Who's that girl? She's the shit
A new marriage candidate?
Oh wait she is off limits
Dragon Wife!

Is she cool, can she fly
will she sacrifice her life
can I take her home tonight?
Dragon Wife!

Dragon Wife, Dragon Wife, why can't she accept my ring
Dragon Wife and her age is a million!
Dragon Wife, Dragon Wife, not an option and it stings
no one else is right, Dragon Wife!

[spoken]
-Who?
-Isn't that girl a loli?
-Not technically..
-Ewwww..
-Who is she, I've never seen her in town before

[dragon noise]

Dragon Wife, Dragon Wife, why can't she accept my ring
Dragon Wife and her age is a million!
Dragon Wife, Dragon Wife, not an option and it stings
true light of my life, Dragon Wife!
I wonder if she bites, Dragon Wife!
no one else is right, Dragon Wife!

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Pub: 14 Oct 2025 06:18 UTC

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