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Keyword : anonym
[#1] Definition : Bunch of [mc donalds] employees who have seen [v for vendetta] one too many times. Some of them do it [for the lulz] which is acceptable, but some of them actually think they're some sort of revolutionary movement - lame.
[#1] Example : Anonymous is made up of white [arts degree] students, who are never going to face any real challenge or [hardship] in their [tame] lives, so they compensate by trying to be part of anonymous.
[#2] Definition : Self proclaimed "[Hackers on Steroids]". Bunch of [14 year olds] who probably never have been socially accepted at school. Usually making agressive comments towards African-Americans. Not exactly a powerful force due to the fact if a situation occurs in which their community (4chan) shuts down , they will whine like sissy bitches. Secondly , no one IRL knows about them , let alone cares lol. But hey , it's [for the lulz] right?
[#2] Example : John: Dude , Anonymous is getting stronger.
Sam: You mean that group of faggots [protesting] outside of the [Scientology] thing?
John: Yea! Theyre gonna rule the world one day!
Sam: [Oh please] , not even Apple is scared of them.

[#3] Definition : Formerly known as the "[final boss of the Internet]", [Anon] has become simply a bunch of [weeaboo] faggots who wish to be a part of something.
[#3] Example : [Current] Anonymous: [ZOMG] I WANNA DESTOYE THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLIGY [LOLWTFBBQ]
[#4] Definition : A bunch of idiot [trolls] who hack websites and then they try to look cool with long monlogues like "we are anonymous, we do not forgive, [we are the] soul of the internet" and [other shit] like that.
[#4] Example : anonymous=[trolls]
[#5] Definition : A name used to [hide] your real [identity]; a [placeholder] name.
[#5] Example : [Name] in a [Zoom] [call]: Anonymous
[#6] Definition : United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do [fuckall] except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, [undersexed], testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've [hit the snooze button] on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent.
*[#6] Example : Anonymous: "[MAN THE HARPOONS]! LULULULUL"


**[#7] Definition : Anonymous talks to hear itself talk. Only anonymous finds anonymous funny.

Anonymous mocks blacks, as its own tiny penis makes it [feel inadequate].
Anonymous gay bashes, for inside it craves the butt-loving.
Anonymous hates furries, because calling attention to them draws attention away from its own twisted perversions.
Anonymous is a pedophile.
Anonymous has [Oedipal] desires, but can only dream and fap to them.
Anonymous actually [faps] to everything it mocks.
Anonymous primarily consists of 14 year old boys, or at least all anonymous is at heart.

If you confront an Anonymous with its true name, it will explode.
Anonymous knows no fear... because it's easy to be brave when your target can't fight back. Like beating up a kid in a wheelchair.

Anonymous will [downvote this] definition so it can feel better about itself, because that will somehow give it "lulz", which it exists entirely upon.
[#7] Example : *If an anonymous posts on 4chan and no one's around to read it, will it make [a lol]? Yes. Because anonymous will read its own joke to itself over and over as it faps to furry porn, amused by its own "intellect".

Anonymous gets laid more than any other person. Too bad it's only from [cybering] 36 year old men pretending to be 7 year old girls as they sit in their [mother's basement], surrounded by Star Wars glasses.
*[#8] Definition : a bunch of fags who think that posting things on message boards actually does something. They claim to be "one" , yet they are [unorganized] aside from a few friends still living with their parents [organizing] a spam [brigade]

[#8] Example : [thats] right, im [challenging] you anonymous, [bite me]
[#9] Definition : [unknown]
[#9] Example : the [hacker] who [hacked] my [account] was anonymous
**[#10] Definition : We are Anonymous.

We are reasonably gay for one another.

[We are one] big group of cowards.

We do not forgive our parents for what they did.

We do not forget to put our names on our posts, we are simply too scared.

We will crush anything that stands in our way, providing it is someones email account or myspace page. Anything else is just too scary.

This is all we are...

...But all we will be hailed for is being the modern day D&D rejects.

/b/rohans gtg, MOM SAYS ITS TEH LIGHTS OUT TIME!

[Expect us] around 6pm 2moroz. Anonymous is waiting for [mom's permission] to come online again. :( (sad facez, ohhhs noe!)
[#10] Example : 'if you call yourself [anonymous] and [thumbs down] this entry, you're a [gutless] tard. Smoke 8 dicks yo"**

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Pub: 08 Jan 2023 13:03 UTC

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