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hello, i'm canine, or michael, or whatever name you know me as. i don't mind! i am a parasite born of the internet who took the form of a cruel older brother. i promise i'm reasonably tolerable.
no dni except the basics (t.r.a.s.h and bigots blah blah blah) + andrew neiman yumes (not that anyone wants him anyway...) + antishippers (never met one that isnt an ACTUAL pred / rapist / blah blah. your computers should be checked). dni's barely work, so i don't really care enough to write one out. i block extremely freely, and it's almost never personal. if you want to ask why you were blocked contact me here.
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like i said, i don't care much for names. you can call me whatever you want! i struggle remembering at the best of times anyway . . .
i'll mirror any pronouns except she/her. idgaf really.
i'm "not that woke" so i'm not a fan of neos but i'm not a dick so
i'll do my best if that's all you like. woof woof.
i consider myself a golden retriever boy, but in a stray dog way.
does that make sense? probably not. oh well.
i think these ( ➊ | ➋ | ➌ ) movie tropes describe me well. do you agree?
nonsharing andrew neiman yume. yes the guy from whiplash. sorry! i love him. i'm nonsharing because we are in an abusive relationship and i dont like seeing him loved and appreciated. /sar. thanks. he's a pill bug to me ❤ my precious.
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i struggle with labels so i'll keep this "short-ish(?)". i am a trans guy, that's the easy part. i refer to myself as bi-gay, but people get pissy about it because "labels that contradict are a sin" for some reason. bisexual homoromantic? homoflexible? hetero? i don't know anymore. i don't care really! it matters not.
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i am a controversial individual! i am likely on your dni in some way. discourse labels aren't my thing, but if you don't like proshippers you won't like me. perverted degenerate boy with no shame! vaguely insulting me on your rentries does not hurt . . .
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hyperfixated on pokemon. wowww. what a fat chud loser haha right guys. womp womp. special interest is tech, especially retro gaming or cameras. my favourite fandom is whiplash (2014), but i'm also a big degrees of lewdity fan!
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i have autism and sociopathic traits. little to no understanding and/or care for morals which absolutely shows in conversation.
my bad! ^_^ hostile and revengeful young freak.
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i have severe social anxiety that greatly affects the way i interact with people online! please be respectful. though i am rather unsure why i care . . . i used to be very meek and i'm not anymore really.
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this is me and andrew, and if you disagree you're an idiot btw ^_^ 