phoenix and yoru were making out violently.. they didn’t know kayn was secretly watching from the sidelines in their shared closet..

” y-yoru Chan.. how are you so good at this? ‎。꒰ˆִっ. ɞ̴̶̷ˆ꒱֯ “
the shy omega phoenix spoke.. this made yoru chuckle with delight as he got up from the bed and started smirking.. he ran his long beautiful fingers through his delicious hair..

” im just good at everything. lol. “
the nonchalant yoru says.. this makes kayn squeal from in the closet..

” KYAAAAA!~ ˳ᐢ◞⸝⸝◟ᐢ݂ NONCHALANT YORU CHAN!PROTECT ME!!!”
the shy timid small phoenix squealed at the sudden noise and jumped into his alphas arms.. stupid phoenix thought there was a mouse in the room! stupid idiot!

” don’t worry kittenix. daddy’s here. “
yoru holds phoenix tight.. they both walk up to the closet as kayn cowers in fear.. uh oh… what’s gonna happen..?.. kayns awesome buff body trembles in fear as his 6 foot coolness all wiped away as soon as the closet door opened..

” lol. kayn..? Is that you..? Haha. “
yoru spoke and phoenix didn’t bat an eye.. yoru put phoenix down and showed his cute omega that it was only kayn.. nothing to fear! ˆ ͚т ̫ т ͚ˆ

” konnichiwhatsgood? ᡗྀི݂ ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ɞ̴̶̷ ১ྀི♡⃟ יִ. “
kayn spoke… and as soon as those amazing words slipped out of his mouth………

TO BE CONTINUED

It was just me and deadlock.. she marched towards me with her strong boots and all I could do was shake as my fragile hourglass clear skinned figure couldn’t save me from this situation..

“ gomenawassup? “
deadlock smirks as she leans over me.. I blush as my pale skin turns red!.. this is so embarrassing.. she’s gonna kill me for sure..

“ h-h-hi “
I stutter.. mentally smacking myself in the head.. so embarrassing.. ぅ ͚ʚ̴̶̷ · ʚ̴̶̷ ͚ᡘྀི❤︎

“ you’re the only cute babe left.. “

She smirks.. I gulp as my small four footed figure shrinks…. But to my surprise ( I’m such a kultz) I didn’t realize she was leaning in to.. KISS ME!?.. I accidentally back away and push her back.

“ a-ah!! sorry deadlock.. “
Silly me.. 𓈒໒⸝›̥̥̥ ·̭ ‹̥̥̥⸝ིྀ⸝੭ she still leans down to kiss me regardless.. such a gentleman…

“ this kiss is for being so cute.. “ Her amazingly clean voice says..

“ and this is for pushing me away! Here comes the tickle monster! “ She tickles me.. and we have such a good time after! She doesn’t kill me either.. ‎𓈒 יִ໒ ᩧੑ𓏼ཾ. ·̭ .𓏼ིྀ১ ̥♡ ⠀

errmmmm do not snipe this idk - kayn Hi kayn

TANKS FOR THE RENTRY ACCESS KAYN

welcome to ellie fun facts. Today I’m going to be talking about valorant and why the game sucks.

Table of contents:
1: men
2: women
3: characters
4: other things
5: ending note

1: men

Well well well… where do I even begin..? Men bring a rage into my stomach. A rage I didn’t even know existed. I support everyone 🏳️‍🌈Fully and I always will.. but when it comes to men? Especially men playing valorant? Yea no. 9 times out of 10 the men that play valorant are either normal. Gay. Gay with a passion. Gay and hate themselves. Gay and closeted. Gay and don’t know it yet. or straight and angry. And that’s bad. Not because they’re gay. But because they’re on valorant.

2: women

I support women I think

3: characters

I hate the characters. They’re all woke. Not deadlock and Jett though. They are beautiful and pure. I would Kiss the ground they walk on if I was mentally unstable enough. lol. 😂

“To ⠀Years⠀ Of ⠀Love 、⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
And ⠀Many⠀ More⠀ To ⠀Come⠀ 𓈒
December⠀06⠀,⠀2019 ⠀⠀⠀”

Squeals.. deadlock, my darling fighter.. i love you so bad. there's people out there that are against our true love, but in the end, they're all just jealous. deadlock, you are my everything, and everyone saying otherwise is just trying to mess our relationship up. we are the most problematic couple ever, i love you so much. you are mine and only mine~ all these people trying to ship themselves with you are only trying to copy us

4: closing note

I don’t play valorant I just made this all up. Bye

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Pub: 20 Jan 2022 05:02 UTC
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