WELCOME TO E-X-E-G
A shitty parody song no one asked for...

Congratulations, fag!
You're in the bag!
For which we know we'll all agree
We've got the gayest men with even gayer trends,
Welcome to e-x-e-g!

A community of cunts who're pulling stunts
That still gnaw at /funkg/'s sanity!
Got storytimes to share!
Pull up an easy chair!
Welcome to e-x-e-g!

Now you get to repost tweets...
Shill all of your dumb OCs!
But we always aim to please...

Scream at one another!
Wait 'til we hear from mother!
/sthg/: I fucking hate all of you.

Seeking out the shit, talk about it a bit!
Complain 'bout writing quality!
So if you like to moan...
This place will feel like home!
Welcome to e-x-e-g!

(Instrumental break that goes on for about a verse)
Welcome to e-x-e-g!

ShadowMaleRenamon: Live the pasta autist's dream!
Watch along a Cytube stream!
Share art in an Aggie piece...

Twitter Raider: Bring up shitty drama!
Fake act out in trauma!

(/exeg/ anons boot the raider out)

As the honorary member of the gen
Where we worship Sonic EXE
You better not derail
Or else you're bound to fail
Should make it up to us with a Creepypasta tale
You wanna drown in sin
You're gonna fit right in

Wel-wel-welcome to-a
Wel-wel-welcome to
E-X-E-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Pub: 09 May 2023 08:03 UTC

Edit: 13 May 2023 09:27 UTC

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