@ : CRAWWWWWWWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
@ : I'm not interested in whatever the hell "Yaois" are, I just wanna eat!
@ : does McDonalds sell human flesh
@ : I need someone to draw my fursona it's very important no pay you just get exposure, I'll show it to all 2 of my friends
@ : trips and falls, dozens of slim jims spilling out of my clothes
@ : [sees heat o'brien at the grocery store] [screams NO!!!! YOU'RE NOT ME!!!!!!! in the produce aisle]
@ : sera scolded me for eating her pet cat's food but can you really blame a guy for not being able to resist fancy feast???
@ : u kno tfw ur hungry and u dont know what to eat? eat your neighbor, do it you piece of shit
@ : gale tried to teach me math but I told him I don't need to know that shit to eat people and be a bad bitch
@ : I just ate some candy wrappers out of a dumpster and argilla called me gross. fuck off you're gross
@ : I arrive at the Karma Temple. Attitude: shitty. Stomach: empty. Temple cock: out. I am forcibly removed from the karma temple.