• This absolute GLUTTON must be the incarnation of the sin itself, no wonder their pronouns are it / its. Sorry, it was impolite of me to start like that. Let me introduce you to TISSUE— better known as @afterpain, the perfect github username to describe the feeling you get when you eat meal after meal. But we all love to eat, so I guess we can't judge it based off of that.


• Instead, let's focus on its crimes. They are notoriously known for being ponytown's best tax AND women evader, effectively dodging every opportunity to pay tax OR to make romantic relations with a hot lady. Let's run a simulation.

- STIMULATION - Hot Lady : wanna c + h ?
Tissue : I'm Hungry
- END OF STIMULATION -

• As you can see, there is no hope left for this specimen. Sorry, speci-thing. The one thing I could at least give it praise for is it's effort to voluntarily capitalize most of the letters in its messages for absolutely no fucking reason. (/TEASING)


• It is also a big fan of yiff. Don't know what that is? Tissue tells you to look it up. It is a big fan of the game, "Fast & Furry Nuts". Sounds like a cute game, maybe even a mini-game in HSR but then you realize that once you search it up on google you are greeted by gay porn of the furry counterpart of Vin Diesel who starred in the Fast and Furious™ movies.


• You must also NEVER whisper Tissue because if you mention anyone in whispers, it will snitch on you by switching to public chat. It will say it was an accident, but we all know it wasn't. We all know it wasn't. To exorcise this demon of gluttony, you must do 2 THINGS. First, sign its ata. Once you've done that, call out its user @afterpain in public chat then say nothing else. Stay safe out there.


• It is also the author of this amazing novel.

- NO TITLE (thankfully) - [evernight again \~~] evernight: "Clean my shoes."
tissue:"Y-Yes, ma'am..."
evernight: "Good... You've earned a reward."
tisue: "e-evernight! T-that... *Busts*

• I think it could earn an award for the best horror novel ever written. We should also print out books for it so that we can all stay warm in the winter. You know, burn the pages in a campfire.


i will add more info when ifeel like it

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Pub: 14 Oct 2025 14:34 UTC

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