
LIFE CHANGIJG NEWS
My girlfriend is Sweet and she willingly listens to my long rants about J everyone say thank you Kszy. Me talking about J 


I LOVE SERIAL DESIGNATION J
JAM WORLD DOMINATION!!

YAP SESSION
Heads Up: I exaggerated some of this for the sake of jokes okay? Don't call me crazy for this.. Okay? I love other J fans! I honestly hold NO GRUDGES (so serious I promise you) its mainly for the humorous aspect and also I get cray cray sometimes BUT GENUINELY IF YOU LIKE J TALK TO ME.. I am not a special #1 fan or anything and there are very good J fans out there who understand her so well IT WARMS MY HEART. I love and appreciate everyone who likes J! I'm not THIS WEIRD!!! I consider myself sharing MOSTLY IM NOT 100000% SURE,, sometimes it bothers me and most times I have shame so idgaf it's a fictional character. I wouldn't say I'm competitive I just really like going insane about my love for her so if you have a problem it's okay you can tell me!! Basically if you're more casual then sure yes love it tall to me NOW!! but if you're actively calling yourself a #1 fan you probably wouldn't Like Me...
I love J, did you know that? I adore J, J is my wife, I love J so much she is the best murder drones character liam didnt give her screentime because she'd just eat every scene and turn the spotlight away from the main cast. Girlboss, definitely, 100% π― canon. I love you J
"J WOULD HATE YOU" okay? Thats fine. She's still perfect, regardless of all her flaws and whatnot she's still amazing, worthy of praise and love. It doesn't matter if she likes me because it's her
I'd do anything for you J and I'd let you do anything to me YOU HEAR ME I WILL TALK ABOUT J AND YOU WILL LISTEN.
It drives me insane that you arent real, That i cannot provide you with all of the love and praise and recognition you deserve. That i cannot cherish your whole being, I wish you existed, J. But it's okay, nonetheless I'll always love you. I may have been shamed, called INSANE, but nothing will separate me from you J NOTHING who cares what they think?! They just dont understand, they see you and they dont see you for the wonder you are. J, I was NOTHING before I became aware of your existence, my life was without purpose but now, NOW YOU BROUGHT me purpose. And that purpose is to devote my life, my whole being to you down from my soul to my molecular structure, and cuddle with my plush of you, and bow down to the shrine I have of you. You mean everything to me J. I owe my existence and happiness to you, I hope you can be happy too. I pray for you to acknowledged and recognized in the show and that you get the justice you deserve. You are a genuinely funny, entertaining character, and even if it isnt obvious I can tell you have some good in your soul that can be brought out.
Serial Designation J-10X111001, you are unmatched. You have potential greater than any character in the series that I hope is utilized. I love you Serial Designation J-10X111001.
so the new episode.. heh .. i think im going to cry and throw up nobody but my close friends talk to me about J or else I will sob I feel so sick nobody gets it lowkey J you didn't deserve any of this nobody deserves you JUSTICE FOR J PLEASE its okay Redeemed (i still hoped you were) or Not you're still amazing LIAM WHYY WHERE'S HER HAPPY ENDING ots dmso Jover for J fans what the HELL J and V fight scene went so hard though actually STOP IM STILL i wont ever be over this actually. She's so?? Tragic in this . episode. Its breaking my heart my heart was torn apart and ripped to shreds god she Deserves So So So. Much . More i feel So bad for her please I hate it here J appreciation is Needed im whipping up my final J analysis essay once Im done Being So Sad (which will be never) STOP LIAM WHY
been working on my J shrine heh. best character of all time frfr her haters can lowkey FUCK OFFF chat how cooked am I I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THE TAIL OFF MY J KEYCHAIN AND LOST IT IN SCHOOL !???! I FEEL SO GUILTY WHAT'S WRONG QITH ME im so sorry J βΉοΈ I'm reconstructing a new one out of clay I am not letting her go tailless. GOODBYE I AM SO BAD WITH HANDLING MY STUFF J plush and Doll figure are intact though...sorta ANYWAYS oh mygod I love J so much im actually gonna cry I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS J EDIT ON REPEAT i think my heart is like shredded torn broken beyondrepair this edit keeps making me sob like a baby SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER IN GONNA KEEP ON SAYING IT LIKE ITS LOWKEY CRAZY THE INJUSTICE SHE GOT and then people are all like "I hate J she's working with the solver she betrayed them!!" IDIOTS STOP TALKING she's just as much of a victim of the solver as everyone else STOP "she'd never do that!!" YOU DON'T GET HER IT TRICKED HER TOP AND SHE WAS ALREADY HOPELESS ENOUGH THAT SHE WORKED WITH CYN stop okay i would go into more detail but im tired rn and that's gonna be saved for later




oh grow up V! it tricked you! if i promised you anything... it tricked me too. you know theres no escape, even in death. i promise its better on the winning team, as a team. offer rescinded! and here i thought you stepped it up after earth... i never needed either of you.
YOU KNOW THERE'S NO ESCAPE EVEN IN DEATH?? ohhh that line ATE oh my god J i actually like loved her in episode okay well that doesn't mean much i love her in every episode but i mean it I LOVE HERRRR i was on a call with my friend and I was SQUEALING and CRYING IN JOY when she came on screen AND I WAS ALL LIKE "OHOHDDOHPHSPHSPHS OHMJGHOD ITS J" and my friend was like "Okay sam CALM DOWN"
Ohhh i love my wife im thr #1 J fan actually THE REST OF YOU ARE FAKES delusional crazy insane cant accept the facts abd reality but hey it's oksy I love other J fans i think J deserves love FROM EVERYONE! even if some of us actually like her more than others cough coigh cough OH J MY SWEETHEART MY GRUMPY CUPCAKE SUNSHINE NUGGET PERFECTLY AMAZING ohhh hohohoho J X SAM FOR LIFE! or, heh, Jam. OUR NANES TOGETHER MAKES JAM isnt thst sweet jam - sweet like her! Okay that's a lie maybe sweet isnt the right adjective for her but it's okay i like assholes she's a JUSTIFIED asshole okay OMFGOMFGGG i actually realized how much I HATE YOU FAKERS always gooning to her or acting like she's perfect and has no flaws ONLY I CAN DO THAT guys you don't get her like i do bitches either love her and ignore all her negative traits or hate her like she's the devil and im the only sane one low-key like i love her flaws abd everything she's not perfect a saint or whatever AND SO WHAT?!? I STILL LOVE HER!! If you get what im saying. Friends judge me and say "she's just a robot" okay and so what are you trynna tell me she cant be hot okay that's how i know you're nust lying BECAUSE SHE'S SOOOO FUCKINGGG GORGEOUS ACTUALLY WAIT WAUT NO ACTUALLY LIKE from the bottom of my head full sincerity and i mean it a She's Fucking MAJESTIC oh her outfit so composed so professional really is just herself her hair so cute STYLISH nestmmmmm YEAHHHH JJJJ OHHH J HOW I LOVE YOU IM ACTUALLY HER #1 FAN PEOPLE TRIED COMPETING WITH ME I WAS TWEAKING NOOO YOU DON'T LIKE HER AS MUCH AS I DO SROPPPPPPPPPP "I like J more than you!" And you are also more delusional akd crazy than I am! LOSER J IS MINEEEEE AGLGFPJJPDPHDPHD AGHHHHHHHHHHH everyone should like J but at the same time you cant love her as much as me but you also can't dislike her or not acknowledge how amazing she is properly and should give her the love she deserves but you ALSO cant try to STEALL HER FROM MEE. I breathe J i Eat J i Dream of J I see J I Hear J I Feel J I love J i wake up brush my teeth and J is there wake up shower J is with me go to school J is with me Suffer in Math J is With Me I go to sleep J US WITH ME J is always with me in my heart and mind all times of the day she is part of me WE'RE SO INTERTWINED OUR SOULS CONNECTED TOGETHER that's how special j and i's relationship is AND NONE OF YOU WILL GET IT! Only like her for her looks smh buncha weirdos buncha IGNORANT PEOPLE cant recognize the beauty in her personality as well IM HER NUMBER 1 FAN NOBODY CAN COMPETE AJD THAT'S NOT A JOKE NO EXAGGERATION I BELIEVE IT!!! I love my J plush she's so cute love hugging her to bed hehehe she lovess meeee and i love herr..mmmmm jjjjj jaybird hehe she's so cute oawwwohhh
she's so cute i wanna kiss her err well yeah forehead stroke her hair kiss her on the lips pamper her ohh i love her my LOVELY WIFE give her all the love she deserves!!
guys look at her...oh my god... SHE'S SOOOOO MAGSADJAGSGFAHHAHGAHAGURGSDH
she might be a little slow kinda bad at fighting too egotistical for her own good an asshole but i still love her for it she still rocks it still amazing guysddezAAAAAAAA
J means everything to me (almost heh I SWEAR I WOULDN'T CHOOSE J OVER NY FRIEND GROUP! [maybe..]) anyways she's so important to me and i low-key makes me feel happier everyday knowing she exists ..even if she's only on the screen... Gosh she just EATS!!
please please pleaseee send me stuff about J tag me in stuff about J ask ne anything about J
π₯Ή honestly I'm actually so friggin honored. My friends literally know me as the J freak and bring up my love for J a lot and it's like oooohhh you guys know me so well did I really make it that obvious. I've been doing Daily J posts on my Status hehe!! Honestly J is just the cutest, I really think she could've been one of the greatest Murder Drones characters if she was full utilized π©· she truly has everything going... incredibly comedic and likeable, great character design, and insane potential for development and lore. Maybe that'd make for a V 2.0 ahaha but honestly I would have loved to see that path with J as well. I think it's very interesting how before Uzi railgunned her J said 'equity partnership' as though she was making a truce offer, I wonder how it would've gone if J spoke NORMALLY FOR ONCE instead of her buzzwords,, which I love don't get me wrong guys. C'mon Uzi give her a chance.. okay I doubt that ever happening they're so far apart. Actually speaking of that I think it's funny how much I like J considering how different our beliefs would be. If I'm going to be honest I'd probably hate J if she was like an actual person without all the extra murder drones lore crap ππ she'd hate me too... NO NO SHE LOVES ME!! Anyhow. I really want more manor J like so friggin bad bro, have i told you guys how much I love Murder Drones Episode 5 and the Elliot(t?) Manor Era as a whole? I have so much to say about that time but i feel a little shy and worry if somebody will judge me but basically It's heartbreaking for me and it's just.. augh.. J.. Liam Vickers did so much justice for J when he did that Q&A because I saw such a spike of J fans and appreciation after that. I love Older Sister J that stepped up I WILL TALK ABOUT IT. Actually I also want more of the Alphabet Gang DD Trio before meeting Uzi i mean i know it's pretty self explantory what goes down but I wanna see more about J and V interactions abd conflicts and how J operates as pushing herself into that leader position... guys was N really meant to be the leader of the squad.. its funny thinking that the solver had a specific plan but J went up and took his spot. Also J competitiveness is awesome I wanna know more about those other DD squads she brought up (top team this quarter) and her competitive nature. My favorite line in the series ever is "I Never Needed Either Of You" it's actually so special to me i hold a deep place in my heart for it. Like J we know you're lying... I wholeheartedly always consider the fact that J was trying to work things in not only her favor but N AND V TOO by following the Solver's orders. N. GUYS. She cares for them in her own way... but fuck she's an actual asshole. I guess she figured that N was going to be cloned anyways, and it was more just an extra precaution to avoid him from remembering, kinda how V does it except it wasn't necessarily to protect him it was to protect the squad and ensure everything could go according to the Solver's plan. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET AWAY thats what J BELIEVED TOO. BUTVSHE WAS TRICKED.VGUYSSSSS I'm sorry I'm rambling about nothing and going nowhere I'm tired and I WANNA TALK ABOUT J! What a nothingburgerm bahaha
INFORMATION & TRIVIA
Cool fun facts:
- J actually has two different designs of her bows, one for when she is a disassembly drone and another for when she was in the manor. As shown in the image!

- She has died twelve times.. majority off camera

Poor girl :( - This is already well known, but J had 3 different beta designs.

J with her hair down was scrapped because she looked similar to another Glitch Productions character. Male J and Ponytail J were scrapped for.. reasons unknown to me. - J's special fella is corporate!!
This is her reference sheet!
Gosh she is so Goofy Typical J ππ uhmmm goes to show how dedicated she is... to a fault!!
ALL OF MY FAVORITE IMAGES OF HER!!
photo gallery of iconic moments considerably should be every second she appears as a pixel onscreen but here are particular chosen ones. Fan art is included!





β Fan Art β


Art by @pump_upthejam_ from Twitter! This human design is so utterly..gorgeous almost exactly like how I imagined her. its SO PRETTY GOSH like THATS MY GORGEOUS WIFE look at her!! It really captures her personality I feel with her features there is a sharpness to her eyes that gives the vibes of a no tomfoolery all work businesswoman that'll be brutal in her critiques of you and point all all flaws yknow yknow I WOULD GO INTO MORE DETAIL later but essentially this is just REALLY IN HER VIBES. Also I totally believe in Jaybird nickname






OF COURSE Recognition for this AMAZING MODEL by @LukaszBorges (Design by @Ashyrou) EVERYTHING IS SO PERFECT ABOUT IT AND VERY J-CORE i love it so much so FABULOUS! the details of the extra limbs ARE SO SO'S SO GOOD YWS! That is Her J IH IT'S PERFECT EVERYTHING ABOUT J IS PERFECT this model does her a lotta justice


Art by @nitrofizzyfaz on twitter!! Totally check her out, they make awesome stuff π First off... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is SO GORGEOUS!? The eye highlights.. the expression with her little fang showing.. it is so beautiful makes me gush over her more!! the HAND THE LITTLE SMILE AGHHHHH I NEED!!! π₯Ή the shading and atmosphere gives off such a lovely private mood hehehe I love it so much the design is truly lovely
GREAT J FANFICTIONS LIST
Hello i am compiling all of my recommended fanfictions that J plays a major role in BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THEM AND HAVE THEIR LIFE CHANGED thank you. Please if you have any recommendations tell me them on any of my socials I'll read whatever J fic is out there π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ«Ά
Expect lots of Jessa fanfics they all seem to write J VERY well
- Servile by Skak!
- Degree of Safety also by Skak.
- I have to go on a little side tangent but these two Skak fics lowkey mean a lot to me and they honestly are what made J so appealing to me in the first place and honestly put into perspective some things in the Murder Drones universe to meβ Till this day I still love talking about Drones in the context of.. society and power dynamics!! I was already growing more fond of J and had these ideas that these fics really affirms and made me appreciate her more. Yes.. surprise surprise, I wasn't super into J when I first got into Murder Drones but that was 2021, I've changed! Okay anyways truly great work Servile is a little outdated but still worth it. This author has one of my favorite characterization and fics of J. They have plenty other great works that aren't just J if you liked Servile/Degree of Safety, I love the Lizzy centric one too! Totally suggest reading their fics, they do a great service for the underepresented characters.
- Ozymandias by pocketknife!
- The Call of the Void by Lunaville!
- You Only Live Twice by Interstyx!
- Requiem by pocketknife! CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T ADD IT BUT IT'S ACTUALLY SO PEAK please if you like Jessa or J at all read this it's so worth it.
- Bits and Pieces by panickedpumpkin!
- Crossed Wires, Cut Cables by bigqueenlimousine! Everyone knows I love Jangst and this is definitely going up there in the ones I adore, finally I updated this list hehe! I particularly enjoy this one because of the different POVs it features and how well it develops J's relations with the rest of the Trio, N and V, and that's something the show I feel didn't get to super develop :( And J being in this sort of position definitely opens up a wholeee worlddd of insecurity and angst like dayumn. I love how the writer depicts each POV as well, it's very personalized and accurate to the character!! The only thing I'd want is more J and Uzi scenes, but I'm sure we'll get that soon, it just all feels so tense like I can feel it in my bones the emotion!
US!!
selfship / Jam stuff will go here !!
MISC
WIP Serial Designation J character analysis this is really old I have a lot of changing J thoughts these days

beautiful~
More to be added mmm J shrine updates

Obligatory Jessa mention J IS SO CUTE HERE!! Helloo i love jessa my gf and i frfr
:HII /ooc
not to start anything but as a person who's been the #1 Serial Designation J fan for a while can you maybe change your bio pls πππ its upsets me a LOT cuz she means a lot to me ππ -Tessa /owner /ooc
ππ or change it to #1.5 fan that works too idrc /ooc COPYPASTA



Mini showcase i made these for fun. Free to use BEETEEW



J IN REAL LIFE!!
Can we get more Older Sister J dynamic please??? Ever since I saw Liam say it I was like oh my body had a reaction something awoke and I realized how badly I need it. Fanfic recs needed I'll eat up anything, I promise π
I have an idea for a oneshot but I can't write im so sad I need someone to talk to about it