Sweet Pasta Restaurant ~ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Ever feel so hungry, that you wanna eat a human? "No, this isn't what appeals to humans..."
Don't you like the feeling of greenies on your belly? "Children hate vegetables, man!"
...You like the yellowies on your bellies? "Oh my 343, you're terrible!"
"I'm trying my best, Sweetie!" Says Fazool, already tired from all the talk.
"This is your best? Seriously?" Ms. Sweetie says, disappointed at her coworker.
Fazool sighs, wiping his meaty forehead from all the oil spilling from it. "What am I supposed to say?! If we don't get this restaurant running, the foundation will decommission me!"
"Well, I don't know... Act human, or something! It's not that hard!" Ms. Sweetie says, fixing her hair.
"YOU'RE THE HUMAN, SWEETIE!" Fazool shakes her shoulders.
"Don't touch me, you m-" Ms. Sweetie stops, as she realizes she's about to say something less than inclusive. "...minx!"
"MINX?! MIIIIIINX?!" Fazool is unhappy with being called that. "Calling me a man is okay, but calling me a minx?! GESÙ, COSA HAI CHE NON VA?!" Fazool goes on an italian rant about how shitty of a friend Ms. Sweetie is.
Ms. Sweetie has had enough. "Alright, this situationship is not gonna work." She says, before punching him in the head, her hand getting stuck in his meatball head. "EW!"
"Haha! You tried, 'binx'!" Fazool says, before punching Ms. Sweetie in the gut, throwing her against the wall.
Ms. Sweetie dusts herself off as she gets up, picking off some forks off the floor and throwing them on Fazool, hitting his chef's hat and getting it stuck on the wall.
"..Alright... That is ENOUGH!" Fazool says. With his fists clenched, he jumps on Ms. Sweetie and starts beating her up. She reciprocrates, creating a bloody and painful fight, with noodles and plastic wraps flying everywhere.
The two coworkers lay on the floor, hurt and tired from the fight. Their breaths are heavy, their hearts are pumping, their hands are aggressively interlocked, and most importantly... The camera's pointing at them. They stare at eachother, and they come up with an idea.
"Do you ever like a food so much, that when someone else gets it first, you get aggressive with them? "Do you ever fight someone over a food so hard that your bond becomes stronger together?" "Well, that can happen today! Come to the Sweet Pasta restaurant!" "You can both enjoy delicious delicacies together, after taking your breaths away from all the anger and adrenaline!" Brought to you by Ms. Sweetie and Fazool... With hate.