A Hero is what I'm supposed to be
Save the world immediately
I would if I could
But it's just no good
Cause this princess is slayin' me

Oh, Shifty, oh shifty
Mound, oh mound
A hero is what I'm 'sposed to be
But the princess is slayin' me

Prisoner Princess, Oh can't you see
Lost your head, that's fine by me
Cagey, if lovin' you's the end
Then kill me now, cause you're my girlfriend

My smitten-heart's beatin'
You're simply the best
This damsel won't bring me distress
But before we tire of this feast

I'm caught in the jaws
(He's caught in the jaws)
I'm caught in the jaws of the Princess Beast

Shifty, oh shifty
Mound, oh mound
A hero is what I'm 'sposed to be
But the princess is slayin' me

The Witch, oh won't you please
Take this knife and we'll make peace
Thorn, our situation is bleak
When you give it back, my knees got weak

Well I'm, lookin' up
I'm lovin' the Tower
Apotheos has all the power
My fealty's granted me her favor

So why am I in love
(Why's he so in love?)
Why am I in love with the Princess Razor?

Shifty, oh Shifty
Mount, oh Mound
A hero is what I'm 'sposed to be
But this princess is slayin' me

I've died
And I've died
And I've let her ghost inside (Ghost inside)
At the end of the day
The hands take her away
Whether I set her free or if she gets betrayed

This can't go on
The Narrator's dead
This Quiet's longed for a girl to wed
We're about to walk right out that door

But wait a second
(Wait a second)
Wait a second
(Come on and wait a second)
What's this path?
I've gotta explore
I need to know more!

Shifty, oh Shifty
Mound, oh Mound
A hero is what I'm sposed to be
But the Grey, and, Den
And Wraith, Wild, Clarity
The Fury
Princess Slayin' me

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Pub: 15 Sep 2025 12:52 UTC

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