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'My Girlfriend's Boss is a Big-Dicked Black Foreigner' - An Embarrassing New Low
Just when I think I've seen it all, the team at Fat Bastard Studios "impress" yet again. The bar, previously sent hurtling into the earth's crust after the release of the 2023 Erotic Visual Novel 'Sadistic Shota and Every Woman You've Ever Met', has actually been spiked further through the molten core and has reappeared somewhere in Brazil on the other side with 'My Girlfriend's Boss is a Big-Dicked Black Foreigner'. Fitting, given the quality of the script and it's available translations would have you thinking it was written by a 15-year old boy from São Paulo who can barely use his own language. Where to begin...
The plot
Like most of this Studio's works, the title says pretty much all there is. You play an unnamed, unvoiced, undescribed(except for the now very banal micropenis), unmasculine protagonist who somehow was able to score a girl that makes you wonder how they even had a conversation let alone a relationship. The girl, who goes apparently only by Uwaki-san(unbelievably lazy name as well), can apparently never make time for a date because she's always has to work at her part-time job! Her boss, some nearly seven foot tall chiselled slab of mystery meat, goes by 'Earl'. How HE got a job is anyone's guess, seeing as no actual work is seemingly done because all Uwaki and Earl do is have unimaginative bareback sex in a supply room. Not to give the twist away or anything. 0/5
The art
Well there's only two drawn characters, everything else is photoshopped stock photos of classrooms or the inside of a conbini. Uwaki is drawn in a such a way that, by comparison, Honjou Raita and Eiichiro Oda should be getting lauded with praise for their realistic depictions of women. The sole male character isn't any better, with musculature that makes you think he hasn't had a carb or a drop of water since he came out of the womb, and that when he isn't impregnating the protagonists girlfriend he's in the gym. This muscle definition is wasted by the artist(who shall not be named because they do not even deserve infamy for this level of work) as he's been given such dark skin pigmentation that unless you have your monitors contrast set abnormally high, he looks like a very dark brown series of rectangles. 0/5
The voice acting
As usual, the poor woman FBS I'm assuming kidnapped off the street and forced at gunpoint to play their heroines, tries her hardest but the shrill moans and attempts at pronouncing 'Earl' elicit nothing more than a desire to unplug my headphones, something I was unable to do as I was playing this in an airport. I've given more in-depth critiques of in previous reviews(see 'My Wife became our Landlord's Cumpig' for an extensive talk about the woman who only goes by TMT) so I'll move onto the only other one. No surprises here, the man only has around six or seven sentences of dialogue to speak, and reads as if he found out in the booth he was paid per word. Terrible. 0/5
The music
Replacing all the tracks with 'Mansion Basement' from Resident Director's Cut would be a marked improvement. Searching for the credited artist produced nothing relevant, so I'm liable to believe it was AI. Still somehow better than the writing. 0/5
Final Rating- 0/20
Do not buy this. Do not pirate this. Do not play this. I don't know why they sent me a review copy unprompted, I believe it's some kind of sick joke. I will be factory resetting my laptop after posting this review to remove any trace of it. I have scheduled Electroshock Therapy to remove it from my mind.
If by some chance I survive that procedure, I will return next Wednesday with an exclusive interview with the director and former star of the famous AV Series 'Hag Rescue', Ookami Mio! Please look forward to it!