alfred's byi and dni list!!!!! pretty basic but. ok? shuddup. yes i am hateful 
DNI
Firstly, doubles of Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt (APH) and Franky (One Piece) please either dni or iwec. I am nonsharing, but do not be alarmed as I WILL NOT harass you. I block freely. If I get annoyed or find you problematic, you will be blocked. The basic dni criteria applies. PLEASE read this thoroughly. Also, I want to mention I am heavily uncomfortable with the topic of: the loss of a parental figure, sh, suicide, and my own mental health. You are not my parent I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE LMAO. Do know that I am fully aware of how bad the fandoms I am in are. Yes, Hetalia has had its downs and downs, but I don't think you need to remind me dude.
BYI
I want to clarify that, yes, I was diagnosed with ADD. Alongside that, I am constantly hyper and I talk/type very, very fast. I am known to make lots of spelling mistakes, so please do not try to correct me - because I WOULD get mad. I can't lie, I'm SUPER easy to ragebait and I'm honestly pretty gullible. I may not immediately recognize if something is a joke or not because I'm honestly slow, so I recommend using tone tags around me. I call EVERYONE 'bro' or 'dude' regardless of their gender but if you don't like it, please let me know because otherwise I won't stop. I also say 'like' and 'yo' a lot too. Lastly, I do in fact say slurs I CAN reclaim, and often I make semi-nsfw/freaky jokes. If you hate that as well, LET ME KNOW BRO IM NOT GUNNA KNOWWWW.