Request: Wings of Serenity by Falconer
This is about the weirdly common archetype of Asshole Bluebird Rival
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7fjMX-_pJ0
Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/i7JlT0kOTM/file.html

— WINGS OF ASSHOLERY —

Oh, you douchebag bluebird
Who acts like a jerk
You find insults with eagle eye
You have always the last word
Never without a smirk
Yet somehow protagonist's ally

You’re Falco Lombardi
Your feathers truly royal
An ace of stars and space
Wavedash on the foolish fox
Who can’t roll his hull
Put him in second place

You’re flying on wings of assholery
Fast as a jerkwad jet
Supreme champ i on, the rival
Making birdbrains upset

Oh, Revali Rito
So swift with a bow
How you’re shooting so arrow-straight
You are peacock number one
‘Least on e six two one
Link’s spamming your wind all game

You’re flying on wings of assholery
Toward a spiteful height
Supreme champ i on, the rival
Flipping birds left and right

You’re flying on wings of assholery
You’re shitting onto the star
Supreme champ i on, the rival
Rule the roost just as you are

Oh, Berdley from Deltarune
In your efforts to look cool
You became a joke, sad hoot
The gamer got schooled
To you no one flocks
Unplayable, out-Foxed
Lost the Susiebowl, wings were clipped
And disappeared completely from script

You’re flying on wings of assholery
Your pride has flown the coop
You’re the laughing-squawk, the rival
Feeling so very blue

All flying on wings of assholery
Three who can’t become a star
You’re all tragedies, all rivals
Yet jealous is all you are

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Pub: 12 Oct 2025 20:06 UTC

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