ASS VGL24 Episode 5
Hour 1

BoB is eating chili
people really love using the /bag/ emote
Denko "The Raped" joined by Beebs, Cipher, Crimson, Kiyose, Streak, and Toki
Agnes Tachyon is waiting
282 shitpost responses, 30 of them are one guy trying to get the last post
the 'ccg said that ASS would be coping and seething
the 'ccg also thought there'd be a never been done before round of 16 ASS
Streak was the only one to pick /vrg/ over /xivg/
Denko became convinced they would win after making it out of HWC
after they made final day Beebs knew they'd win because it was the worst possible result
noted /ink/ fan Beebs
Huge White Cock
dismantle /zzz/ quickly

Recap

Denko won't have a timer, Streak will use a soundboard
/2hug/ sucked and proved that they sucked, Toki always knew they were bad
shouldn't have made it that far
as soon as they met a team besides the worst team ever they lost
Beebs will always pick /2hug/
Joe is a /gbpen/ character
/aceg/ beat the Third Reich
Beebs says they got robbed despite not playing football
/pmmm/ is asked to try to attack
/uma/-/skg/ was the match where Toki realized /uma/ wasn't winning anything
might be /skg/'s last game, but generals exist without games like /ksg/ and /llsifg/
Crimson used to look at /4ccg/
Streak stop existing
Streak was the only one to pick /vrg/ because he had blind faith
Beebs picked /xivg/ but didn't believe in them, thought PES would actually punish a team without 2 medals
/xivg/'s keeper is one of the worst in VGL history
not just terrible, he's gross to look at
belongs in Wal-Mart
Toki Britishly dies
/zzz/-/drg/ was the first time Beebs was impressed by /zzz/
a bee violates Toki's NAP
Toki returns after killing the bee
first match that /smtg/ decided to play offense
/smtg/ was waiting and seeing until /aceg/'s second goal
Beebs already forgot
Shonbori Rudolf had no purpose on this /uma/
/uma/ had been good for the last VGLs, but by HWC Denko picked /hanny/ over them
Denko's correct lotto numbers: 6-22-24-29-38-51
/ddg/ failed to kill satan, missed chance after chance
Streak loves ringing his bell
Beebs was crushed for /bag/
/hanny/ scored the same goal 3 times
/bag/ lived by and died by the 90+
/bag/ had a decent export, not great live-management
Streak happy /dbg/ went this far
/ink/'s bear kept stopping /dbg/, died later
NFL joke
/dbg/ keeps having 4 good medals and 1 complete retard
should not have had any Daima reps
Marvel babies garbage
Streak loved Daima
Dragon Ball Daipa
bad end /hgg2d/ win was averted
/hgg2d/ was ran the fuck over
/hgg2d/'s new gimmick is dying in the round of 16 or to an auto bigly
/hgg2d/ flopped bigly
huge bracket buster, what a bunch of idiots
/hgg2d/ losing to auto /d2g/ was one of the most fun matches Denko watched
Beebs proclaims that /hgg2d/ will never win a star again, is told to stop
shout out to Spiderman poster
/alg/ changes were too late
good job to Aquantis on the changes, poor Cipher
Beebs calls /fgog/-/kfg/ the most /kfg/ was threatened
Denko disagrees
never seen so many failed cursors and defensive fuck ups in a game
Denko fell to his knees on a golf course when ORT missed
acceptance that it's over
/fgog/ stepped up from where they've been
match quality fell off after this
Beebs thinks there might've been only one match this VGL where a team with a medal advantage won
nothing else to talk about with the match
Denko was not /mlp/'s founder
BoB enters
most exciting part of /wtg/-/smtg/ was watching the kill /wtg/ manager poll go up
Crimson was going to ban him from irc immediately if he had mod powers
it took /wtg/ 12 minutes to change from a 3-4-3 to a 3-4-3
for some reason his first step was to swap to a 4-4-2 diamond
What Was He Cooking? /wtg/'s manager
12 minutes of menus for 1 shot and 1 save
timeout made /hgg2d/ blush
VGLco regretted letting both threads know they had a match
/wtg/ made Crimson root for /smtg/
good reason to have managers because sometimes they do funny things
/gfg/ dominated, but Beebs was still sweating

Hour 2

/zzz/ had something working in the first half, but lost confidence and changed it
/zzz/ thread was confused on how /gfg/'s keeper was so good
/gfg/ was cross-posting telling them to get smoked
Toki and Denko love cross-posting
Beebs hopes they stuck around to fuck his wife
BoB leaves
/hanny/ management is good now
their tester is an agitated jumped up mexican bean
Crimson loves bears fucking up
Streak the only one who thought /mggg/ could come back
unfortunately stopped at 3-2
Pizza Guy was dogshit
/mggg/ looked better than in their first /vrg/ game, conditions matter?
ASS is a show about bullying Streak
/kfg/ in control, of their keeper
tied the most saves in a VGL match
keeper MotM despite 4 goals and a brace
kind of game that you'd write off if it was a test
the most bullshit of all the keeper performances
/kfg/ even scored 2 on a red card
foolish Beebs thought that number of players on the pitch mattered
Beebs did not care about anything besides /gfg/ beating /smtg/
does not want to play this team again
is fine that /gfg/ keeps playing /2hug/, just hates /smtg/
Sonic Muh Tedgehog
/gfg/ has only officially gotten to play /alg/ in qualifiers
back in the day was a huge matchup, now it's irrelevant
hype video was made for the matchup when /gfg/ was created, lost by the time they played
/gfg/ used to be the Millwall of /vg/
/alg/ also had a hype video from years ago for when they made the round of 16
Aquantis had 6 years to finish it and never did
/hanny/ export hit its limit against /vrg/
only goal was a kickoff
/hanny/ tester told to go back to the /vg/ testing mines
semi-finals were very cut and dry
/kfg/'s defense against /gfg/ was incredible, box completely stuffed
/kfg/ were forcing bad shots
Troonysoup demands Beebs wrap it up
tradition of third place match being better than the final
average physique of an ASS viewer is posted
not even the third place match could get an extra time, quick final day
nothing to say about the final
really bad final, one of the worst in a long time
two similar teams, Beebs thought it would be great, was atrocious
/kfg/ could not buy a shot
Toki popped off at the Bebop, Beebs called it the most infuriating thing
Jack Frost to /vg/ here we go, wilted rose
/kfg/ flopped bigly
almost every other /vrg/ and /kfg/ game was great
final didn't show the best out of either team
Beebs thinks the star should be vacated, dismantle it quickly
Kiyose speaks up to say that /vrg/ needs to watch their aesthetic sizes next league
/vrg/'s filesizes are too big so now /egg/ will host
Toki was looking forward to an /egg/ host
ignore the final, now /hanny/ will host
/vrg/ final boss will just be their /trash/ thread
besides the final the final weekend was one of the better ones
/utg/'s run last VGL made it more fun, outside of that last VGL wasn't that good
Streak was sitting down watching guys
Beebs rates VGLs by subtracting /gfg/'s position from 10
presentation was great this league
discussion about 4/5 outfield player model, more of a guideline than a hard rule
teams just have to look like a team
said that /zzz/ looked more like a team on final weekend compared to their first game
Toki changed only 2 players to do that
Beebs wants every team to wear an actual kit
Toki agrees but a lot of teams seem to have gone away from it
Enter: BoB
Denko mentions how /fgog/ in the past used to be criticized for non-kit players
models on the field were often the first time Denko saw them too
teams ASS personally likes always gets extra scrutiny
Beebs wants soccer teams to actually look like soccer teams
Toki loves MP7
Cunnysoup, world's number 1 ASS fan who watches every episode, asks why Beebs has a Christmas hat jpg
[Expose News] Troonysoup is the rentry guy
Toki apologizes to the rentry guy for accusing him of being Troonysoup
Streak says the rentry guy is appreciated
the rentry guy can't be Troonysoup because he writes sentences longer than 6 words
Toki says there are multiple rentry guys
there was only one aes request that wasn't made during the VGL
/hgg2d/ wanted another koikatsu model for a player who already had one
Toki also refused an /lcg/ model because he didn't want to make one with /psg/ proportions
the final boss was the lowest effort final boss they've done, did it in a day
most effort was put into the video
KWAByose doesn't want to talk about the filesizes of the final boss
Liz had 25MB of unused textures
Crimson saved 200MB from /mjg/'s export
Denko can't believe that the first thing about the final Kiyose brought up was /vrg/'s filesizes
the VR cabal always used to have bloated textures
/vrg/ had a model redemption arc, went from looking like crap to looking cohesive and amazing
get glazed

Executions

they aren't exciting
they're also slaps on the wrist
former /mjg/ manager Zoer is suspended for one cup
norm for not updating the thread prior to their matches
Beebs thought Zoer was a girl, the 'ccg told him
the 'ccg also said Aoba was a girl
Denko refuses to speak on the subject
second one has precedent from VGLX
the Baltimore Bastard is given a one cup suspension from managing and caretaking
Beebs thinks he was punished for overusing a joke
Karth is also prohibited from coming back to /alter/ due to leaving the team for dead
retiring is fine but signing up then abandoning a team is against the rules
/esg/ caretaker will be removed from caretaking /esg/ for future cups
Denko never thought he'd say this but due to giving information on how to beat his own team to another team
24 VGLs and it's the first time Denko has seen that
not even a new rule, was not acting in best interests of thread
throwing
this has to be the KWABotY
still VGLco
/esg/ caretaker retiring from /vn/ management was entirely unrelated

Hour 3

fortunate for /vn/ fans
rapeape apparently doesn't qualify for KWABotY
he'd win every time
The Raped Award
the KWABotY Overseer, leader of KWABco
the /t/ caretaker and Laventale are leading
rapeape only qualifies if Sou beats the shit out of him
eternal KWABotY
/gbfg/ manager was just an idiot
he's already been executed by life
streamers are allowed to reject instructions
Denko loves yabba dabba doo posts
Laventale decided /esg/'s auto needed to lose without even seeing it play
since /esg/ has clear support, VGLco will support them for one cup if no one steps up like they did with /llsifg/
what does stock image white man mean?
ESL king asks which Argentinian is dumber

Feedback

gameplay rating is a higher 4, increase from last time
good thing poll was closed before the final
stock image white man is de-Ciphered
presentation rating a very high 4
presentation bar was set very high, probably won't be met again
won't be another custom swipe for awhile
/vrg/ will have to pitch in if they want a custom swipe
if you have ideas and are pushy like /2hug/ and /lcg/ they will be done
aesco is good at doing stuff but don't know everything about every team
most time consuming part of presentation and hype is ideas
Crimson regrets Cipher joining as a streamer, caused an increase in ERP
/lcg/ and /2hug/ had a lot of ideas and offered help
/twg/ offered no help at all like they usually do and /gbfg/ never does anything
aesco is very capable at presentation they just need marching orders
if you make something just tell aesco and they'll work it in, like a guy did with the VGL ice cream trophy
Aoba was just making stuff and then he got added to aesco and now fortnite dances are in the game
Aoba gets away with shit because he puts stuff in the game
people like stuff
what PES's should VGL use?
everyone here has used and seen and loved PES15
111 votes, 61 want PES17, 58 want PES21, 52 want PES19, 31 want PES16, 23 want PES18
Toki's 5 alt accounts won
original plan was ranked voting but Denko didn't have time
could try another manager poll with ranked voting
Denko surprised 17 won, usually people done with a PES after the 2nd cup
19 had a large increase compared to last time
BoB's impression is that people only like one of 19 or 21
go ahead, vote for a third party, it'll work
BoB immediately sees his impression was wrong
don't thank Denko Streak
no huge split between managers and viewers on PES versions
wall of text response accused of being the /hanny/ tester
how many people said no formation ban when the question already said there wouldn't be one
the formation ban was Toki's suggestion and he's not in VGLco anymore
why won't the /ink/ manager shut up about Ladies Night 2?
Denko doesn't remember it at all
/ink/ manager is the only one that remembers it
Dtroit streamed the final day
was this April Fools?
/ink/ with LN2 is the same as /alter/ with Mobabowl
Kivotos 2 won't happen because Kivotos 1 was too good
Frontleague 2 when /gflex/ joins
Denko will goon
height abuse brackets one of the most popular ideas
/bag/ and /nikg/ were both made smaller and are both the same size, suck Kiyose's dick
BoB brings up that Shupogaki is a little big, Kiyose brings up other big players like King Fat Fuck
most /nikg/ complainers aren't even watching their games, just complain anyway
Kiyose has spent hours studying children's bodies
Denko likes 15 but VGL won't use it until another tournament is run on it
19 is less momentum based? ASS laughs
how dare you have an offense for 45 minutes
3 new commentators, a little circlejerky since they were all from the same general but otherwise were fine
VGL commentary compared to 4cc talks a lot more about what's on the field rather than other shit
same people complain about commentary every league
VGL can't conjure up golden voice southern commentators to talk about PES, they're all talking about Rush Limbaugh
Beebs is in Ohio
the fortnite dance doesn't exist in 19 or 21 yet
Beebs disagrees with 17 becoming stale, it's always been stale
complaint about a Scot and Turko-German commentating many matches
2 a day is a good rule of thumb, most don't go over 2
should not give chat the power to kick a commentator
vote to kill the /wtg/ manager was the most votes they've ever seen
hopefully people see the /ksg/ commentators doing fine and want to commentate too
managers are free to ban commentators from matches
Tenko was banned from /kfg/ matches, another was banned from /xcg/ in VGL6 for hating weebs
Karth was banned from /pmmm/ matches, would've been banned from /kirara/ if the team didn't die
VGLco can't just ban people for being annoying otherwise a ton would be banned
people who complain about Kara and Limbab don't say any arguments besides not liking them
Kara will make space if others want to commentate
people complained about Kara commentary, now complaining ASS is spending time talking about it
if you watch every single VGL game, which most don't, you can get tired of the same people doing 2 matches a day
but no evidence so far that limiting someone to 1 match a day would create more commentators
no one used the sign up sheet
people might need to accept having one match a day with just play by play
Streamerbellum exposure therapy
Denko just wants to hear the reason why those two are specifically hated
plenty of bad commentators that aren't kicked out
what is VGLco supposed to do if no one else helps out with commentary
this guy with a /drg/ flair seems like a trustworthy guy, he should commentate
Kara and Limbab keep getting games because other people are too scared of being bullied by the 'ccg
Beebs created TomatoCanbellum
self esteem is so low, easy to get one guy'd after commentary
'ccg should understand that there'd be more commentators if they weren't dicks to everyone
Denko doesn't make fun of any young sounding white guy or ESL god who commentates
Streak posts Koyuki, deleted by Toki
Kara took more notice in the last two weeks of not sticking around more than 2 games
/ggg/'s strongest commentator Denko
Beebs afraid of being bullied by 'ccg
Troonsoup is a little brown girl
Commsoup
the ten minute timeout allowed VGLco to kill the /wtg/ manager

Hour 4

4cc hype style wouldn't work for the VGL, easier to find a connection between boards for one liners
a lot of people just aren't funny
Bird is upgrading his PC
less meta talk in commentary? sometimes it's all you can talk about
can be engaging in meta by using sports terms for it
players are players, not representations
Cipher asks for streaming advice, told to soypog for bundes logos more
it's in Cipher's head, the way the games are played aren't determined by the streamer at all
after fixing some audio issues everything else with streaming will come to Cipher in time
Crimson has learned how certain managers say their instructions, Beebs has no idea
main complaints about Aqua hypes are that they're low intensity
Aqua has a hard time finding music
/ag/ league is great to learn commentary or streaming, they'll take anyone
only has 30-40 viewers on a stream who might not even be listening
streamers can't overrule a manager request to ban a commentator
tiny Hitler question
fix DB problems was a Denko issue, was fixed later
on Fox PESes he was told not to touch that at all, for 17 it should be used
Kiyose apologizes for missing 2 midcups, one was /lcg/'s
there were a lot of aes requests this time, aesco was swamped
Haru pulled a lot of that weight but was gone the last two weeks
Kiyose and Toki are also away on weekends, and Toki is now retired
Streak told not to post it
Aqua yelled at Cipher and overruled his bondage New Jersey
cops are coming after Toki for not having a bee killing license
only request issue that comes to Toki's mind is /hbr/
also a lot of /hbr/ guys in the /u/ circlejerk like /hgg2d/'s manager is, funny that's where complaints come from
Toki was going to do /hbr/ until the /u/ aes guy came to say he would do it
what they were doing made no sense to him so he just left them to it
thought the team was done but they said they still had requests even after their first match
also didn't do the one /hgg2d/ one because he didn't want to work on a koikatsu model
Aqua was not joking with Cipher he did not want New Jersey in bondage
average request now is more complicated than ever
it is also a request not a demand
Aquantis told Cipher to "get rid of the bondage now german FAGGOT"
aQUA
the guy who hates car teams is no longer here, he's satisfied
should let him know about /vrg/'s and /ksg/'s cars
car hater is here and he's a /pmmm/ fan
no it was just Aquantis
he's a botefucker and drives a Tesla of course he hates cars
Denko down to do a VGL isthisliv in the offseason with other databasers
question about autos getting pastebin changes to prevent getting blown out
Toki thinks it should be considered to have all autos go +1 when losing
only auto that got blown out was a single /snowg/ game
maybe /esg/-/vrg/ or /mmcg/-/pmmm/ would've been different if the auto could've gone +1
the more changes you add the more chance for a caretaker to complain about it
why not just manage
can't do a blanket +1 because some formations just don't work on it
if there are autos that always work, why don't teams always have them
why not give the /esg/ auto to 5 teams
Toki leaves
VGL23 had two teams with the /esg/ auto already
most people seem okay with the increase in streamers outside of some technical issues
streamer knockouts to determine the most entertaining streamer
choose your own adventure VGL
simultaneous knockouts
fuck LN2, multiverse invitational
call-ins for ASS or a pre-ASS aren't a good idea
should an auto keep their tactic if they do well with it?
sorry teams who already lost their good tactic
/esg/ lost their auto to another team, that team then promoted and took it to a final day, and /esg/'s caretaker had a melty and got suspended
dominoes
/esg/ flopped bigly kekypow
enforce rules for pet teams? why not just become a pet team?
Denko will play Brown Dust 2 if Streak makes the team
pet teams actually get the most abuse
only way /lcg/ could've been more involved this VGL was if Limbab commentated every match
Aoba is the caretaker of PES21
problem with pre-shows is that most people who want to stream stuff are American
managers should know what their kits are for kit clashes
/uma/-/skg/ had a very bad kit clash
kit icon guy for VGL is long dead, teams could just include images of their kits on their wikipage
commentary should leave most heel and 'ccg stuff out of commentary
except the /gbpen/ emote which even /gbpen/ likes
Joe made /gbpen/ more likable
QD is hard as fuck
Enter: QD
no portraits on 15/16 isn't just Denko having a melty, general and casual viewers love portraits
/gfg/ better never update their portraits
Kokona without panties
most people complaining about a commentator are managers/caretakers, who are more likely to be involved in circlejerk bullshit
manlet buffs?
more red cards in a VGL ever and people want more
people want more because 17 is the only PES that will give it to them
pre-matchday stat races are a good idea but needs someone to keep the wiki updated
[/vg/ News] Sleepo Beepo will be the /vg/ keeper
Denko wants to do stuff with senp.ai on 17
QD ran senp.ai when he streamed but it kept skipping the second match
Streak just doesn't have time for luckswing
Beebs is hung up on gacha
there's nothing preventing "real games" from signing up, it's just the amount of people who care
Sky Eye will also be a /vg/ keeper
the request doesn't even want other teams to sign up, they just want a VGL contraction
BoB sometimes sees people talk about /vmg/ and doesn't want to interact with that shithole
a mid tier gacha general on /vg/ would be 2/3rds of /vmg/'s catalog

Hour 5

username allmyteamsaredead complains about gacha
we need Maple Story General so Denko can make msg jokes
need a Nexon group
get Elsword in there
another /esg/ that isn't Epic Seven, just sign up /e7g/ already
nobody that plays Epic Seven can afford a computer
also been other people threatening to make teams like /exeg/, /funkg/, /codg/
Denko forgot that the Runescapes were MMOs
Tree of Savior banned from participation because it wasted Denko's life
Unity-chan wins golden boot, Junyaa and Rance win golden ball, Beat Saver wins golden glove, Sopdog, Sugoi, and Unity-chan win best player
Beebs will get a new mic and send the brap mic to Toki
i like/
final stadium looked great, first neutral ball and stadium since VGL18
height abuse bracket number one idea for a rule change
can only be done in a way that doesn't make it an obvious
might be better to do one bracket since everyone knows 17 is a height PES
Spring had an even height and bufflet split
boo boo stop making /mlp/ win
Sou killed /f/ and let /mlp/ win again, rapeape would never
main concern with 4 medals is that 5 medals in now engrained
GSSBB also considered
Streak says words that no one understands
BoB translates: it's good that one league has 4 medals and one league has 5
doesn't matter what rules are changed everyone will run 4-3-3; votes for PES21
it took 14 years but we've discovered that every PES is the same
Streak says words that no one understands
BoB translates: while final day was very similar, the round of 16 and before had a large diversity of formations
how can BoB decipher Streak?
probably will have a manager townhall if staying on 17
Aoba is a react youtuber
Streak says words that everyone understands
2-1 is banned, Cipher is killed
QD is introduced to the multiverse cup
[Sad News] /pcrg/ is losing on all 4 streams
oh no I sent the wrong instructions to the wrong streamer
more teams should set rival teams
Beebs universe is destroyed when all streamers make a flat 4-3-3
if you don't have a rival you can just set it to /gbpen/ and /ink/
rival teams give a special winning animation and activates more fights
BoB shows /akg/ using it against /pcrg/, /mggg/ had it against /hgg2d/
this was back when /pcrg/ was good, not hemophiliac /pcrg/
Aoba confirms that /4ccg/ is right
formation bans? cringe. longball ban? based.
no more gegenpress, no more centering targets, no more DDL
genuinely don't know how to optimize other formations like 4-3-3 has been
even real players use 4-3-3 and 4-4-2, it's just PES
medal position allocation
Denko saves a post to the Aoba folder
GB had the idea to have 77 nonmedals and it's been there since
GB just did shit
Sou does too
cards like Long Throw aren't useless they just don't show up as much as others
since results were so close between PES17 and PES21 can't immediately declare one for VGL25
Reso the Third will be full time commissioner by VGL100
Kiyose will be Mecha-Hitler
Sou will still be there
75 year old QD will stream all of final weekend
[QD News] Someone else will stream HWC from now on
Denko told Cipher he's more likely to see Lia Phase Connect's vagina than stream a VGL KO
Denko only trusts 3 guys with that right now
statistically /alg/ won't be there
[QD News] QD no longer interested in streaming Huge White Cocks
/zzz/ brought this
limit on passing cards would be interesting
theoretically could limit long balls
the final day wasn't diverse but the days /zzz/ played were very diverse, interesting commentary by BoB
every suggestion gets closer and closer to point buy
Row 31 please DM Beebs
2-6-2 will be banned
WHAT
ESL king
buff keepers? no
this happened before the /kfg/ match
Denko wanted to throw up watching /egg/-/kfg/
QD thought it was a good game then checked every chat and everyone was vomiting
why did it have to happen to /egg/ of all teams?
Denko fucked up by saying that an /egg/ hosted cup would be really good
Denko had a vendetta against /kfg/ for pulling off insane bullshit against this team, then they did it again
it's okay /vrg/ beat them with a keeper performance
put the Aoba patch back in
Streak opens a spoiler for him, dies
Streak returns
back in the early non-hated days of patching, Reso made one to nerf only 4-4-2 on PES19, which it did
4-4-2 and 4-3-3 can be nerfed but Reso must be the patchman
Streak doesn't want to be Freakie anymore
he is still Goonie because he plays BD2
[Streak News] The spoiler box made him retire Freakie
[Streak News] He is now a black and white Sonic the Hedgehog
[Streak News] He will never freak again
OHHHHHHH AOBA ALLOW 1-0-10
[Heartbreaking News] Fake news posted in the thread
4cc has 4 subs but VGL has an extra medal
subtitles for unintelligible commentators like Limbab
QD wants to go back in time and add them to Leo
a lot of people suggested semi-assisted sliding for defenders
:eslking: looks amazing
[Sad News] :eslking: ineligible for Best New Emote
way back in the day the setting was the other way until WilhelmK complained and it was switched
only 4cc manager since then that's complained is Bird
whenever the PES version changes Beebs always worries his settings will be wrong
Crimson doesn't think it matters for coach mode, all placebo
difficulty doesn't matter at all for coach mode
Game speed does make a difference, only affects streamers that swap between 4cc and VGL
fart mic relegated to the chair
remember the X-2 playoff night?
Beebs actually has to do work now
Denko jerks off to an /uma/ .webp link
Kiyose demands WHAT LINK
what if we made everyone 20cms shorter?
wall of text feedback now determined to be the /2hug/ manager
Kiyose is woke
sexcunny posts

Hour 6

[Cunny News] Cipher exposed as a fake lolicon, silenced by real lolicon Kiyose
multiple suggestions to buff lesser used positions
wingforwards have uses but not many people want to try them because it locks you into an export
buffing formations is a step to point buy
banning fighting spirit on keepers?
nooooticing similarities in team slots, /mggg/ this league on /nikg/'s old slot
fame multipliers
time is a flat circle
what if they're right though?
[Happy News] Aoba reacts is back online
4cc made its own database with team slots
back in the day Bateman was on Messi's slot and getting fame multipliers
sexcunny posts
THEY'RE NAKED YES
mandatory sex player
ASS pause abuses to soypog at cunny
Breeder's Cup will create the worst patch imaginable
can't tone down cornerslop, it's just 17
/vrg/ is on the same slot as /lcg/ last league :peternotice:
emote is posted before BoB can
make keepers giant to stop corners
final boss keeper was a giant and still conceded to a team way worse than his
Crimson got a suggestion from an Italian that 205cm keepers would cut down corners
Denko on the voodoo train, doesn't want to touch keepers at all
BoB suggests that only increasing GK catch might prevent corners, but not sure if it only affects their ability to catch
PES18 was the only time keeper stats were fucked with, was a desperation move
/gbpen/ demands no more emotes
nope not using that shitty /bag/ emote
BoB misses the first emote post again
/bag/ lost after their emotes flopped bigly
Denko doesn't like sub medals, thread wouldn't want to vote for them
stat tradeoffs are just point buy
ref strictness can only be done on PES14
Kiyose couldn't find that but could find a way to make every player dumb
hongboogie gets added
BoB misses first emote again
chat is just stalking the emote page
:hongboogie: doesn't work for TDC
[Heartbreaking News] Former manager can't :hongboogie:
TightensCan'tHongboogie
TDC complains about /nikg/ emotes
3atb losing is a skill issue, has won cups in the past
anything can fail
injury resistance -1, cripple cup
sexcunny posts
Beebs can't see the small video
takes very little to break PES
[Sad News] A worthless nothing clip is being shown on stream for no reason
rudest news reporter in the thread
BoB finally won posting the first emote
:kaedewave: added a second time as :notusingthis:
two VTL plants in ASS
[Rude News] Shitpost Box being delayed by every dumbass suggestion that no one would ever use
4th place manager demands more /bag/ porn
that emote was already added
we need more Ako emotes
universal tall CBs might mitigate corners and longballs but wouldn't totally prevent them, not every corner goal is a header
player emotions makes winning teams win more and losing teams lose more
Beebs ran a matchday with it once, just got all blowouts
Denko runs to Walgreens while the rest of ASS stalls
sexcunny posts non-cunny
more horse porn but it wasn't porn
YOWZA she biting that skin scrote

Q&A (Stalling)

[Questioning News] Why is this taking so long when half the suggestions are the same?
[Sad News] Nomo fleeing like a bitch
drinking a monster at 10 o'clock
that's not even close to porn
the image isn't hot but the coffee is hot
Beebs can't get hard unless she shits on another girl
[Sad News] Beebs broke up with his sister and is now gay with his new boyfriend
yes managers/caretakers can ban whoever they want from commentary
[Sad News] ASS calls every suggestion in the feedback box point buy system and moves on
changing PESes is a PES buy system
[Sad News] Nomo shanked on his way to the konbeni
there will be friendlies if time allows
[Shocking News] Kiyose not attracted to women, instead attracted to coffee
friendlies will be canceled for Kivotos League 2, 3, and 4 and Frontleague 2
Beebs has no idea what /gflex/'s team would be
Aoba is grooming someone again
WHAT
[Sad News] Aoba still grooming young discord members
Kiyose lotioffs his head when he showers
What dance should be in PES next? Bird is the word, the monkey, the Carlton, lolicatgirls, carmelldansen, Han Solo, Crash dance, fortnite Vegeta
BoB associates the Crash dance with Streak
non-/vg/ generals won't be allowed to the /vg/ league
/ovg/ is just namefagging and circlejerking
Shupogaki posted, too big
altchans also not allowed
QD remembers the 4chan and 8chan negativity
both shells of former selves but 8chan got off worse, new kids don't know
responding to question that wasn't asked
sexcunny posts
[Sad News] Cipher exposed as a honeypot
what invitationals?
New Thread Cup 4 already floated, 4 new guys so far
one suggested Plumbers Guild, VGL8 rules but with 5 medals

Hour 7

one had multiple ideas
Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse: .5 goals for yellows, 1 goal for reds
Red Card 2002
sounds like Fakkin Boolsheet but Dtroit is stuck in a cave
Retirement Home: Only use players no longer on main roster
Denko had a similar idea before
but only available to teams that are aesthetically capable
Multiverse Cup has legs just requires manpower
need VGL Red Zone
streamers have to manage their own teams
Reso and Cipher yelling instructions at each other
[Sad News] Beebs yet again talks about one topic for 30 minutes straight
VGL could stream on youtube and twitch simultaneously, bitrate only affects Beebs
nice to go back in the video
new streamer? time for Aoba, time for Riggerbellum
Troonsoup not eligible for NTC
Breeders Cup in two more weeks
Fakkin Boolsheet style event for VGL would allow any team to sign up instead of being limited
full fledged animated porn cup, open invite
[Sad News] Shitpost box never ever because Beebs never shuts up
[Other News] Beebs is the Karabellum of ASS
most insulting thing the 'ccg has said about Beebs
worse than the time Beebs was the center of the word cloud
Family Guy flashback
whenever the center of the word cloud isn't a team then something has gone horribly wrong
who fat is Beebs ass?
garbage cup where managers manage other teams is a can of worms
could get Sou for a regular garbage cup
dead team league if people brings the models and exports forth
how many teams have been dead since X-2? 16 just from X-2 alone
wish /funkg/ had played
Beebs is going to sleep in an hour
no PES decision yet

Shitpost Box

transcribe the Spongebob video if you want it to be read
nope not watching that shitty video
can you imagine making a random statement during a PES game and that clip is used for literally everything?
Beebs reads Vegeta's racism
BoB reads Reso's submission
poopdickschizo originated on /an/
/an/ generals are a nightmare, dog general has multiple confirmed literal husky fuckers
Cipher is hazed through Project Sekai
Cipher's cat hated that
Enter: Reso
Enter: Aoba
Reso is driving
130 submissions last box were statpadding images
Reso surprised the box just started
10 new emotes added
the german word for tunnel is tunnel
shut the fuck up Aoba
WHAT THE HELL MAN
Aoba is ASS's Meg
Aoba does a racist Asian accent
[Heartbreaking News] Reso's Audi crashes into BoB's power
The year is 2028, the VGL has imploded upon itself
Streak was humiliated in 2026
BoB rejoins with power
you can milk an onion?
our hero fucked a watermelon, so to speak
Reso missed Streak forsaking the Freak
SHUT UP AOBA
Kiyose wakes up
shut up Aoba
NO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP
twitch chatter lmaos at a youtube video this is probably his own
Streak speaks Spanish
WHAT
Argie approved

Hour 8

transition resistance training
Streak speaks Spanish
Aoba is scared of women
suck my dick /bag/, trvthnvke
Streak speaks Spanish
Reso leaves
Kiyose sings Melty on the 'cord
Denko plays the sloppa version
cee cee gee
Kiyose wins 28-0
QD impressed but sloppa is still sloppa
Reso rejoins
I hate Minecraft
WHAT
Streaks speaks a Jamaican accent
Kiyose sings the Love Live ice cream song, there wasn't any π
/gfg/ manager is friends with Rafael Devers
Goku will never be a real god
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD PLEASE
QD wants to be violated
WHAT
Aoba advertises for /wuwa/ management

End Part 1
Start Part 2

Aoba was so racist the stream died
called a Rupee a Peso
Aoba cannot stop his naturally racist accent
Kiyose opens a torrent, it's blacked waifus
BoB does a live typo
BoB posts his scrandle (9/10)
Reso posts his scrandle (9/10)
Kiyose posts his scrandle (8/10)
post against gacha gremlins, Kot suspiciously absent
/pcrg/ has been shit since the salty runback post
QD posts his scrandle (8/10)
Cipher posts his scrandle (7/10)
split between foxgirl and catgirl
Beebs posts his scrandle (7/10)
Kiyose picks foxgirls because of Fubuki
Beebs liked Senko
Aoba got into his car and left
Fate Samurai is woke
as shrimple as that
Denko reveals reddit tabs
they have French people in Genshin
Denko and Streak do a live scrandle (10/10)
Aoba got banned off 4chan
WHAT
Kiyose says Goku will never be a real god, Streak says Kiyose will never have a real hairline
Kiyose dies
WE KILLED HITLER
Kiyose revives
Karabellum commentary Blue Archive meme
ASS is full of cunts
pee pee poo poo dum dum twitter x
Lord and Savior's POV
Crimson reads PES horror then goes to bed
Spiderman poster's prayers finally answered
ASS sings Don't Stop Believing
Streak managed to go faster than Denko
Aoba put ASS on his radio
Beebs thought he would be praised
VGL flopped, trvkenvke

Hour 9

WOWZA 'ccg OP
Minecraft good Fortnite bad
Harmonie posted
Shupogaki posted
Beebs is streaming football garbage for 300 viewers when he could've been on the History Channel
I Paused My Uma Musume to be Here (This Better Be Good)
Kot is a bad astroturfed meme etc.
how does Rance get away with all this? the king is exempt
no one knew QD hated Kot that much
Harmonie posts continue
Cipher posts "censored" nudity
Ju Fufu
horse posts
Quercus for some reason
Mumei, Saba
Kevin Nash sounds like a raped bitch
Streak and Kevin Nash go to a KWAB specialist
Streak will dome himself and make national headlines
which team has lost to a champion the most?
BoB suggests it could be /akg/, /wtg/, /xcg/, or /drg/
Cipher fucks trannies
the wave emote is posted
/gfg/ lost to the champion 5 times
Hecatia is flat, Kiyose wants to fuck her
Aoba is being arrested
Italian brainrot
what if Lebron and Kyrie kissed?
grok generates Nozomi
Aoba got rid of the policeman
Aoba joins
Aobitch speak
Aoba is driving
Aoba read this in the ASS corner, Aoba is not in the ASS corner
read it pussy
Aoba reads the Thai
did he say /lcg/?
tung tung tung sahur
how did Aoba get rid of the police? he told him not to worry, it was just something
Aoba was playing ASS too loud
he will now get corn
did Thanos show up as ref at all? maybe showed up once
ASS laughs
Chinese Limbus copypasta
Thailand is in the Wood Age
Aoba drives the Flintstones car
I DON'T DRIVE THE FLINTSTONES CAR WHAT THE HELL

Hour 10

Genshin wasn't in the league so they had time to think of shitposts
Denko the Raped
no Streak it was Denko the Rapped
Kiyose the BALD
Rape victim voice? Streak?
Reso gets his Nash voice
:doroshit:
kot punch
:doroshit:
Can Toki please explain Heaven Burns Red? it's a it's a it's it's it's a it's it's a Alex told me it was some shitty anime gacha shit it's a it's it's a Jun Maeda it's a it's a story about people that want to tell a story
Toki wakes up
what's it about? who cares
Its uh its it's it's uh its like it's uh
Aoba perfectly does a female voice
Aoba is a national treasure
soypogging at the bundeslaga
Bowling: can you say BBW again aoba I'm so close
pinned message
kekfarm snailfarm
how many snails do you have?
/vrg/-sama?! yabba dabba doo
VGLco doesn't like to watch, will never watch VGL again
the king is exempt
Miku cooming, time to goon
where's the gooner arm (garm)?
:kotFAP:
MY SON
Tenna
what is Deltarune even about? it's a its a its its a game made by people who want to tell a story WELL QD told me its about creatures and critters its about lesbians in a shower
:doroshit:
/egg/schizo went to /kfg/
:doroshit:
Ako
ASS sings I'm Namedropping You
BROWN
wasn't even the full song
QD's kotspeak is terminal
gotta be deformed as fuck to do it
I-I'm not deformed...
/pg/ loves /p5x/
Kiyose cannot get a haircut
:mintara:
NOOOOOOOO GOLDSHIT
WAKE UP
Well then, this year we will have Luigi Circuit. And then after VGL24, and summer invitationals will be RTTC4 and NTC4. There will be no LN3.
/alg/'s rep has been withheld by the EU
2013 /4ccg/ post says rest in piss gooks
well I'll say it, VGL25 has been worse than VGL24
Joel is executed
AOBA CALL THE POLICE
Beebs wants to go to bed
The Breeder runs through all the managers and caretakers
WHAT
my cute idols at /@/ laugh track
rejected by /zzz/ because he wasn't black
why was he so nice to /akg/?
Kiyose wakes up upon hearing a potential aes error
/egg/ manager informs Kiyose that Thomasformer will be their /vg/ rep
Kiyose is the /vg/ manager now
I really love browsing squints face generals
since Kiyose is the /vg/ manager, Aoba is now leading Aesco
Git Gud is being retired in favor of Shamiko
everything you hear on ASS is real, nothing is a bit, Cipher enjoys fucking trannies
WHAT
come on down Troonysoup!
/vg/ players will also now be losing their shoes
other /vg/ managers will shave their heads in solidarity
Cunnysoup Minecraft post
kill troonsoup
why would you say that Beebs?
100 votes to PES21, 20 trillion to Israel
I came back from the corn village for this shit? rapes Aoba
why do black Aoba and SEA Streak sound similar?
Aoba dies
kwabotini tmanini
Alpacas
Kiyose's mic tried to kill itself
faith not rewarded for Kingdom dailies
[Breaking News] Thomasformer will be /egg/'s /vg/ rep
Streak needs to jerk off

Hour 11

brap
Beebs's mic
:doroshit:
Beebs reads An Epic of Prince Reso Jr. Jr., Heir of the Sneeding Throne
Rabi Invading another thread...
next Epic already being written
good thing the kotposting wasn't before Breebs
Scott Steiner math
QD and Beebs cum
Sou will be raped by rapeape in the sweltering summer of '25
Aoba is a Sou plant meant to kill the WeeGeeEl
:doroshit:
shikikunt partial bundesliga on final day
sexcunny posts
she's wearing condoms?
First Fuckass was sent to their box like 3 times and Crimson ignored all of them
nominate First Fuckass for KWABotY
ASS sings Careless Breeder
remembered to make this one a full song
one guy posts LAST 150 times, was not last
beaten by "ban karabellum"
you miss every shot you don't take but he missed 150 of them
get on that rentry Troonysoup
Beebs has to be at work in 2 hours
Aoba is box office
Denko thanks all the viewers that stayed the whole time
TDC still can't post :hongboogie:
he was cheating! he's a fraud! a big fat phony!
Denko thanks all the ASS members
who can forget this VGL's moments like: /omg/ scoring 2 in each game, the rape of /pg/, /esg/ leaking how to beat them, Expand Dong being shit, the state of Group G, the red card fiesta of Group H, /nepgen/-/utg/, the state of Group J, /wowg/'s gnome, the spades of /zzz/, and all the fun of knockouts
there's been no divegrass for 10 hours you've just been listening to a podcast
will have a more in-depth PES and rule discussion among managers and caretakers except the three that were suspended
sleeping during ASS? big fat phonies!
WHAT
Denko thanks all the streamers
Sou fell into Dtroit's Nutty Putty Cave
enjoy summer where /mlp/ definitely will not win this time
Denko thanks all the managers and caretakers except the one who leaked how to beat his team
Denko thanks all of aesco
Denko thanks all the viewers, the masses
if you have an actual aesthetic problem or complaint you can just DM Kiyose
Laventale did this, well how did that go for him?
Reso asks if Laventale was executed
he KWABbed from /vn/ but he was executed from /esg/
lets go
remember to ask your thread and send in your /vg/ rep
/gfg/ got the keeper so does not have to send Stur
what about the square? that really fast step?
Bakushin KWABbed
Beebs thanks everyone
shut up Aoba
what
we love Aoba
thank you Aoba
TDC could've hongboogied the entire time but chose not to, it's a deep statement
QD hopes you enjoyed the cup, you guys are cool
Denko is going to a convention then will die
goodbye
Night Running plays ASS out
twitch chatter asks what the song is
he figures it out
Danteh with the Header

End

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Pub: 04 Jul 2025 08:12 UTC

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