Neru Uniform bond stories Episode 1
Momotalk
N: Ah-
N: Shit.
N: Can't get the hang of this.
S: Did something happen?
N: It's not something I wanna rope you into
N: But sure. Let's meet when you're free. Got something to ask.
You meet neru in the park
S: Morning Neru.
N: Ah. It's you Sensei.
N: My bad, I'm still sleepy.
S: You're wearing your uniform today.
N: Yeah, first time seeing me wear it?
N: Shit happens.
N: That accountant from Seminar asked me to put it on.
N: I'd brush her off most of the time, but...
N: She wouldn't take a no.
N: Actually, I called ya here cuz of this thing.
N: Pisses me off whenever I'm not wearing my jacket.
N: Ya got any tips?
Neru gets pissed.
N: GUAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
S: You alright!?
N: No fucking way I'm alright! Not a damn bit!
N: Feels like I'm walking around buck naked!
N: Bugs you out too doesn't it?
S: I think it looks cute.
N: Wha-!?
N: No it isn't! Don't tease me like that!
S: It suits you well.
N: Y-ya think?
N: A-anyway!
N: Here's why I called ya.
N: Well, I'm glad you're not freaked out or anything.
N: Doesn't take a genius to figure I don't like this damn thing.
S: It's alright.
S: Whatever Neru wears, she's still Neru.
N: Eh? Well of course I wouldn't stop being me!
N: Jacket or not I could kick some delinquent ass and then some!
N: 'Back to your usual self' you say?
N: Haha!
N: Knew I'm in for a good time whenever you're around.
N: How about we chit chat for a little longer?
N: There's a seat right here.
N: Ain't it a bit quiet today?
N: Or am I just being weird?
S: I'm pretty sure it's the same.
N: Nah, something's up.
N: Maybe someone's doing shit behind my back.
N: Here, take a look at those fellas.
Millenium mobs pass by
S: ...?
N: They just walked on by as if I wasn't here.
N: They'd usually cry shit like [C&C's leader!?] or [Hie--!?] and piss their pants running. I'm exaggerating a bit though.
S: (I don't think the maid uniforms were meant for disguise...)
N: But nothing's happened today.
N: I'm liking it, but at the same time it's got me on edge.
N: Fuck's going on?
N: Damn it! Is this also cuz I'm missing my jacket!?
S: Let's calm down/Take some deep breaths.
N: Hah-
N: Any ideas from you teach? There's gotta be something off.
S: W-well.
Sukebans march in
Sukeban B: Oi. You lot.
Sukeban A: This park here's our turf, you gotta ask before you sit down.
Sukeban C: They've already sat down so let's tax em already! I'll have a crepe!
N: ...?
N: Ya talking to me here?
Sukeban B: Who the fuck else could I be-
Sukeban B: Wait, aren't ya...
Sukeban B: Mikamo Neru!?
N: You look like a familiar face, have ya given yourself some thoughts after that thrashing I gave you?
Sukeban B: The fuck's with the uniform!?
Sukeban A: A trap!?
Sukeban C: Where's your jacket!?
N: Got shit to do today.
N: Either way, I told you lot, didn't I?
Sukebans: Hi-Hieee!?
N: I'll really give you an ass whooping this time.
Neru kicks their asses.
Sukebans collapse
Sukebans: Tch... we'll remember this!
They run off
S: They ran away...
N: Ha! That's more like it!
N: Feels good to fuck up some troublemakers.
S: They didn't realize it was you.
N: Yeah, they didn't. Even I didn't know they were talkin to me.
S: Because of your uniform?
N: Gotta be blind if you can't recognise something that flashy.
N: Wait, so that weird feeling I got today was...
N: Was it cuz I wasn't sticking out like a sore thumb?
S: I think so...
N: No one noticed me eh?
N: I could get used to this.
N: It's pretty weird, or something like that.
N: I got to see something real fucking funny.
S: Soooo, is it alright after all.
N: My jacket still can't be beat though.
N: But this is starting to get fun.
N: Ah! Sensei! Why don't I try strolling in to class with a uniform?
N: I gotta give it a try!
Afterwards, I walked around millenium with a much more energized Neru.
N: Today was a hoot!
N: Can't believe I never noticed until I talked you.
N: First time for everything eh?
S: I'm glad you had fun.
N: Will you come again next time? This is getting interesting!