TREV CALLOUT
WARNING: this callout is very shocking
I have things to call out about this Infamous man named Trev, one who dwells on the streets of Pony Town rather known as PT.
1. the random afks
he goes afk out of nowhere, becoming an npc. even booping him nonstop doesn't work and that i just have to wait patiently for his ass to come back. sometimes i already did all the things that i needed to do in real life only to come back and see that he's still afk. ABSOLUTELY NOT COOL! literally a SCANDAL.
2. his bad wifi
this dude also LAGS sometimes. watch out for he might teleport infront of your face and jumpscare you so bad making you fall off your FORSAKEN CHAIR
3. killing innocents and his rudeness
he even says that he KILLS innocent people, so be warned and stay safe guys.. you might be next. he kills every innocent person he sees, no one is safe from this dangerous man and he's also so rude since he said i SUCKED at high fiving his non existent fingers in pony world.. DARN! just you wait boy, you're wanted, and I WILL find you first
4. his non existent phone AND discord
his discord is non existent because his phone is non existent aswell, boy you better tell your roommate to stop taking your phone otherwise it's truly over for you. you are the only one i mostly talk to in dms and this had to happen..? you are doomed and pony town's most wanted.
5. the random disappearances
the fact that he would sometimes disappear out of NOWHERE and not come back for the next few hours is.. insane.
6. scamming
he even scammed me saying that he'd give me chocolate and a drink, well truth is HE NEVER DID! he's a scammer, i can confirm dat.
he scammed me again just now at 1/12/25.
he asked me if i wanted a donut and i said yes.... BUT HIS ASS WAS ALREADY EATING IT. its ok... i guess
7. the 3 AM gaming
he also plays wuthering waves, genshin impact and ponytown at 3 AM..? DUDE!!! 3 AM GAMING? no wonder why you fall asleep sometimes
8. bullies kids and has many male wives
not to mention that THIS guy also bullies kids, like hey... i dont bully kids anymore. YOU DO!!!!!!! you bully kids daily buddy, you even use trolls skins and ragebait them.. thats awesome! and the fact that you have many many male wives, jiyan? scar..... aki.... hua cheng...? THERE'S WAY TOO MANY I CAN'T EVEN NAME THEM ALL DUDE! IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE CATCHING POKEMON AT THIS POINT
9. takes years in the toilet
you use the toilet so many times everyday and you take your time so what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! 3 HOURS AT MAX FOR TAKING A SHOWER
10. randomly goes to menu
bro.. you do the same thing that I DO!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BE TALKING. i always see that little menu icon pop up ontop of your pony head and my eyes pop out of their eye sockets, i poke them til all the eye juice comes out from the shock and my jaw dropped to the floor
11. he can't even log into his own discord account
hello WHAT!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOG INTO YOUR OWN DISCORD ACCOUNT...? boy "forget password" or something like that EXISTS for a reason.. PLEASE!!!!!!!!! GO AND FIND A WAY TO LOG IN OTHERWISE YOU MY GOOD SIR WILL BE MY NEWEST VICTIM OF KILLING AND THERE WONT BE ANY MERCY FOR YOU AT ALL
12. he flexes
this boy right here keeps flexing his food, like glazed donuts covered in.. condense milk, chocolate, and drinks..? hey, why do you keep flexing. THAT'S SO MEAN AND RUDE OF YOU!!!!!! he just said that he "shares" his food well HE NEVER DID! NOT EVEN ONCE
in conclusion:
maybe he's the one who has escaped the mental asylum and NAWT me, like what is the "badass" bacteria anyway..? i definitely don't have that. and im not stuck in 2024, boy. so trev, massive big fat ass dni and stay safe from this man guys
NOTE: (this is a satire callout. trev if you are seeing this i absolutely hate you for making that callout rentry im done i laughed so hard BYE but im gonna be honest he's also very cool fr!! O_O AND hes also not one of those people with zero creativity am i right ufufu~ ^○^)