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Noctyx

It's dead hours so allow me to talk about two things I'm very passionate about: my beautiful wife and homestuck. Yes, again.

After a bit of research (and with the help of picrel) I decided that Fuuchan is a Knight of Time and Derse dreamer. I was really hoping for him to be a Prince, because not only the design is cooler but the powers too. But both work with Time, and both looked very on pair to fit him, but Knight won over some little details. I was never an expert in classpect but thankfully there's countless tumblrs out there who talked about them so I was able to give them a read.

Knights hide a fear of a perceived fundamental failure with their Aspect behind a shield of confidence and obsessive effort. Their challenge is to learn to take it down a notch and to understand that they are skilled enough

Their challenge is to learn that they’re good enough

Sounds familiar? I love the fact that he's a timeplayer because it's a very active aspect and not some boring shit like Life or Rage. I'm not saying that he would be a Dave Strider clone, but I can see why whoever made this pic couldn't decide on a classpect for him. Just like Dave, both have a lot of, for a lack of better word, trauma and issues that they decide to ignore and never really work on (for the most part) while at the same time helping others.
Time is also an aspect about Patience.


Now for the really fun part about homestuck and classpect and all that shit: SBURB

I can see wife accidentally killing his dog (or whoever is his Server kills it while moving things around) and that makes him late to enter the game, as he is grieving and not following instructions properly. Later on Uki (I decided he's the Server) who already feels like shit for killing his bfs dog, fuses the body with the kernelsprite. Fuuchan wouldn't really know how to react to his dog being suddenly alive again and barking all this weird game code, and things would be a little awkward between him and Uki from now on. He's still happy Dog is back tho.

For some reason I said he would be a Derse dreamer on the first post and now I realize i'm too sleepy. Correction, he's a Prospit dreamer. He makes his bed and his room is probably very clean and organized. He falls asleep for the first time when he enters the game because he's just very tired and stressed out. He's the first one to wake up on Prospit so he's all alone up there, but the clouds of Skaia are nice. He can even see Alban and Yugo on them sometimes.

The kernelsprite (now Dogsprite) needs to be fused twice but I don't know what he would throw in there. If Uki had a manual to the game like Rose(I don't even remember if she had one), maybe he would know that they need to throw something weak there.


Wife's planet would be Land of Fiction and Future (LOFAF)

I cyber/futurist planet composed on plains and tall, futuristic buildings. The plains are full of electric sheeps (consorts) and his quest is to learn how to manipulate time/create clones to search for this one giant, cliche story book he must read so the Denizen stays asleep. I would love to draw it but I don't have time and it's 4AM.
It may sound like a simple quest but the whole planet is full of novels and BLs he never read before so staying focused is really hard. And he also must learn to not go overboard on the clone stuff because as a girl once said: - "Dead Daves are the enemy."

Prospit is a very safe moon, there's no Horroterrors to fuck around with the dreamers to the point being a dreamer there can be boring. So for this AU I say Sonny (Derse dreamer) went full schizo and travels all the way there to kill everyone until Alban slaps some sense into him.


That was going to be my last post but I was listening to Carne Vale so now I'm thinking of how wife would die and go God Tier.

He would 100% die so someone else could live and for drama and shipping purposes let's say it's Uki. Now, Uki is a Derse dreamer and it's a miracle that he didn't make any pact with the Horrorterrors for revenge/power...until wife dies. Let's say that we have two sessions here, one for Luxiem and Noctyx. They're against each other at first, then they become friends, then enemies again. Ike is Grimdark but still sane, Sonny's bloodlust is high and not even sexcat can stop him. Luca does something stupid that fucks the session up and Luxnoc get into a fight. I don't have enough brain to say what classpect Ike would have, but he would be one powerful motherfucker EVEN MORE being Grimdark.
Uki is livid that Vox is defending Luca for something that affects the session and tries to fight Milord, but Ike defends him and both start to fight.

As said before, Ike is strong and if Uki didn't wake up his powers yet (or if he had still to Ascend) he's done for. And wife knows that, so when he sees Ike going for the kill, and Uki only being able to defend himself with a wand, he pushes him aside and takes the blow and dies. Uki feels so hollow seeing Fuuchan's bloody body on the floor that he accepts a deal with the Horroterrors and goes Grimdark too.
Yada yada gay fight, Alban plans on taking wife's body to his Quest Bed but he's delayed by a lot of things going on with their session at the same time.

Thus, fuuchan takes a while do Ascend. But when he does it's Jade-tier ascending.

Luxiem

I will go with Milord on this one.
I think the Blood aspect fits him well - Since Blood is about bounds, relationships, family, unity, all that shit that can lead back to his clan and yada yada - but I don't think Lord fits him at all. I don't know if whoever made this pic gave him the Lord role because haha Milord Lord funny or they actually researched.

Prior to God-tiering, the Lord of Blood would be a superb example of a ‘by-the-book’ thinker. They follow the rules to the letter and expect others to do the same - an emotionally immature Lord of Blood might throw a grand scale temper tantrum if someone cheats at something or acts disrespectfully. However, they highly value their friendships and always put their families first - or at least they value their own end of these relationships.

I can't see Vox being such a nerd about rules, but the last part I can. Again, fitting in Blood.
BUT, I also...don't really think Blood is the only aspect he fits in. Because if we're going with the core concept of blood, Fuuchan can also be a Blood Player.
And since Vox failed in protecting his clan, he can fit as a Doom player too.

Those bound to the aspect of Doom are fate’s chosen sufferers. It may not sound like an overly pleasant aspect to be aligned with, but it does come along with great wisdom and empathy. The Doom-bound understand that misery loves company, and they are ready and willing to provide said company.

Mage of Doom: Mages will suffer from their Aspect or from the effects of their Aspect. This gives them a deeply intuitive and personal understanding of their Aspect. Their challenge is to overcome their Aspect and come out in control of it
I must say I don't watch Milord that often but I can this is pretty fitting for all I know.


They know where rules and boundaries go, so they also know where they don’t go. They are excellent at finding loopholes or oversights in the system. They may feel they are under a lot of pressure because of the obligations and responsibilities that get piled up on them. Whatever kind of games they play or activities they do, they know all the rules and all the loopholes, only because they have the experience of failing and being held to those rules. They could be unbeatable DnD players or great dungeon masters if they wanted.

I don't have time to go through all of the Classes to see if he can fit in something else, but going by his lore I think he would be a Mage of Doom. From Prospit, because his room seems to be very tidy. I don't know if he makes his bed. I can see him being somewhat worried for his session and friends as time goes on because he doesn't want to lose them, and knows the dangers that can happen and fuck shit over.

Luca

Knight of Breath

Well, if there's one thing for sure is that Luca is a Knight of Breath.

Breath is all about freedom, wind, movement, and adaptability.
The Knight of Breath would start off with a facade, like all Knights. In this case, they’d use an easy-going, confident, and free-flowing persona to guard their inferiority and sense of not being grounded.

Luca...well this one is spot-on. Knowing Luca he would be crazy good (and scary) with Breath powers. He would also be the one to help the (frog) breeding with the Space player. Which I just noticed doesn't exist, unless I try to give Shu a look and see if he fits as one. Or Ike. Either way, Luca would be a player you need to keep your eye on, not only because of his puppy-like personality but by how easy he can fuck things up without noticing. That bomb in the middle of Skaia? Haha what if I prank Shu with it. The Genesis Frog tadpole? You see, Augustus was hungry…


Shu

Yeah, he's not a maid. He's a Sylph.

Sylphs will calmly, analytically and happily give their opinion all about their Aspect. They meddle, healing or fixing any lack of it they notice. Their challenge is act upon their opinions instead of waiting by the sidelines

Not only he would look good in that dress but also it makes more sense. Maid classes are more like doormats, and they really don't make his type at all. Shu reminds me a little bit of Kanaya actually, and that'd why I tried the Space aspect with him first.

They love for things to be made, either by themselves or others and may have a specific hobby involving just making some sort of random object.

This reminds me of his cute art. Space is a very creative aspect and I can see Shu focusing on his art and whatever other random shit he enjoys doing.

They might also have a certain talent for stacking random objects, like cups, chairs or making card houses.

This is just autism, but very fitting. Since Space creates a lot, and a Sylph likes to do a lot of things at once, and can become focused/unfocused depending on the situation for me this aspect already won. But I want to go with the original aspect here and go for Light now.

A Sylph of Light will likely have all kinds of ideas and opinions on what it means to have meaning and importance, or which things are important or meaningful. They would have all kinds of data and information on everything they considered important or influential.
They can go into great detail for whatever it is they want to talk about and can examine with great depth any new information they come across. If anyone has trouble understanding or comprehending anything they will happily attempt to explain for hours until whatever it is that wasn’t being understood is fully comprehended to every last minute detail.

Hm. If we're going for a doomed timeline here, Shu can very well be a Sylph of Light. He would be the brain of the group, and try his best to guide Luxiem to the right path like Rose did. Since Aspects aren't boxes, he can still be a nerd and draw all his cute things on paint while also typing a wall of text on why Vox would NOT throw Baba in the kernelsprite. BUT, If we want this session to succeed and for everyone to live, Shu would be a Space player.

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Pub: 06 Nov 2022 13:49 UTC

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