What I Want to Get is… [Part 2]

Ramona: Hm, as expected of Japan, the land of food. The variety of food stalls here is remarkable. It's truly fascinating, isn't it. Hey, little sister.

Xue: ...Tch.

Hikari: Xue is your little sister, right? You have to answer Ramo-niisan!

Xue: S-Stop treating me like a little sister...

Ramona: Ah, there it is, the star of the takopa, takoyaki! How about we share and enjoy them together? Little sister!

Xue: Ugh...

Koyomi: Oh, you're holding hands and enjoying the festival together. And Xue-san looks quite ladylike. Let me take a commemorative photo.

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Xue: Th-That's a violation of my portrait rights! Don't take it!

Ramona: Thank you, Koyomi. You took a beautiful photo. Especially focusing on my little sister Xue's charm!

Xue: S-Stop it...

Koyomi: Little sister? What's going on between you two?

Hikari: There's a deep reason for this~. Right, Ramo-niisan.

Ramona: Ah, let me tell you. I've become Xue's big brother! Isn't that right, my sweet, cute little sister!

Xue: I already told you that you misheard me…!

Ramona: No, I definitely heard it. You said I'm like a big brother, didn't you!

Xue: Khh…! Just kill me now…!

Koyomi: Hm...

Koyomi: Since Ramona-san is a woman, wouldn't she be a big sister?

Hikari: That's right! So, Ramo-san is the big brother and big sister? What should we call her, "oni-nee-chan"?

Koyomi: Then she'd be like an ogre-like big sister. "Anei-chan"? No, "One-niki"?

Xue: Don't make this more confusing!?

Ramona: The name to call me is a trivial matter. A woman can be a big brother too. Xue, feel free to rely on me as your real big brother!

Xue: I’M TELLING YOU! Koyomi, stop messing around and help me out…

Koyomi: ...Well, I think I've mostly understood the situation. It seems like you're doing some sort of etude.

Koyomi: That’s a brilliant idea. Certainly, a brother and sister setting would make this PR video a good one...

Koyomi: So, the casting will be Ramona-san as the big brother and Xue-san as the little sister. Let's shoot a mini-drama themed around the deepening bond between siblings at the summer festival.

Xue: How did it even come to this!?

Hikari: Then I'll be the staff! I'll give directions with cue cards! Woooaaa!

Koyomi: Xue-san, please focus on your acting. Come on, if you are brother and sister, you must hold hands.

Xue: Don't take it for granted! Are you going to hold hands with Iroha too!?

Koyomi: I will connect them?

Xue: Damn it! You guys are too close!

Ramona: Because Xue is a cute little sister. Don't worry, even if I die, I won't let go of your hand.

Koyomi: Xue-san, this is also part of the job. Isn't the setting the life for an actor?

Hikari: Xue, read the cue cards! "Stick to the setting! You'll get paid!"

Xue: Ghh... Fine...

Xue: Then go ahead and entertain your little sister, you useless brother...

Ramona: Let's show the world Xue's cuteness.

Ramona: To make a good shot... there's no other option.

Ramona: Urgh...! It seems like even the pins dislike me. Ring toss may seem simple, but it's deep!

Xue: In the end, it's ring toss... Today, you—

Xue: No... I'm just being constantly manipulated by you, big brother...

Ramona: Despite saying that, you're still going along with it. Big brother is happy to see you enjoying yourself.

Xue: I'm not enjoying myself at all—!

Hikari: "Now get sentimental!"

Xue: —Well, alright. I guess there are some nostalgic feelings too...

Ramona: I see, that's good. I'm glad you cherish me, Xue.

Xue: ...

Hikari: "Now act goofy!"

Xue: Don't be ridiculous!?

Ramona: What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell? If you're tired, you can lean on my back.

Xue: Oh God, it really feels like I'm talking to my actual brother...

Ramona: Haha, what are you saying? I am your real brother, aren't I?

Ramona: Always rely on me like you usually do... No, pamper me.

Xue: Useless brother...

Ramona: It can't be helped. With such a cute little sister like you, it's only natural for me to get excited.

Ramona: All thanks to Xue’s love for her family. I'm lucky to have a little sister like you. Thank you.

Xue: Sh-shut up...

Hikari: "Now the emotional finale!"

Xue: …Look, let's get the ring toss over with. I'm sure my brother will fail anyway.

Ramona: That's right. So, for the final shot… What should a big brother do at a time like this?

Xue: If it’s an older brother…

Xue: ...You should do whatever you like.

Ramona: Hm. As a brother, I'd like to throw with my sister. What do you think, sister?

Xue: If that’s what you want to do…

Koyomi: Hehe, what a wonderful turn of events! Now, let's see if the power of brother-sister bond will be a great success!

Xue: What a noisy outfield...! Come on, let's throw together in sync. Idiot brother!

Ramona: Yes, let’s finish with a happy ending. Ready, set!!!

Shopkeep: Congratulations! You won the first prize! You have won a prize!

Koyomi: Cut! We've got a great PR video! Xue-san's little sister act is realistic and tasteful!

Hikari: Mhm, mhm! Xue is full of charm!

Xue: It's complicated... Even though we got the prize and all, if that video gets used...

Ramona: It's fine. I saw her in a different, cuter light than usual.

Xue: H-Hmph! I only acted well to trick you! It's fine if I win the ring toss, right?

Ramona: Yeah, you're the winner. Thanks to you, I had as much fun as I wanted. Thank you, little sister.

Xue: Seriously, you're such a smug one...

Ramona: Well, we still have time. How about it? Why not use the power of the deepened brother-sister bond to overwhelm the festival?

Xue: ...Hah, forget about it. You’ll end up causing a scene at the stalls.

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Pub: 31 Mar 2024 11:11 UTC
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