- me and osamu have been happily married since 3/2/25 >ᴗ< ❤︎
- ik its not long. i hadn't discovered yumes till early 2025, i've been in love with him for about 3 years now.
- im not really into sharing him. i wont be friends w/ any doubles nor most dazai fans or soukoku shippers. if u make me jealous- i will block u. it's not personal.
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yumeship info dump ( ≧ᗜ≦) osamu x lily .ᐟ emoji combo - 🎀🩹.
- tropes: girl fail x boy fail / friends to lovers / rage baiter x easily rage baited
- on live doing her makeup "who's that with me? that's my pretty princess wife." "what." "i mean my boyfriend." / "why do you like that stupid adopt me game" "it's super fun stfu" "you're weird" and then he proceeds to get lily her dps / she has a mega cockroach named after him / "my girlfriend hates me!! they want me dead!!" "osamu i just said i didn't want to unmute while i peed on call." / he lies on her lap and cries / "you should wear your glasses more often they're cute" and then dazai turns bright red / jirai joshi x whatever the heck dazai is / "would you love me if i was a worm" "no" / "would you love me if i was a worm" "of course i would i'd put u in a little jar and take care of uu" / he grew out his hair bc he knew lily liked like long and then couldnt take care of it so lily cut it for him / he moved into her apartment and watches her get ready every day / "5 more minutes" "baby you said that 2 hours ago we need to get up" "nooooooo" / "i got a more liz lisa dresses" "put on a fashion show for me"