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- my name is erik. i also go by dolan.
- i am literally him. "literally" as in metaphorically.
- please don't mention the dolan twins around me, unless you wish to never speak again.
- he/him is fine. "default settings," i know. i am a blossoming he/they-er. allow me some time to fully explore the possibilities.
- i'm an old man (22). i go out of my way to avoid talking to people younger than me. i go out my way to avoid talking to people my age. i go out of my way to avoid talking to people older than me. i go out of my to avoid talking to people. it's a peace of mind thing.
- i hate people. i can count on one hand the number of people i can tolerate. the odds of you being one is very, very slim. despite that ... i really am a friendly person. cats tend to love me, and they're great judges of character (and a wonderful excersize in consent. never trust anyone who hates cats.)
- i am a gemini. i took a few tests on the internet, and these were the results: entp. 4w5. choleric-sanguine. chaotic neutral. do with that what you will.
- you can ping me. i don't care.
- i would say "don't dm me," but luckily that's not really something i have to worry about anyway. if you really need to, you can. just ask first, please. i need to mentally steel myself for every social interaction.