Q: WHAT DO YOU DO SPECIFICALLY?
A: I script... A lot. I write about 2-3 Python scripts a day for side-projects that I'm working on. Very few of my scripts hold long-term importance, so I choose to index them chronologically rather than name them. I like making chatbots, unofficial APIs, Minecraft server plugins, and training ML models to do abyssal tasks. I've recently realized that I should probably learn a bit of nodejs as well. Recently I have begun my dive down the road of wiccan witchtokism (wiccan... programmer... hex programmer?). I have several tens of thousands of shitposts saved on multiple devices. I'm supposed to be a vtuber, but that's a work in progress (hence why I'm the world's worst vtuber™). I also write, draw, browse the internet, develop apps, play indie games and board games, mod games, and basically anything else that doesn't involve leaving my house.
Q: CAN I MESSAGE YOU?
A: Yes. My DMs are open to anyone for any reason. If you don't know how to approach me, test the waters by telling me your opinion on something and seeing how I react.
Q: WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN ORDER FOR YOU TO BEGIN VTUBING?
A: In order to reach the "seraph starts vtubing" event, the following conditions need to be met:
* Seraph must be able to guarantee at least 10 viewers.
* Seraph must develop at least one bot to engage viewers.
* Seraph must have a vtubing model.
* Seraph must plan a stream schedule.
Q: WHY IS YOUR GITHUB EMPTY?
A: It's an alt. I was planning to work on that, but I get distracted really often. Please bother me more about it so that I'll finally have enough motivation to submit some of my projects for the world to see.
Q: WHAT IS STICK THEORY?
A: "Stick Theory" refers to the theory that every human invention ever made is basically just some derivative of a stick. This theory posits that sticks are a "baseline tool" used by humans in the earliest era of our existence. Every tool we will ever create in the future will be an nth-generational iteration of the initial concept of the stick.
Q: WHAT IS HUMMING THEORY?
A: "Humming Theory" refers to the theory that individuals who have fully discovered themselves have a greater understanding of the world around them, and are thus able to better communicate or "hum" with other individuals who have also discovered themselves.
Q: WHAT IS AN ALTERNATOR?
A: An alternator is a tool that represents the logical conclusion of Stick Theory. Since a stick is the first tool ever utilized, an alternator is the name for the last tool that will ever be invented: the endgame tool of humanity. At the current moment, alternators are envisioned to be autonomous octahedral drones equipped with advanced computational hardware. Since an alternator is supposed to be the most 'endgame' tool ever created, alternators are supposed to be very versatile. They have many different variations that are built to handle different tasks under many domains. Alternators come in sets of "arrays" and are utilized by an alternator controller or commander. Much like any sufficiently advanced crossbreed of a drone and a gaming pc, alternators are "delegation and iteration" themed.
Personally, I enjoy the concept of alternators as an aesthetic. That is why I choose to adorn myself with a halo of miniature alternators.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE?
A: INTP. I've always valued experimentation over proper prioritization.
If you're asking about my actual personality, it's probably very clear that I do not talk to people often. I likely come across as very unhinged and socially unconventional, "schizo" as some would say. The best way to approach me is by sending me an edgy shitpost or asking me a question. The worst way to approach me is to assume that you understand how I think.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: October 7th.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR BLOOD TYPE?
A: I don't know, I've never tried it... Probably sweet and salty?
Q: WHICH MTG COLORS ARE YOU?
A: 5-color WUBRG. "If you aren't trying every possible avenue at once, you're not doing it right."
Q: WHY ARE YOU NEUTRAL EVIL?
A: I'm a greedy person. I desire power and personal growth. I think of myself as open minded, but I don't care much for the feelings of others if those feelings don't align with my interests. I aim to become the strongest being to have ever lived.
Q: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL OF YOUR PROJECTS?
A: I'm responsible for this megaproject called the "Abyss". All of my projects are connected to the Abyss in some internet-of-things-like fashion. The Abyss is an ecosystem of many different systems that each have a specific set of behaviors and roles. You've probably met nondeus, since he's one of the most easily accessible abyssal systems. If you haven't, join my discord server and bug me to put him online.
Q: WHAT'S IN THE ABYSS?
A: That's for you to figure out. I have no interest in revealing any forbidden knowledge.
Q: ARE YOU ACTUALLY CATHOLIC?
A: Yes. I haven't been to church in over a year, but I do believe in a god. I'm catholic because I like how stupidly large their churches are. Catholic churches are very aesthetically pleasing.
Q: ARE YOU ACTUALLY A SERAPH? OR ARE YOU JUST CHUNIBYO?
A: I am ABSOLUTELY an angelic being from the highest order of beings and would NEVER lie about such a thing. I am totally NOT pretending to be delusional in order to satisfy my desperation to stand out... BAKA.
Q: Who is your favorite artist?
A: Khyle. By far. I also like aiu, pantsu_ripper, snale, kurokimoko, and any anime shitpost artist.
Q: I DON'T LIKE YOU.
A: I have a lot of tendencies that could put a bad taste in your mouth, like my massive sense of self importance or my casual derogatory speech. I don't mean any harm by these tendencies, but I simply do not believe these issues are problematic enough to change my behavior over. I believe that I'm compatible with anyone who is willing to be flexible and communicate their thoughts openly. There will always be disagreements between individuals of different cultures, upbringings, and experiences. These differences can only be resolved through well-intentioned discussion.
Q: I LIKE YOU.
A: Good. You will make a great devoted follower.

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Pub: 04 Aug 2023 19:50 UTC
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