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my p rank journey in chronological order
march 2024 to may 2024 - playing as the noise
P RANKING COMPLETE - 101% SAVE FILE well.... damn. i finally completed pizza tower. every chef task, every p rank, all clothes... not gonna stop playing it though but it is FINALLY COMPLETE!! HAHAHA!! GO BACK
5/5 bosses p ranked (MAIN) 20/20 levels p ranked (BONUS) 1/1 levels p ranked
this time i actually p ranked the levels first and THEN the bosses, like a normal gamer. swag B`)
FLOOR 1
1. john guttah p rank 3/14/24 ~10 min to complete - EASY CHEESY LEMON SQUEEZY!!
2. pizzascape p rank 3/15/24 6 min to complete - FIRST TRY WHAT THE HELL!??
3. ancient cheese p rank 3/16/24 ~50 min-1 hr to complete - i fucking hate that 3rd secret and the twisty turny cheese platform room :`1
4. bloodsauce dungeon p rank 3/18/24 ~4 hrs to complete - to quote legendary artist zuperpizzatower, "GET OFF OF IT WHY DO YOU-A HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!"
FLOOR 2
5. oregano desert p rank 3/20/24 1 hr to complete - i did this on vc with my gf and she was saying the most heinous things it made it hard to p rank
6. wasteyard p rank 3/21/24 ~40 min to complete - i forgot secret 3 existed for 20 minutes
7. fun farm p rank 3/23/24 ~40 min to complete - i still hate secret 2!!
8. fastfood saloon p rank 3/24/24 ~25 min to complete - noise is such a cheater but killing the horse is cathartic
FLOOR 3
9. crust cove p rank 3/25/24 ~40 min to complete - i still hate this level i hate barrel transformation but i LOVE pineacools 🥺🍍💛
10. gnome forest p rank 3/26/24 30 min to complete - fuck secret 3. everybody wanna be a superstar
11. golf p rank 3/27/24 20 min to complete - coulda done it first try had i not goofed up
12. deep dish 9 p rank 4/2/24 40 min to complete - i really hate THAT ONE PART. WITH THE ON/OFF BLOCKS. AGH
FLOOR 4
13. pig city p rank 4/2/24 30 min to complete - the brick balloons bust my balls
14. peppibot factory p rank 4/5/24 1 hr to complete - this level is actively hostile to The Noise
15. oh shit p rank 4/19/24 2 hrs to complete - this level is even MORE hostile to The Noise FUCK NINJA SLICES
16. refrigerator-refrigerator-freezerator p rank 4/20/24 30 min to complete - my favorite level <:3
FLOOR 5
17. don't make a sound p rank 4/28/24 ~3+ hrs to complete - still my least favorite level. i HATE THIS LEVEL RGAHSDFGH
18. pizzascare p rank 5/2/24 ~2-3 hrs to complete - "Polly want a cracker??" Low poly bird: "Ough,,,"
19. crumbling tower of pizza 5/3/24 10 mn to complete - CTOP FOR MY 20TH BIRTHDAY YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. war p rank 5/7/24 ~30-50 mn to complete? - ITS OVER!!!!! GOT IT ON MY 1ST TRY OF LAP 2 LOL
BONUS
21. secrets of the world 5/10/24 ~2-3 hrs to complete - secured the W by being skibidi
🍕1. pizzaface p rank 5/12/24🍕1hr 30mn to complete - my appetite has piqued this evening.
i smell... fresh food...
there is more to sustain me..
...i can smell you!
little one...
here, have what im having this evening!
that old man before had no dignity...
he couldn't cook to save himself!
let me prepare a real meal now...
and you're my first mouth to feed
little bunny little bunny little bunny little bunny
little bunny little bunny little bunny little bunny
little bunny
Let us dine.
i love that italian
🐸2. fake peppino p rank 5/15/24🐸 ~35-40 min to complete - I'M THE BETTER KNOCK OFF!!!
🪨3. doise p rank 5/17/24🪨 7 min to complete - HOLY SHIT, I DIDNT EVEN PRACTICE MUCH??? IM THE BETTER KNOCK OFF DOISE!!!
🤠4. vigilante p rank 5/19/24🤠 21 min to complete - not as hard as i expected it would be due to noise bomb canceling attacks cheese
🫑5. pepperman p rank 5/20/24🫑 40 min to complete - forget pepperman the real threats in this boss fight are the projectiles and your own impatience
special thanks to -
- my girlfriend, big L for getting rusty at the game but still helped me out a ton by supporting me this whole time and giving me the energy i needed to crank out these p's :`) thanks for being the noisette to my noise
- youtube user crayfray/steam user crayola, for making youtube videos demonstrating noise p rank runs so early on after the update (p rank playlist)
- random youtube users who uploaded videos of them p ranking levels as noise