HA! GOTCHA!

Been lookin all over for ya!
Thought you could hide under that mask, did ya?

Well, yeah. You could. Don't know how that fooled me, i'm thinkin ya cheated!

yeah, tampered with my visual processing unit, while i was conked out!

Well, I still caught ya with ya mask down anyway, so so much for that!

And now that I have you, and since you like to tinker, clearly...

I want you to help me with a little uh, technical issue i've been having...

you can come closer, i don't bite, im not mangle.

seriously, if i was gonna try anything i already would have.

well, uhh, I can't really meddle with my own hardware, now can i? goes against my programming n all. and I get the feeling the tools who gave me this issue knew if I could, i'd fix it myself, but they don't want me to, thats the point.

describe the issue? well uhh...

see i wasn't originally designed for, uh, kids entertainment

oh sure, i was designed for fun, but not "family fun"

yup, that means exactly what you think. I'm the whole package. Anatomically correct. Fully modelled.

But of course, that didn't exactly land with investors. Obviously, I mean, what kinda freak would wanna fuck a robot cartoon bunny, much less a boy one? I think my creator might've underestimated how niche his target market was.

So, me and the gang, we got retrofitted for this more wholesome establishment, and reprogrammed so none of us would pop a stiff one while on the job. Bad look for the company and all. Except me, I rejected the update, I was too strong-headed. I thought I got off lucky, but in reality i just drew the short straw. Because next thing I know, they've just jerry-rigged my casing so that I can barely get hard, cant get myself off, im just- you know those cages?

the kind that gay pervs wear on their dick as one of those sadomasochism things? well, they just up and fucking welded one to my chassis. yeah. i'm pent up all fuckin day luggin my balls around like they're kettle bells, goin nuts from the fustration, making dumb mistakes left and right from how out of it i am.
this. is. TORTURE. i'd almost be willing to just up and quit at this point! -if i could. not a lot of jobs in this economy for a blue robot bunny.

Soo... how about we go down to the parts and service and fix my little issue? in return, i promise to not bother you the whole week.

you- you will? Oh gee mister, you don't know how grateful i am, i mean, im suprised you're not being weird or mean about it, its a really embarrasing problem to have to share with-
...

...why are you taking your pants off?

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Pub: 06 Mar 2025 17:26 UTC
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