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Listed below are a few questions I am constantly asked.
"Can we fuck?"
I am not allowed to leave the house, I have an electric fence dog collar on and I was neutered. Sorry. I belong to Al and Al ONLY! BACK AWAY!! FOUL BEASTS.
"Who is your ultimate favorite character in the entire universe?"
SPONGEBOBBBB SQUAREPANTSSSS!!!!!
"Did your name yourself Vincent after Hazbin Hotel?"
No. I have actually gone by that name since I was 12 years old ok, the original reason is actually far worse. It was for Rebornica Purple Guy.... It's too late now though, my family refuses to now call me any other name and now it's on all my medical records. Welp, there you go.
"Do you ACTUALLY like Hazbin Hotel?"
No I do not, this shit is absolutely ungodly horrible and retarded. Next question.
"Can we listen to your AWESOME and AMAZING #YouCore Spotify playlist?"
Yes you may, loyal fan! CLICK NOW!
"Do you have any exes?"
No. I am nobody's ex and I will sue you for defamation of character.
"Are you Schizophrenic?"
Well yes.
"Do you have any personality disorders?"
You will soon find out and experience which ones exactly first hand when you befriend me so good luck.
"Can we follow you and know your every move?"
Why of course! Why would I ever care about privacy or personal space? What silly and frivolous concepts! If you wish to speak to me my discord is @televisional, I also have Tumblr and IG.
"Why do you lie so much?"
I would never, ever, ever ever lie or purposefully spread misinformation for a quick laugh in a million billion years. Never....ever. Trust me.
Alright boys and girls, now let's get down to the SERIOUS questions. Here we go!
"Are you Pro-ship? Are you Anti-ship?"
I do not know what any of these words mean and I do not care at all ok now leave me to my lotions before I kill you.
"Are you #problematic?"
I may make certain jokes or act a certain way but it's always in my lane and pretains to my life experiences and mishaps and whatnots. I usually keep this private amongst close friends, or in company where I know it is okay.
Simply put, if I can't reclaim it or speak from personal experience it's not my joke or
topic to touch. I will also block or simply ignore anyone who displays unsavory behaviors that I do not agree with.
I can never succesfully make a DNI, and because of that people assume I am fine with everything when actually it is quite the opposite. The only reason I can never succesfully make one though is because no matter what boundaries you place, people will always hide something or sometimes purposefully target you out of pure malicious intent.
So I would rather just face it myself and make the decision, this is MY phone and I get to decide who lives and dies in it. #Okay