Kronii takes you along to a council meeting
It’s pretty boring and you have no idea what they’re talking about 90% of the time
You step out of the meeting room, waiting for it to be over
You can kinda understand why Kronii hates them
You’re lost in thought when the door comes flying open
Out comes bae, her cheeks slightly puffed from her pouting face
She stomps her way over to the wall you’re leaning on, joining you
”Oh, hey bae.” You say, trying to break the ice
You’d been avoiding her for a bit, ever since she started acting kinda funny
Teasing you, almost making you think she was hitting on you
”So...how are things with Kronii?” She says bluntly looking up at you with a friendly smile
You really don’t want to entertain her, “Good.”
”Oh really?” She questions, her smile turning to a smug grin
You’re confused, “Did something come up? Did I do something wrong?”
Your mind races, recounting your life for the past couple of days
She giggles, “That's not what I mean, if you catch my drift.”
She nudges you in the elbow
”Then what do y--oh.” You realize what she means
”We’re...fine.”
”Sure you are.” You can feel the smugness radiating from her being
”Why do you care?” You ask
Puts a finger on her chin, staring at the ceiling, “Well for one I can tell you’re a little, how do I put this, ‘frustrated.’”
As much as she bugged you she was right
”And to answer your question, Kronii gets a little more uppity when she hasn’t been--erm--satisfied?”
That doesn’t add up
”Bae we did it literally just last night.”
”Ah, but did you do it right?”
How the fuck could you do it wrong?
”Bae what are you getting at?”
she sighs, “Look, Anon. I’ve been around her for as long as the universe has existed. You’re the first person she’s been with in all that time. It doesn’t take a genius to realize she’s a little naive and inexperienced.”
You want to retort but she’s right a second time
The look on your face betrays your inner thoughts
”Hah! I knew it!” She says victoriously
”So, come on Anon, what’s the kinkiest thing you've done with her?”
You try and avoid her smug gaze, electing to stare at your shoes as you mumble out your answer
”She...gave me a blowjob last week.”
She gives a bemused look
”I would laugh if that wasn’t the most pitiful thing I’d ever heard.”
She continues to joke, “I mean, I knew she was vanilla but not THAT vanilla.”
You just want to go home before you’re embarrassed even more
Her ears perk up
”Well, chin up Anon. I’ve got just the thing for that.”
With a snap of her fingers an ornate red book pops in existence, falling into your hands
As it lands, it deposits a thick cloud of dust in your face
You cough and wave your arm, clearing the dust away
Baelz lightly fans her hand, “Haven’t had to bring this baby out for a long time.”
You turn in over in your hands
”Bae what is this?”
”A magic book” She states flatly
”I guessed as much”
”It's not just any book,” Baelz replies, “That right there is a catalogue of every single thing you could ever want to know about sexual intercourse.”
It still doesn’t make sense to you
”I can’t imagine she’d learn how to do all that stuff.”
Bae flashes a cheeky grin, “Oh, you’ll be surprised how fast she catches on.”
”So what do I do with it?” you ask
Bae shrugs her shoulders slightly, “Just get her to read it.”
Before you can question her further, the door to the council chamber opens and the remaining council members walk through
Bae takes this as her cue to leave
Kronii walks over to you
Kronii asks what you were talking about
You hide the book around your back as you lie about asking why Bae had a rat trap on her ear
You leave, book in hand as you’re transported home

Later that night you decide to try it
You knock on Kronii’s door, she groggily opens it, bags visible under her eyes
Probably playing minecraft again
”Hey, uh, bae told me to give this to you.”
You hand her the ornate book
”Anon what is this?” she asks
“I dunno. She just told me to give it to you.”
She reluctantly accepts
An hour later and you’re curious
You’ve heard no sounds out of her room
No keyboard clicks or the incessant noise of her mouse as she reorganizes chests
You’re about to knock when her door flies open
Kronii’s eyes are dripping with lust
You can barely react as she grabs you before practically throwing you onto the bed
She strips her clothes before crawling in after you, like a lioness finally catching its prey

FFW a week
Kronii has brought you along to another council meeting
You’re waiting outside when the door opens
Its Bae again, although she looks in much better spirits
She leans next to you before asking, “So, how was it?”
Your hair is disheveled, a couple buttons on your shirt arranged in the wrong order
”Amazing,” You rub your eyes, “but we’ve been going at it all week.”
”Ohh, and?”
”Every day she drains me until I pass out. I don’t know if I can take it.”
”Told you she’d catch on pretty quick.”
You’re about to ask her if there's some way to tone it down when the council room door opens
Out walks Kronii
She’s immediately by your side, holding arm your arm
She leans and whispers into your arm
”Council meetings are always so boring. Let's go home and have some fun.”
Your tie turns into a leash as she leads you away
You look back to bae’s face, her mouth stretched into a smug grin as she waves goodbye
One less bitchy time warden for her to deal with
And she managed to help a friend in the process

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Pub: 06 Oct 2021 06:05 UTC
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