Nightmare Mode: Hololive x Filthy Frank Universe
Failing to bring chromosomes to Chin Chin once again, Francis of the Filth is brought to the dark lord...
"CHIN CHIN! CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!"
「nigga you deadass not bringing me chromosomes fr fr」
"Chin chin why the fuck are you talking like that?" Frank asks. "They got a word for that, that's cringe, man."
"ey b0ss," Pink Guy says.
「eyyyy mamma mia a pizza you cringe mamma a pizza」
"CHIN CHIN! CHIN CHIN GA DAISUKI!"
「shut up! for your failure, I'm banishing you to the Hololive realm!」
During this time, Frank was playing cards with Mr. Negi Generation 3000 over a pair of timbs
"GA DAISUKI NANDAYO."
「im taking the timbs too lol」
"Not the TIMBS!" Frank shouts, tears in his eyes. "You... you poopy face!"
"CHIN CHIN."
「bye lmao」
A hole that's oddly shaped like Mori's mouth opens and Frank and Pink Guy fall into it
They fall through an interdimensional hellhole that's full of cringe okbuddyhololive memes
The portal at the other end opens, and they crash into the Hololive office
"Sou desu ne," Yagoo says just before Frank crashes into him, killing the Cover Corp CEO.
All that's left of him his a shirt, pants, shoes, very Wicked Witch of the East-like
"Oh shit I killed him," Frank says, before throwing one of Yagoo's shoes on the floor. "Fuck! These ain't timbs."
"ey b0ss"
「mamma mia a pizza someone's coming」
"What the fuck do you want me to do?!"
Pink guy shrugs.
「idk lol」
"Yagoo-san," A-chan says, entering the office. "Are you in here?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah what the fuck is it?" Frank says, wearing Yagoo's suit and tie. He's called on the demons of Selzar to take Yagoo's face, but he still needs to wear the glasses because of course
For some fucking reason, A-chan buys it

Old man narrator: After being banished by the Dark Lord Chin Chin to the Hololive realm and killing Cover Corp CEO Yagoo, Francis of the Filth prepares himself to take on the role as head of the world's biggest vtuber company...
"Pink Guy we gotta get the fuck outta here," Frank says.
But Pink Guy is too busy flirting with the life-sized cardboard cutout of Tokino Sora to care
"ey, b0ss..."
「hey babe, you come here often?」
The cutout stares at him. "..."
He wriggles his eyebrow. "gibe de pusi pls"
「me too.」
"What the fuck are you doing?" Frank asks. "Pink Guy, we got no time for this shit!"
Pink Guy shakes his head and flashes him the middle finger
"fuck you mang"
「fuck you mang」
"Yagoo-san, is... is he your friend?" A-chan asks Frank, uncertain about the man in the pink lycra suit
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's an investor shut the fuck up," Frank says, typing away at Yagoo's keyboard. He's looking for the nearest portal out of the Hololive realm. It's inside the Saizeriya next door. mamma mia a pizza
"Fuck," Frank says. "No way we're getting in there; the Saizeriya gods will kill me..."
"Yagoo-san, someone needs to see you," A-chan says. "It's Mori-san."
"Wait, no, tell them I'm doing drugs-"
"Yagoo-san!" Calliope Mori (Internet Singer, 53 Soundcloud followers, Weeb levels: Irradiated) says with a wave of her hands. "Big ups, my dawg."
"Aw fuck don't tell me she's gonna shill her fuckin' mix-"
"I just got this new album coming up for your approval that's really kakkoi desu," she says, before beginning. "We ruuun, right through-"
"Yeah yeah yeah that sucks I ain't listening to that shit," Frank says, before standing up from his desk and walking past her
"But Yagoo, I gotta pass this album to Universal-"
"I don't wanna listen to your fuckin' mixtape, okay?"
But before he gets to the door, someone else approaches him - it's Hoshimachi Suisei (Has a star fetish), and she's holding up a brand-new CD of her album, SPECTER
"嘿,夥計,你知道我實際上不喝蘋果汁,而是喝橙汁嗎?"
「Yagoo, we just released SPECTER! Can you listen to it?」
"Listen, Chinawoman, I don't got no time for your mixtape either, okay? Get lost already," he says, before shutting the door behind him.
Overwhelmed but not beaten, Frank walks to the Cover Corp lobby to find a loser wearing shades. It's PolitikZ with Z (Internet Rapper, Soundcloud followers: 45) because you know z's are cool, and, yeah
"Aw, shit," Frank says, shaking his head. "The fuck you doing here?"

"bruh bruh..."
PolitikZ (with a Z) shakily holds up a CD.
"listen to muh... muh Soundcloud..."
"Nobody even uses Soundcloud anymore," Frank says. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"S-Soundcloud..."
「Please make me a vtuber...」
"You wanna become a vtuber? Why?" Frank asked. "I'm not even angry. That's just... sad, really. I don't know what else to tell you."
"b-bruh, bruh... mixtape..."
「Please... I need to feed my kids」
Seeing he has no choice, Frank turns behind himself and sees A-chan. "What's your name again?"
"Yagoo-san, it's As-"
"Alexa," Frank says, before pointing at PolitikZ. "Turn him into... whatever the fuck; I don't care, really. Just do it."
A-chan takes PolitikZ away, and Frank finds himself alone, helpless, in the biggest struggle of his chromosome-filled life so far...
Out of the pocket of the jacket of the man he killed, Frank pulls out a stalk of brocolli, which he lights up and smokes with relish.
In times like this, a man's only refuge is the devil's cabbage...
He throws the brocolli to the ground. "Well that did nothing."
"Yagoo-san!" A-chan yells in a panic as he runs to her. "Help!"
"Huh Alexa what the fuck"
At his office, A-chan opens the door to reveal Politikz (with a Z) standing with two women who are also wearing hip-hop outfits. It's Mori and Suisei
"Oh shit he's infected them!" Frank shouts, shocked.
"サ-サ-サウンドクラウド..." Suisei mutters, trembling. "りんご... りんご..."
「Sui-chan kawaii desu」
"Oh hey, what's up Yagoo-san," Mori says, waving her hands. "Big ups on the new talent; he's got bars!"
"Hey bruh check out my mixtape, mang!" PolitikZ shouts, before showing a bevy of CDs in both hands. "Check out muh mixtape!"
"REAL VTUBER HIP-HOP (PolitikZ ft. Calliope Mori & Hoshimachi Suisei / INoNaKa Music)" is about to play
A-chan asks, panicked, "Yagoo-san, what do we-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKWEyIiBGc
deadMori.jpg
https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=wcmKYgcQ6Q_xbzuB&t=12
DeadSuichan.png
https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=jeQdZGmhrGaMuXhp&t=19
DeadPolitikZ.psd
https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=0keuY9wWytt-B9XD&t=30
"Yagoo-san!" A-chan shouts. "You killed them!"
In the middle of the chaos, Pink Guy crawls out behind a desk with the Tokino Sora cutout. He zips his pants then looks at Frank and A-chan.
"b0ss."
「what」

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Pub: 04 Oct 2023 03:57 UTC
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