Stayed with Rare
Stayed Gone - Hazbin Hotel

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GvbdOL4GXo
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOSLNvPp7NM

-Void and Poppy Kong-
"The Kremling is back!?"
"Yeah, I thought that smash would be it."
"It's been seven years!"
"You still mad the fans wanted him over you?"
"Grr... Not true!"
"Just saying~"
"Things have changed a lot since the super-nintendo!"
"Six game gens."
"I need to remind him who's making the games now."

-VK-
Welcome back
I'm gonna make you wish you'd stayed with Rare
Bunch of hacks
Now it's my time to act
You'll go the same way as the bird and bear
Change is in the air

("Start the stream... Premiering in 3... 2...")
(Nin-Ten-Do Direct)

Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain fat croc and that's a fat crock of shit, a bunch of rumors, and baseless speculation
Does anybody miss him?
Is anyone excited?
More on the next direct!

They think the Kremlin King just might be in
Who's this loser again?
What could this mean for the Kong series?
Well luckily, I've got good news
He's by-gone, irrelevant
And not to sound inelegant
But the Kremling's age is over

So take that as some closure
Him the Final boss? I say no sir
I'm technical, he's from an old toaster
Stop giving those old games a play
Don't listen to what those nerds say
I hope that nap was okay
But he's gonna stay away!

While his rights were left to rot
Nintendo's views have changed a lot
Smashing cameos but in DK he's rare
Make like a banana, split!
Cranky's words? He's full of it!

-KR-
"Battle stations!
Slay those monkeys over there!"
Yes, I know you're debating, frustrated and waiting for a classical boss fight
Kremlings rejoice!

-V-
An outdated choice!

-KR-
Instead of a short-monkey, mask-creature, and walrus with frostbite

-VK-
Come on!

-KR-
Nintendo's afraid of seeking my aide
Switching the villain yet again? Can no one match me?

-VK-
D-K-C's crappy!

-KR-
Every game, they've found some new loser!

-VK-
We call that innovation! I'm the villain of the future!

-KR-
Is Void as great as he might claim?
Though he's appeared in just one game?
If he's lucky he'll come back in DLC

-VK-
Oh, please!

-KR-
And here's the biggest joke of all
Void Kong isn't very tall!

-VK-
Hold on!

-KR-
He's so short he barely reaches Tiny's knees!

-VK-
"You old-leather bag! I'll show you tiny!"

-KR-
Uh oh, the monkey is whining!

-VK-
"I'll take the root, and then my power-"

-KR-
Sorry, it's my finest hour.

Now I'm back
You're gonna make me wish I stayed with Rare?
Au contraire!
Once I've won
Those filthy kongs will have no place to run!
Klump, fetch me my gun

literally just the audio of K.Rool waking up and punching Void Kong out of the fucking game from Bananza

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Pub: 26 Sep 2025 02:55 UTC

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