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hello, i'm canine, or michael, or whatever name you know me as. i don't mind! i am a parasite born of the internet who took the form of a cruel older brother. i promise i'm reasonably tolerable.

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like i said. my name is michael, but i don't really care what you call me. i like nicknames!

any pronouns are fine, i'll mirror anything but she/her, incl. neos.

i prefer masc terms. may jokingly refer to myself as a dog sometimes.

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i struggle with labels so i'll keep this short-ish(?). i am a trans guy, that's the easy part. i refer to myself as bi-gay, but people get pissy about it because labels that contradict are a sin for some reason. bisexual homoromantic? homoflexible? hetero? i don't know anymore. i don't care really! it matters not.

i am a controversial individual! i am likely on your dni in some way. discourse labels aren't my thing, but if you don't like proshippers you won't like me. i'm not that woke either, so don't expect me to be. too woke for conservatives but too conservative for the woke... sigh.... it's ok i don't like u anyway ❤

hyperfixated on tcoaal. wowww. i sound like a stereotype. let me make it worse i like it for the incest booo scaryyy. special interest is tech, especially retro gaming or cameras. my favourite fandom is whiplash (2014), but i'm also a big degrees of lewdity fan!


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i have autism, suspected adhd as well but the UK is a shitshow. i struggle with my eyesight here and there but overall i'm a healthy-ish young man.

i have severe social anxiety that greatly affects the way i interact with people online! please be respectful or you will be blocked <3

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no dni except the basics (t.r.a.s.h and bigots and antishippers blah blah blah). dni's barely work anyway, so i don't really care enough to write one out. i block extremely freely, and it's almost never personal. if you want to ask why you were blocked contact me here

i am a sensitive young man and easily upset so please be careful with your words! thanks. using tone tags is fine but if you're rude it won't excuse you. i do not need tone tags and if you use them just for me i will take personal offence. i am not that retarded.

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Pub: 31 Mar 2023 04:45 UTC

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