Reijo bond story episode 3
Momotalk
R: I think I've told you already...
R: But there will be an inspection by Genryumon today.
S: Let's hope for the best.
R: Indeed.
R: I had something to ask of you...
R: But there's no need for your involvement.
S: I can just come as an advisor.
R: True, but...
R: Sigh.
R: In the previous inspection, the auditor ended up being hospitalised by one of ours.
S: Hospitalized?!
R: Oh no,
R: It was just an accident...
R: But it sounds empty if I try to spin it like that.
R: It is merely an empty excuse.
R: My apologies, but please don't come today.
S: Um, sure.
Genryumon Member A: Seriously, not even some tea!?
Genryumon Member A: Are you trying to cause trouble again?
Genryumon Member A: If you get up to anything funny, you know exactly what'll happen!
R: The previous incident was entirely our fault.
R: And we have nothing against offering tea... but are you really sure?
Genryumon Member A: What are you saying?
R: You have to inspect the equipment used for tea-making, do you not?
R: Should we do so, will you have to redo the audit from scratch?
Genryumon Member A: ...!
Genryumon Member A: Well... it's certainly not THAT big of a deal.
Genryumon Member A: In any case, prepare yourselves. We shall definitely expose the true nature of the Black Tortoise Company!
S: I-is everything alright?
R: This is the norm.
R: Nothing I say sounds convincing enough.
Genryumon Member A: First, the hygiene of the employees. Hands up!
R: Everyone, follow my example.
Black Tortoise Company members: Yes ma'am.
Genryumon Member A: Hmm, even your nails are all properly cut.
Genryumon Member A: There's even disposable cooking gloves. Tsk.
Genryumon Member A: ...Ah, but was the back door left open?
Genryumon Member A: Should insects invade and outside odor pollute the kitchen, that counts as a health problem.
R: Of course, we have accounted for that. The backdoor is shut and we have ventilation systems in all of our kitchens.
R: I'll show you myself.
Turns on the ventilation
Genryumon Member A: Wha- who told you to turn it on!? My hair's messed up!
R: This is an inspection is it not?
Genryumon Member A: Tch. Next, the cooking equipment!
Genryumon Member A: The expiration date of the ingredients...!
Genryumon Member A: The countermeasures against cross contamination...!
Genryumon Member A: T-the tobacco and the alchohol...!
S: Isn't that just a litlle...
Genryumon Member A: (Why aren't there any problems!?)
R: Is that satisfactory?
R: I did not see any worth adressing myself.
Genryumon Member A: No, not yet!
Genryumon Member A: Alright, guess what food I wish to order!
R: ...Excuse me?
S: Aren't you just being pedantic!?
Genryumon Member A: If you can't even do this much, how can your customer service be competent!?
Genryumon Member A: Only by properly anticipating customer needs can you deliver the proper dishes!
R: (angry)
Genryumon Member A: Also, why is Genryumon's symbol nonexistent within the dining hall?
Genryumon Member A: May this be considered an act of rebellion?
Genryumon Member A: I'll report it to my superiors when I get back!
R: Is that legal? This is strictly the Black Tortoise Company's
Genryumon Member A: No excuses! What you are lacking in is the mindset!
Genryumon Member A: There is a dire lack of dedication to Shanhaijing's traditions!
R: ...I thought this was an inspection in regards to health and safety?
Genryumon Member A: Are you talking back to your inspector!?
R: Sensei... what should we do.
S: Use Kung Fu, Reijo!
R: K-Kung Fu, you say?
S: Remember your training!
R: (My training...)
R: (Remember it... and channel it...)
R: (What I feel now is...)
R: (Rage)
R: (But it'll take more than that to solve the problem.)
R: (I have to calm myself... temper my anger...)
R: (And channel it into an even brighter fury!)
R: It is as you say, perhaps we've been lacking in dedication.
S: Reijo!?
Genryumon Member A: So, are your eyes open at last?
R: Indeed.
R: Unfortunately, it means we no longer than the legal right to export sweets to Genryumon.
Genryumon Member A: W-what!?
R: The sweets that are particularly popular at Genryumon, such as jellies, chocolates, cookies and kinako mochi are...
R: Banned for the rest of time.
Genryumon Member A: Wait, hold on a minute-!?
R: What's the problem?
R: Surely, from someone who was so harshly criticising our lack of dedication to Shanhaijing...
R: Is it not strange that your organisation has been purchasing from us?
R: Isn't it? Inspector.
Genryumon Member A: This and that are different things entirely!
(In the end, the inspector apologised profusely to Reijo.)
R: It was a lot of work, but the audit was completed safely.
R: As expected, the teachings of Kung Fu are truly versatile!
(Reijo seemed innocent and energetic.)
(I could only nod in agreement.)