf, and alot more that i dont remember...
I'm a ls!flamefrags kin and fucking spokeishere and a lot more but #whocares! I also LOVE Scorbunny they're my favorite pokemon from all time... My favorite mc speedrunners are: hackingnoises, pavkin, dandannyboy, couriway, lyxier and fruitberries!!! Especially hax and fruit!! I would say my favorites mcyt but theres alot,, some of them r dumbisdumb, manepear & baablu
On dannys life I'll do a DNI list but yeah, if i don't fuck with you, I'll just block freely. even if we're friends for a long time, i don't really care hi i lied i care. but only if you did something weiiird! if you're just annoying me, I'll probably complain about you to someone and then forget about it 20 minutes later...
if you want to bmf i have my socials on my pronouns!!!