Zephyr/Jam/Frog/Šuri/Cassidy/Whatever Name's Page of Stupid Things
HELLO this a page in which I am utterly stupid! I just yap and paste shit on here alright. Uhhhhh there may be NSFW I'll indicate that before the thing? Okay! Directory | Make me a spotify playlist
My favorite copypasta (contains NSFW mentions)
- Women arent real. They are and have always been fake. All historical records, music, art and genetics depicting females have been altered by the government. It is well known that everyone has an CIA agent. That would either mean that there are double the people in the world or that half the population works for the government. It is said that around half the population is female. Curious, right? Also how do you explain the fact that women live longer than men? They work for the government! Of course, you might think that there is real proof for their existence, but I can debunk all of it. Their voice is made by voice changers. Their body is made by soy present in the air. Of course, the biggest counterargument would be their genitals. But porn is a lie. Have you ever seen a woman naked? Me neither. If you have a wife or a girlfriend, you are lying. But just for the sake of argument let's say you do. You have been brain washed by the Liberal government. The only thing all politicians agree on is the fact that women are made up. The only other rational argument I can think of is where do kids come from. Hahaha, you have been brainwashed to think about "birth". Everyone knows kids come from orphanages and factories. Did I change your mind or has the truth not reached your ears yet? women are a lie (any females are welcome to prove their existence in my DMs)
I CAST FIREBALL I'm so sorry I play D&D
My favorite poems from /lorca
- Variation
The calmness of the air
underneath the branch of the echo.
The calmness of the water
underneath a frond of lights.
The calmness of your mouth
underneath a thicket of kisses.
- Two Moons in the Afternoon (2)
The afternoon sings
a «berceuse» to the oranges.
My little sister sings:
“The world is an orange”.
The moon crying says:
“I want to be an orange”.
That can't be, my daughter,
even if you turn pink.
Not even a little lemon.
What a pity!
- Idyll
You wanted me to tell you
the secret of spring.
And I am to the secret
what is the fir.
A tree whose thousands of little fingers
point to a thousand little paths.
I will never tell you, my love,
why the river courses slow.
But I will place in my stagnant voice
the ashy sky of your glance.
Spin me around, little brunette!
Be careful with my little leaves.
Spin me around more,
playing the ferris wheel of love.
Ay! I can't tell you, even if i wanted to,
the secret of spring.
Illuminare (world premiere at Carnegie Hall) Illuminare (Elaine Hagenberg's website) I'm gonna see a performance of this right before my birthday :3
FROGS I LOVE FROGS. Look at these cuties!!!
Lookie I'm making a playlist of songs that remind me of someone I love and I :)
I really like The Flower Called Nowhere and Fotzepolitic :)
Had to change all my rentry links to rentry.org instead of rentry.co because my school blocked rentry.co but not rentry.org. Fuck
Someone on ts is PMing me and I have no idea if they're hitting on me or not but I hope so they're pretty :)
FUCK NAZIS
I almost passed out after a performance but I loved it the costumes are slutty af. Hi lesbians
Ke ya mon ke ya ke de bus keya keya keya keya ke ya mon ke ya Not my performance for the record
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