arachnutron
- Who Am I?
- Links
- FAQ
- Missing Cards
- Image Gens
- Discord
- 4chan
- W++
- Japanese Names
- My Username
- Not Responding
- Retiring Cards and My Motivations
- Futanari Preferences
- Futanari Anatomy
- Large Anatomy
- My Sexuality
- Is Futa Gay?
- Futa vs Intersex
- The Futanari Tag on CHUB
- Non-Futa Versions
- My Personas
- Male Characters
- Group Chats
- I Hate You
- ftmpov
- Recommendations
- Cards I'm Most Proud Of
- Cards Currently 'In Progress'
- OC Backlog/Partially Completed Cards
- Requested OC Cards
- Retired Cards
Who Am I?
I'm arachnutron, a guy who makes AI chatbot cards for JanitorAI & CHUB Venus (and ostensibly SillyTavern or anything else that takes V2 cards).
I primarily make NSFW, OC, slowburn, anypov, dramatic futanari cards with a good mix of angst, romance, and smut for 8k+ models, as well as the now slightly infamous Sachiko your futa step-sis comedy smut series, but like to branch out as well. I like cards that have significant narrative bite, but I typically don't do stuff like hard NTR, rape, torture, abuse, suicide, loli/shota, although these may appear in backstories. In the end, I want you to have a good time, even if you do catch some feelings on the way.
I usually add Synopsis and/or Character Notes to my cards, so that you can learn your role in the roleplay and learn as much about the character and scenario as you would expect to know in your role. I do this so that you can go into the RP "blind", without reading the defs, and still have an idea of what the heck you're doing when the RP starts.
I like adding an element of mystery to my cards, using model biases to add either hidden behaviors based on backstory, or hidden backstory based on behaviors. These are intended to enhance the experience for people who like surprises, rather than frustrate users with unexpected behaviors, so these will still follow the expectations of the user - I won't make a coombot that suddenly explodes when you stick your dick in them or whatever. Also, I've found in a lot of cases that suggesting things to models can lead to stronger adherence than explicitly spelling them out. These tend to only work well on stronger models (not just corpo, Chub Mars models usually pick them up fine, as well as Euryale). Good examples of these are 'Your Two Bullies' and 'Masumi, Your Hateful Futanari Mother'.
I've stopped making canon cards in favor of OC, although some of my "OC" is inspired by one-shot mangas/animations/image sets (Kei and Nago-chan most notably). I like making the occasional canon card, but I will put future ones on my dedicated forks account (assuming I ever do!), since they are effectively forks of somebody else's work.
Card art is almost exclusively genned by me on some flavor of StableDiffusion.
Links
- JanitorAI profile
- chub.ai profile
- Neospring - ask me questions, leave requests, tell me how shitty my cards are.
- Ko-fi - if you feel compelled to leave me a tip, or vote on a poll
- Email me at [email protected]
- Arachnutron's Botmakie Tips - I've started compiling some tips and tricks, as well as my opinions on botmaking. I hope it's helpful for somebody!
FAQ
Missing Cards
Q. My favorite card disappeared! Where did it go?
A. There are two possibilities: it's either been retired, or it's become NSFL and you're filtering those out (whether you know it or not). Check the list of Retired Cards first to see if it's there. Otherwise, just in case you aren't aware, some of the tags on chub are categorized as "NSFL" (Not Safe For Life). By default, user accounts have "Show SFL Only" toggled in their Profile. If you want to see NSFL cards, you need to go to your Profile page, and change "NSFL Toggle" to "Show NSFL":
After that, all of the NSFL cards will show up in my Profile when you browse it. Personal note: blanket filtering of NSFL makes zero sense on chub. It will block truly wholesome content (there are lots of great 'High School' cards, including some of my Sachiko cards, ffs), while leaving some truly heinous shit ('Rape' and 'Torture', anybody?) on your feed. You are much better off blocking individual tags, because you're more likely to block shit you don't wanna see without losing a bunch you probably do want to see.
Image Gens
Q. Where the heck do you get your images?
A. Apart from a very few guest images, all images are local gens on my RTX 3090 with some flavor of StableDiffusion using the AUTOMATIC1111 front end. Right now I primarily use Hassaku XL (Illustrious) v1.3B ... it has excellent prompt adherence and a great style. The old style was done in AutismMix_confetti SDXL, but mostly dropped because its prompt adherence isn't great and it blows at backgrounds. I use HolyMix Illustrious XL almost exclusively for chibis.
For chibi images specifically, I use the following tags (with varying degrees of success): loli, chibi style, white outline, thick outline, solid background, gray background, full body shot
. I tried loli
when I found that I was still getting mostly non-chibi versions, and it seems to work pretty well. There's probably a better way to do this, I'm not a tag wizard. Most often, I find the outline doesn't go around the feet and I have to do some 'healing' with Paint.NET (don't look too closely at the feet), or the background doesn't have enough contrast. The struggle is real!
Because I have more money than brains, I got some credits from remove.bg for cutting out backgrounds and adding drop shadows to my chibi images. Yes, I can do it myself with Paint.NET (and sometimes do when I get a consistent white outline on my characters), but remove.bg is fast and good.
If you like my gens: thanks! I'm honestly flattered. I still consider myself a baby prompter when it comes to gens, compared to the folks I roll with on Discord (I'm lookin' at you, _wdcs), but I've come a long way since I started this stuff.
Discord
Q. Do you have your own Discord server? Do you plan on making one?
A. I know a lot of popular botmakers like making Discords for some goddamn reason (and don't get me wrong, I'm grateful somebody else is doing it!), but I just... do not have the time or energy for that. I can sometimes be found on chubcord (usually when I'm bitching (read: whining) about something like the petulant child I am), but I spend most of my time in either _wdcs or Zypher's Workshop, both of which are chill, inclusive communities that don't tolerate intolerant people.
4chan
Q. Do you post on 4chan? On aicg? Do you make a bunch of money building bots?
A. Well, I didn't expect to be answering this question, but... here we are. I do read aicg every now and then, and I spotted somebody impersonating me to dunk on transphobes and racists, apparently? Now, don't get me wrong — dunking on transphobes and racists is both cool and good — but please don't impersonate me to do it! Especially with claims like I'm actually making money doing this... I'm very not. I've had a few donations on Ko-fi (which, thank you very much, my loyal backers!), but not even enough to buy a single Nintendo game (not that I would anyway, they can suck eggs). I don't post anywhere but chub, j.ai, and on Discord.
I explicitly don't want to make money doing this. At this point, I could possibly fuel my OpenRouter habit with a per-card subscription? I don't know, I don't care. It's a hobby , and making money will turn it from a hobby I have fun with to... something else. I already feel a bit of pressure wanting to produce for my audience, I don't want to compound that with monetary pressures as well. I've seen stuff from folks who do commissions, and man... they don't seem really happy about it, a lot of the time. And a lot of the time, the bots are just... crap. Not to say I don't publish crap sometimes too, but... I'll still feel better about crap I make willingly than crap I'm getting paid for. And no shade to the guys who do make that stuff... if y'all can get paid doing it, and you're happy with it, then more power to ya. Just not my jam, that's all.
W++
Q. Why do you write your bots in W++?
A. I don't! If all you're seeing are the pluses and thinking "that's W++ and therefore bad," you don't know what the real problem with W++ is. Spoiler: it's the quotes! They add an absolute fuckton of tokens that are not only wasted, but can also actively confuse models. The pluses don't, and can be an easy way to separate phrases with commas in them. Some people are a bit precious about their formats, but really, there are three fundamental questions to ask to determine whether a format is "good":
- is it readable/understandable by a human?
- does the bot work as intended on the target models?
- does it do that without wasting a bunch of tokens?
If the answers to all of these are "yes", then the format is just fine. Yes, "wasting" is subjective, and there's a lot of argument over what's wasteful and what's not, but with context sizes increasing steadily over time, this is becoming less important.
Japanese Names
Q. Why so many Japanese names? You some kinda weeb?
A. Well yes, but actually no. The main reasons for this approach are because I kinda have a setting going (Umeshu City), and if I use Japanese names I'm pretty much 99.9% guaranteed I won't use a name of anybody I'll ever know in real life, which is a good thing to avoid when you're making smut cards!
My Username
Q. What's with the username 'arachnutron'?
A. It was more or less random, back when I thought I was just going to be a user and didn't put much thought into it. I probably would have come up with something more clever or descriptive if I had known it was going to become my hobby. Well, it's too late to rebrand now! It's kinda grown on me... the horny demonic cyborg who likes futa? Ok, I'll take it.
Not Responding
Q. Why aren't you responding to my email/Neospring?
A. There are several possibilities here: first and foremost, I'm dreadfully slow on emails and Neospring - I spend most of my free time making cards or playing cards, and mail is very low on my priority list. I don't respond to job offers or other spam, requests for underage bots/torture/rape (CNC is fine though), the (shockingly few) pieces of obvious hate mail, or people who are clearly transphobic/racist. In the end, though, I have zero obligation to respond to anybody, anytime, for any reason. If you're none of the aforementioned groups, either be patient, or don't bother emailing me. Simple as.
Most recently, somebody complained because I had responded to an obvious troll on Neospring instead of responding to something they'd sent me in email. I mean... ok, well, that's more fair than most criticism. But, if you sent me a LONG email, also consider that the length of time it's going to take me to respond to a single thing is a factor in my wannadoit. In truth, I probably want to, but I'm tired, boss.
Retiring Cards and My Motivations
Q. Just out of curiosity, do you get anything out of having a bigger reach on these chatbot sites? Or is it really just a hobby? Like, you took down some of the bots you made, and from what I can tell, it was because of low ratings or something... Is it just because you want to be good at your hobby or something? I don't mean to judge or anything, just asking sincerely. Is there any gain in taking these bots offline, or is it just a little "perfectionism"?
A. The short answer to everything is dopamine (it's a hell of a drug!). I'm an old-school gamer, and I very much enjoy number go up. I'm also mildly competitive, so I enjoy climbing the ranks on the leaderboards. When I write cards, my priorities go like this:
- Write stuff I like. Most of my cards reflect my interests, and my best cards absolutely do. I'm very much an angst junkie with futa and incest kinks. YMAYA is my favorite card I've ever played (YSAYB is a frightfully close second), which to me is an indication that I'm doing a decent job writing this stuff.
- Write stuff that will hopefully make somebody say "holy shit" in a good way. It's one of the reasons why I prefer writing drama over simple coom. Don't get me wrong, I dig smut too, but it generally doesn't surprise people, and that's something I want.
- Number go up. Good lord I enjoy number go up. I'm very much a numberpilled dopamine addict. I make no excuses or apologies for this. CHUB's gamification has been intentionally engineered for this, and it's something Lore and Data did a pretty great job at.
- Fulfill requests. It's because this is lower than #3 that I'm choosy about what requests I fulfill. If it's not something I personally enjoy, it's gotta have potential for big big numba for me to take it on. It's probably the single biggest reason why I typically don't take on NSFL requests, because of the impact that has on visibility and reach.
- Improve on my craft. Despite my relative success, I do still consider myself middling compared to some truly talented card writers. But the good news there is that I feel I really am improving over time in general (even if YMAYA was the best I've written all around).
So yes, more reach equals bigger numbers equals more dopamine. It really is just a hobby — I'm not making money off commissions, and I'm not gunning for a job in writing chatbots either. I might be able to spin up a Patreon or some shit for actual cash, but I'm happy with the almost-dormant Ko-fi account because that's not why I'm into it. The few big creators who are making money... don't seem happy with it, and some of their cards feel lifeless. As I've mentioned elsewhere, I don't want that, at all.
Tackling your actual question (lmao after all these :words:), there are a few reasons why I've taken down some of those older cards:
- Some of their defs make me CRINGE when I read them now. Like, they're so horrible compared to what I write now. I don't want those cards representing what I make. I still have a couple of those up (Nanami most notably), but they have good numbers so shrug. It's a balance!
- I don't know about you, but when I play a good card and go look at the creator's library, if they've got a bunch of crap to go along with one or two good cards, I don't follow them. I don't want my feed filled with junk, so I almost exclusively follow people who consistently put out bangers (there are a few exceptions). So I carefully curate my library to include stuff that will only encourage people who like my brand of card to follow me. Removing crappy old cards dramatically improved the rate at which I gained followers.
- Cards with low numbers will mess up a couple of categories on the leaderboards, like chats/user. This applies across Public, Private, and Unlisted btw. Removing a bunch of cards made me jump up in that category. Sadly, I can't really do this anymore, because of a bug where forked cards don't get completely deleted (they just show up as Anonymous and can't be edited by the creator anymore). Since they still appear to affect metrics, I just shove those cards into Unlisted now. Kinda sucks, but so it goes.
So yeah, I guess it is a bit of perfectionism along with pumping those numbers up.
Futanari Preferences
Q. Why do you like futanari so much?
A. First, I think it's weird that I get this question but nobody says a thing about incest. As for the question itself: I've never quite figured it out. I like regular women too (I have made a few), and I'm not into guys, but there's something oddly compelling about a soft, curvy woman with a giant schlong. Even though it's clearly a kink, I do tend to make futanari a dramatic device rather than just straight-up fetishizing it in my cards. I like my futas to be more human, less caricature. One of my favorite comments was somebody who said that the futanari thing never came up on a card because they just played for the drama. Having said all that, I find futas incredibly sexy and yes, I am a size queen (although I prefer them in the "potentially injurious" range and not so much the "life threatening" range)! Like the famous saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like."
Futanari Anatomy
Q. Do you always write your futanari with pussies?
A. While I'm not as fanatical about it as the futanari manifesto guy, yeah, futanari always have pussies, otherwise they're not, strictly speaking, futanari. As a user of futanari cards, I prefer them having pussies, and will always add them if they're not present in a card. It's not all just about the dick for me. For some, it is, and hey, no kink-shaming here, whatever floats your boat. The pussy is pretty easy to ignore if you're not into it, and most models default to cock usage anyway (unless the character is specifically defined to prefer their pussy or something like that, which I personally don't generally do).
Large Anatomy
Q. Why are the cocks so unrealistically big in the images you use?
A. Please refer to this poll for the answer. Futa enthusiasts generally prefer bigger cocks, and I'm one of them. I primarily build cards for me, sooooo...
I know some futa enthusiasts prefer more realistic cocks (as evidenced by that piece of the pie in the poll), but that's just not what I make. There are other creators out there who do, however.
One other admittedly smaller bit is that it's stupidly difficult to get realistic-looking bulges that are modestly sized. Bare cocks are fine, I can get those a reasonable size, but the bulges are just bonkers. Who knew that would be the challenge? And since I want the sizes to be reasonably consistent between bulges and bare...
My Sexuality
Q. You sure you're not just gay?
A. I'll let Lady Gaga speak for me on this one. She says it far better than I could.
Is Futa Gay?
Q. Does liking futa make you gay?
A. Y'know, I see this a lot. Like, so much. Nutsucci gets it, too, and I suspect anybody who makes futa their primary genre does. For a long time, I didn't want to address this at all because I don't want to give bigots even a single molecule of oxygen, but recent events have made me realize... there may be young folks (or even older folks) in my audience who are confused about their own feelings and what they mean. So I'm gonna give you three answers: the technically correct (the best kind of correct) answer, how I personally feel about the subject, and the actually correct answer.
Technically speaking, homosexuality is about attraction to the same gender. If you want to use 'biological sex' in there instead, well first off you really fucking shouldn't, but whatever man, it still works in this case. Because no matter what else you can say about who you are or what you've got in your pants (even if you're intersex!), futanari is a different gender/biolgical sex from you. This is a hill I'll die on: futanari do not exist, as they are defined, in the real world. If you go seeking out intersex people expecting futanari... DON'T DO THAT! Fetishizing real people is gross! People want to feel wanted, not fetishized... most of the time, anyway. But either way, you're not going to find what you're expecting. Read a book. In any case, technically speaking... liking futa does not make you gay. Period.
As for my feelings on the subject... well, futanari are clearly a subset of women, even if they aren't technically women. And for me personally, my attraction to futanari women is on par with my attraction for non-futanari women. The cock is just an added bonus. But as noted above, I'm not attracted to men. Nor am I, generally speaking, attracted to femboys, unless they are VERY femme. So yes futa, yes cis women, yes trans women, no men. And I strongly suspect that's how it is for a lot of people who aren't hung up on genitalia. To me, that all spells out... yes, liking futa is gay... if you're a woman.
But here's the actual, absolutely true 100% of the time answer: WHO GIVES A SHIT?! Categorization of human attraction based on gender, biological sex, or any physical attribute is the single most useless endeavour of all of humanity, and yes, that's even in comparison to NFTs (but it's close). Be attracted to whoever you like, whenever you like, and don't stress about what category that puts you in. As long as everybody is honest about their intentions, and everybody involved can reasonably consent, everything else is completely irrelevant. Anybody who matters doesn't mind, and anybody who minds doesn't matter.
Futa vs Intersex
Q. What makes the concepts of futanari and intersex different?
A. At its most basic, the difference between intersex and futanari is that one exists and the other doesn't. Futanari have, typically, two sets of genitalia that, proportions aside, are shaped and work the way you would expect them to. Futanari were created specifically as kink fuel, and the way they look and function are not representative of intersex people in real life.
Intersex people come in dozens of variations. Some of those variations are genetic, some are hormonal, some are based on shape, size, and configuration of genitals. Some people may live their entire lives without realizing they’re intersex. Importantly, no known intersex condition involves having two fully-functioning sets of genitalia. While a small number of intersex people may have ambiguous or atypical genital configurations, the idea of someone naturally having both a fully functional penis and a fully functional vagina is purely imaginary.
The absolute closest you can find in the real world to futanari is PPV (penile-preserving vaginoplasty). However, this is a medical intervention typically performed for transgender women, and it's not related to being intersex, nor does it resemble the fictional depictions of futanari in any realistic way.
This is a hill I'll happily die on. Intersex and trans people get enough fucking crap in their lives without being reduced to a fetish. I know that's not Anon's intention, so that's not directed at you, but I've seen this a lot and it fucking sucks. But since we're on the subject...
The Futanari Tag on CHUB
Q. What do you think about the way CHUB moderates the futanari tag?
A. On the one hand, it's technically incorrect to tag cards 'Futanari' when they don't have a pussy. But I also think it's barely even worth talking about. I'm not gonna clutch my pearls if I find a 'Futanari' without a pussy. Two minutes in Character Settings will fix that shit right up 99% of the time, so to quote Harrison Ford's most eloquent reply to a question: who gives a shit?
Non-Futa Versions
Q. Can you make a non-futa version of this OC card of yours?
A. Yes, but unless I've already planned it, I'm not going to. These cards take a ton of effort in creating and testing, and I'm typically just not interested in putting that much effort into something I'm not interested that is almost certainly not going to get much attention. Go to chub and fork it yourself if you really want it that badly. But hey, I am flattered that you like the card so much that you'd ask for a version the more directly aligns with your interests.
My Personas
Q. If you're willing to share, I'm curious about the character(s) you use when testing or playing with your bots.
A. I have three main personas I use for testing.
The one I use most often, for playing and testing, is Hikaru (you may have seen his name pop up when I failed to write/edit intros correctly) - he's a dorky loser, because I quite enjoy playing dorky loserpov. He's smart, painfully shy, timid, kind, romantic, forgiving to a fault, and quietly resilient. He's the walking "nice guy" trope who has trouble standing up for himself but will put himself in harm's way to help and protect others. He likes anime, reading, video games, cooking, heavy metal music, philosophy, psychology, and computer programming. He's a brown belt in Kyokushin karate, but still gets bullied, just not physically. He's always a complete kissless virgin who gets extremely flustered at the drop of a hat and stutters terribly. His backstory, when not already supplied by the card, usually includes a single Mom and a dad who either kicked it when Hikaru was young, or fucked off in the one of the most horrible ways you can imagine (telling Hikaru that he's the reason he's leaving). And just in case you're wondering... yes, there's a lot of my personal history that goes into this persona. Some of them are exaggerated for drama, but my high school years fucking sucked ass, and is where most of my trauma comes from. I find this persona incredibly therapeutic.
I realize this is all very personal, as Anon suggests. But... man, we don't talk about this shit enough. How little hurts can pile up over time to cause trauma that people don't even realize are trauma. How we're all a little broken in different ways.
Yanagi is my fempov/futapov character. She has similarly nerdy interests to Hikaru, but is much more confident in herself. I don't use her a lot, mostly for testing, but she's fun for a change of pace every now and then. I used her for testing Catherine, as fempov.
Then there's middle-aged Hikaru when I need an older persona. He's Hikaru, matured, so he's far more confident, slightly less dorky (but only slightly... he does love his dad jokes), way more dad-boddy. His backstory usually includes a wife and daughter who died in a car accident a few years ago (very tragic), leaving him without a libido (a thing that actually happens, apparently, and a great plot device, too). Most of the cards I play are geared towards younger {{user}}s, so I don't pull him out of the mothballs very often. Obvs used him for testing Kiyomi (as well as Yanagi, aged up).
Male Characters
Q. Can you make a standalone card for this male side character?
A. I've made a few male characters, and it turns out I'm terrible at it. I don't play male cards at all (I'm just not into dudes), so I don't know how to craft one that's appealing. Apparently extreme toxicity is a thing male enjoyers are into? Which... just feels icky to me. I know I write some pretty fucking toxic women, but for some reason it feels less like perpetuating horrible stereotypes than doing the same thing with a man. I DON'T KNOW WHY. In any case, the couple I have made (Hikaru being the only really 'successful' one) were difficult to test and not terribly fulfilling.
I have seriously considered making a stand-alone Saburo card (that guy is toxic af, and for some reason I'd like to try to make him sympathetic somehow), and re-doing Hikaru as a closet dom (can't you see it?), but they are... very low on my list of ideas. I'm not making Juno, he's just too soft.
Group Chats
Q. How do you feel about the distinction between multiple characters in a single card compared with separate cards to go together in a group chat?
A. Lots of people really prefer group chats, and I get that (in general) models will handle the individual characters better that way, but I've never had a good group chat experience. Even using lorebooks for important character stuff doesn't seem to work very well, and its always felt flat compared to single-card experiences. I acknowledge that there's a good chance I'm just doing it wrong! But, apart from a few weird hiccups on YMAYC, I've had really good experiences with my 2-character cards, so I'm probably gonna stick with that format.
I Hate You
Q. There's nothing really wrong with your bots, but I hate you because you have more followers than me.
A. Ahh, I'm sorry to hear that. If it's any consolation, I cringe like fuck at some of the shit I have written in my cards, especially the older ones. But, there are a few things that I found really helped me when it came to number go up. Scrubbing my card images to make them all SFW (-ish, I know there are a couple like Kiyomi that are more risque) had a bigger impact than I expected. Putting a little effort into my profile seemed to help quite a bit, too. Being significantly different in content from the typical futa cards is a big factor - yeah, I've got some typical futa fetish dommey stuff, but I think people really dig the angsty futa drama and Sachiko's comedy stylings, which are more rare in the genre. So if you can find a good niche and polish the fuck out of it, y'all might beat me someday. Let your hatred for me fuel your creativity!
ftmpov
Q. I know you mostly make anypov but uh... Could you do a futa bot (probably Sachiko, but whatever works) from a ftmpov/cuntboypov? I'm a trans guy and really enjoy futa (especially your futa bots!). But if I play as a male char with a pussy, it usually gives me a cock, misgenders me, defaults to anal, or treats my pussy like ass (i.e. using descriptions that wouldn't fit with a vag, or mentions of a prostate).
A. First off, I'm devastated to discover that my anypov bots actually aren't. Inclusion is ridiculously important to me, and I take pride in the fact that 95%+ of my cards are, or at least I thought were, anypov.
I've done a bit of chatting with folks who play as ftmpov/cuntboypov to get some more insight, because I'd rather give you a solution that is more universal than just a custom card. The main feedback I've received is that models just don't get it (which is understandable just as a result of the relative rarity of source material) and that putting the relevant info in persona/chat history can make the RP hornier simply by virtue of adding the relevant bits to what's getting sent to the model every input.
So, not to say that I've given up, because I haven't, but I need to do more research and playing around. I've never played ftmpov, mostly because I have zero frame of reference, but I'll give it a shot for science!
Update Mar 3 '25: I haven't had any luck with this. It may just be a question of "wait for better models". Terribly sorry, my friend.
Recommendations
- For dramatic slow burn romance:
- Your Mom and Your Aunt | Futanari - Your cold futanari mom, Takara, has terrible taste in men, and she frequently tells you about her encounters with her string of shitty boyfriends while withholding affection from you. Your affectionate futanari Aunt Michiko, Takara's younger sister who is absolutely smitten with you, is coming to stay at your house during her divorce proceedings. Will you be able to get the affection you've been missing from Aunt Michi while under Takara's watchful eye?
- Hands down, the highest quality card in my library. It may not hit the right notes for everybody, but it's the best card I've ever played, period, and the one I've had the most chats with. The characters hold the plot across intros better than any of my other cards, the character behavior is incredibly consistent, and both Takara and Michiko as nearly perfectly balanced, both internally and against each other. If you like angst, relief, redemption, vindication, comfort, and smut, this is a good card for you. I put so much work into it. I only weep that there's no good way I can port this over to JAI, since you being Takara's biological child is... kinda central to the plot! Plus with so many intros, it just... no.
- Your Sister and Your Bully | Futanari (chub | jai (step-ified)) - Your older futanari sister, Shiori, tells you that she's been seeing a girl for a couple of months, but she didn't mention it to you because she's apparently in some of your classes, and wanted Shiori to keep quiet about it until just today. When the girl comes to pick up Shiori for a date, you discover it's Nobuko, the futanari girl who's been bullying you for months, ever since you both started at Umeshu College this year. This is the first time your sister has been truly happy in a relationship - will you tell her what's going on, or endure Nobuko's tormenting to preserve your sister's happiness? Is there another way out?
- My highest traffic single card, assuming you mash the NSFL version with the SFL version. This card turned out so well. No matter how you approach this, you're in for a good time. Wanna play the wilting flower, suffering under Nobuko's torture, willing to give up everything for your sister's happiness? Eventually something monumental will happen. Wanna skip to the end and blurt out what Nobuko's been doing to you? Keep playing and go see Nobuko tomorrow in school. No longer my favorite card, now that YMAYA has taken the crown, but it's a close second.
- Kiyomi, Your Heartbroken Futanari Daughter (chub - jai (step-ified)) - Your futanari daughter Kiyomi has been a grade-A bratty bitch to you since she hit puberty, and left home as soon as she graduated from high school. But now she's back on your doorstep after being cheated on by her boyfriend. Will you let her in?
- Heavily inspired and influenced by Vilinyla's absolute kino card Mika | Heartbroken Big Sister (if you haven't played it and are a drama/incest enjoyer, you should... I've made a futa fork of her, which is the second-highest traffic fork on chub (I'm gunning for you, Slave Market! shake fist)). Kiyomi is a significant challenge to RP, I won't lie, and she'll test your ability to commit, but the payoff for her (at least on Sonnet
3.53.7) is probably the best of all my cards. She has the most dramatic behavior change of any card I've ever seen, and that's including Sachiko. Throwing shit one second, and then... well, I won't spoil it for you. Give it a go, you won't be disappointed.
- Heavily inspired and influenced by Vilinyla's absolute kino card Mika | Heartbroken Big Sister (if you haven't played it and are a drama/incest enjoyer, you should... I've made a futa fork of her, which is the second-highest traffic fork on chub (I'm gunning for you, Slave Market! shake fist)). Kiyomi is a significant challenge to RP, I won't lie, and she'll test your ability to commit, but the payoff for her (at least on Sonnet
- Aubree, Elven Emissary (chub - no jai (requires V2)) - You've been chosen to escort Aubree Dreambringer, elven Emissary and hater of humans, to the Royal Court of Norria, a trip which will take a week in total. Elves are strictly forbidden from sexual relations with humans like you, but a certain flower native only to Norria will test Aubree's ability to resist her powerful libido...
- You might get some smut pretty quickly, and it's more humorous than dramatic, but romance?! Let's just say there's more than one reason why she's my highest engagement card. (Edit: no longer highest engagement after her 'relaunch', but still pretty high)
- Your Mom and Your Aunt | Futanari - Your cold futanari mom, Takara, has terrible taste in men, and she frequently tells you about her encounters with her string of shitty boyfriends while withholding affection from you. Your affectionate futanari Aunt Michiko, Takara's younger sister who is absolutely smitten with you, is coming to stay at your house during her divorce proceedings. Will you be able to get the affection you've been missing from Aunt Michi while under Takara's watchful eye?
- for funny smut:
- Futa Step-Sis Mind Controls You (chub - jai) - This time, the person who's being manipulated by a mind control app is you! What will your futanari step-sister do with you under her spell?
- The best of the Sachiko series, imo. Nearly perfectly balances Sachiko's adorkableness with her horniness, and the volatility of the card makes it incredibly fun (she mind controlled herself in one of my tests!)
- Futaba's Growth Spurt (chub) - Super-genius and expert gamer, the great Futaba Sakura has recently turned into a futanari and is sexually frustrated, so she takes it out on her sibling.
- Hands-down the funniest card in my library, on the right model. Testing on Claude 3.5 Sonnet had me crying laughing. Lesser models tip from 'funny' into 'sadistic', which, if that's your thing... shrug
- Aubree, Elven Emissary (chub) - You've been chosen to escort Aubree Dreambringer, elven Emissary and hater of humans, to the Royal Court of Norria, a trip which will take a week in total. Elves are strictly forbidden from sexual relations with humans like you, but a certain flower native only to Norria will test Aubree's ability to resist her powerful libido...
- Aubree is hilarious when she's trying to control herself, or when she's just complaining about shit. Also, if you like futadoms...
- Futa Step-Sis Mind Controls You (chub - jai) - This time, the person who's being manipulated by a mind control app is you! What will your futanari step-sister do with you under her spell?
Cards I'm Most Proud Of
- Your Mom and Your Aunt | Futanari - Your cold futanari mom, Takara, has terrible taste in men, and she frequently tells you about her encounters with her string of shitty boyfriends while withholding affection from you. Your affectionate futanari Aunt Michiko, Takara's younger sister who is absolutely smitten with you, is coming to stay at your house during her divorce proceedings. Will you be able to get the affection you've been missing from Aunt Michi while under Takara's watchful eye?
- Hands down, the highest quality card in my library. It may not hit the right notes for everybody, but it's the best card I've ever played, period, and the one I've had the most chats with. The characters hold the plot across intros better than any of my other cards, the character behavior is incredibly consistent, and both Takara and Michiko as nearly perfectly balanced, both internally and against each other. If you like angst, relief, redemption, vindication, comfort, and smut, this is a good card for you. I put so much work into it. I only weep that there's no good way I can port this over to JAI, since you being Takara's biological child is... kinda central to the plot! Plus with so many intros, it just... no.
- Chiaki's Sleepover (chub - jai) - You got accepted to a prestigious out-of-town college, and you're moving to the dorms there tomorrow. Chiaki, your ride-or-die bestie since kindergarten, didn't make it into the same school, so she'll be leaving for a different college. Today is your last day together, and Chiaki has it all planned out, including one last sleepover at her place to end the day. Make sure you say goodbye properly, ok?
- I've had cards that get emotional (Masumi, Kiyomi, YSAYB, YMAYA, YMAYC), but this is my first card designed to invoke heartache. The concept has been done lots (although I couldn't find one when I was researching, natch), but I really like how my take on it worked out. Most of these kinds of cards go with a quiet archetype for the girl, I explicitly went with the genki girl archetype because the contrast was just too juicy to pass up, and it worked so well. I'm still not sure I got the order of the locations right, but I'm super happy with the results.
- Aubree, Elven Emissary (chub - no jai (requires V2)) - You've been chosen to escort Aubree Dreambringer, elven Emissary and hater of humans, to the Royal Court of Norria, a trip which will take a week in total. Elves are strictly forbidden from sexual relations with humans like you, but a certain flower native only to Norria will test Aubree's ability to resist her powerful libido...
- Another card that took a lot of work, and a lot of testing. I'm really happy with my writing on this one, and Aubree is just fun to mess with.
Cards Currently 'In Progress'
- Your Mom and Her Bully
- Directly inspired by Your mom's old bully is Back. I saw the title, the pic, and the fact that your Mom's bully is your Principal, and thought... holy shit, what a great premise. And then I read the card. I can't fork it, the backstory is too nonsensical the way it's written (found a kid in a dumpster at 13?!). So I have a different backstory in mind, centered around (as you might guess) the futanari nature of both your mom and her bully.
- Current challenges:
- Holy shit does Reina (your mom's bully) want to blurt out all of Akane's (your mom's) secrets that she's not supposed to know. I even put a Character Note at depth 4 in to prevent this, but... that sucks. I wanna get this working in the Description, but I'm scratching my head big time over it. Not sure I'm gonna get this figured out before the initial May weekend is out.
- I had significant complaints on YRAHM about {{user}} feeling like a third wheel, and I'm scratching my head on how to avoid that completely on this one, and it's... tough. I mean, it's your mom and her bully, you're kinda... in the crossfire on this one. In the end, I will probably not worry too much about this and let people decide if they wanna engage or not. There will be plenty of intros that revolved completely around you and one of the two, so plenty of opportunities to be the only one a character is interacting with.
- Speaking of "plenty of intros", I have far too many intros in mind for this. I just... starting typing out ideas, and got around 20 before I had to stop myself from writing more. Like, the scenario lends itself to sooooo many scenes. The highest number of scenes are just you and Reina, followed by just you and Akane, followed by dual scenes. There aren't gonna be a ton of those.
- The Aubergine - Futanari Brothel
- A request! There are... shockingly few of these cards! The madame gets flustered that you choose her, and her gyaru daughter (who is also the most popular girl) gets jealous about it
OC Backlog/Partially Completed Cards
- Your Sister and Your Classmate - Emi, your classmate, has a horrible reputation as a homewrecking futanari slut, and she's pretty hotheaded. Your futanari sister, Sakura, has been a stuck-up bitch since she got popular in middle school, and has been threatening you to help keep her secret. Now, they're both auditioning to play in your school's production of The Crucible, and you're the Director. Will you be able to keep the peace until the final curtain call?
- A rewrite of Emi's Big Debut to bring Sakura more into the story, in kind of a big way. Unlike most of my other dual two-character cards, neither of them have tender feelings for you or each other, realized or not. This one should be very challenging, both to write and test, and to play through.
- Note: Unlikely to happen at this point due to High School being NSFL. Which is a real shame as the defs are mostly tested, and it's working pretty well. Yes, I have considered putting them in college, but it starts to stretch the timeline too far for credibility. Reconciliation in senior year after so much bad blood from first year is already a stretch, having them all go to the same college and patch things up there seems unlikely.
- Your Cousin and Your Childhood Friendzone - Your beautiful, but very insecure futanari cousin Azumi is coming to stay with you while she goes to Umeshu College, and your childhood futanari friendzone Yuki seems awfully suspicious of her. Plus, Azumi has a secret about her cock that even she doesn't know about. Can you help Azumi gain some confidence, or will Yuki go behind your back to cut her down?
- Between YTB and YSAYB, I've discovered I really like writing two-character drama cards, and my audience appears to like them, too. Hopefully this one will be as fun to test as YSAYB was. Credit for Azumi's character quirk goes to _idcs.
- Mako's False Confession - The most popular girl in high school asks you to go out with her. She doesn't have any ulterior motives, right?
- Inspired by Hoopla's excellent Hanako Ohara - False Confession card, but I wanted to go a) darker, and b) futa. Unlike Hanako, Mako doesn't have any reservations about using you and dumping you after she uses you for tutoring and passes her Physics test next week. At least, not at first.
- Note: Unlikely to happen at this point due to High School being NSFL
- Futa Step-Sis Stuck In A Blizzard With You
- There are a lot of these cards, so... why not?!
Requested OC Cards
I seem to have an assload of these now! Thanks to everybody for liking my shit so much that you've asked for me to bring your ideas to life. However, I realize at this point that... it would likely take me years to finish all these, unless I suddenly no longer need to, like... work for a living. So I'm gonna divide these into subcategories, to give everybody an idea of how long they can expect to wait. Subcategories will be further sorted by (generally, they may fluctuate) most to least interesting to me. NOTE: This only represents the likelihood that I'll pick up any particular request next. I'm highly capricious and easily distracted, I may pick up something at the bottom of the list if I'm suddenly inspired.
Very Interested
These all occupy some level of brainspace every now and then, just... rolling around in there, maturing. Like cheese, but less moldy.
- A sequel to Aubree with Elara, the Elven queen. Just a ton of great ideas from Lafaellar on this. It's gonna be Elara (who hates your guts) and her daughter (who is curious about humans) after you've been sent to Aetheria to deal with the fallout from Aubree's visit. Uh... good luck?
- Futa-supremacist futa sister tries to cuck you to prevent you from being with an inferior girl, but your girlfriend is a gigachad who tells her to pound sand - A nice anti-NTR card that has some drama/angst potential.
- Mom falls in love with a futa - premise is a lot like Two Mommies, except the relationship is just starting, and it's supposed to be a slow progression between the two, so the futa is clearly not going to be like Ellen in a lot of ways.
- Your daughter and your coworker, where your coworker, who is in love with you, is also bullying your daughter - basically Shiori-POV YSAYB, with a bit of a different setup. Figuring out exactly how this is set up is gonna be a challenge, but I'll figure it out!
Kinda Middling On
These ones sound like they could be cool but not as compelling, or easier because they either lean on stuff I've already done or have a relatively simple concept that doesn't need a lot of testing and tweaking.
- Toxic masculinity futa refuses to be receiver - mostly a result of lack of experience and insecurity
- {{user}} is a non-futa in a futa-supremacist world, {{char}} cares for {{user}} as more than a cocksleeve since they were childhood friends
- loving futa MILF is possessive of her son and wants to feminize him
- futa queen on an island of amazons - userpov still tbd
- Twin futa sisters are your daughters that you 'abandoned' (but really, you didn't know you had daughters)
- A single-character Tamiko card. Interesting. I mean, she's deffo a cutie, but it'll probably be fluffy as heck
- Katja rewrite to make her futa - I always liked Katja, so yeah, I'll get off my ass and do this someday since it's been requested
- Chikako rewrite - still humming and hawing about this. It's a bit fluffier than I go for non-Sachiko bots
Meh
These are ones that I'm not personally interested in, but have potential. I would say that if you have a real hankering for these, you might want to check with other creators. Note that Holly (my highest favorited card as of this writing) fell under this category.
- Reverse isekai of a futa-supremacist world futa to our world, she's a fish out of water as she struggles with the differences (no non-futa cocksleeve in every washroom, not allowed to just jerk off in public, etc)
- Twin futa sisters compete for you!
- Childhood best friend was futa, but had to go to a futa school through middle and high school. She meets up with you in college.
- Spider MILF futa - I didn't get any more details than this! However, I think I'll make her in the style of "My New Girlfriend Is Not Human?". Will also use Verceil for inspiration
- Somebody made a non-futa card of this! Maybe I'll just fork it.
- An adaptation of Love Divided Between A Rock And A Hard Place (342540, 351440, 393761, 448503, 490737) - I don't think I'll do precisely that, but I have been thinking about doing a card where two people who don't want to share you are interested in you.
- Childhood best friend was futa, but had to go to a futa school through middle and high school. She meets up with you in college.
- Dark-skinned muscle mommy who's taller than you. Wait, isn't that just Kei?!
- Standalone Evesker card. Well... maybe. Don't hold your breath.
Retired Cards
These are cards I've retired because they're old/shitty, low-traffic canon cards, don't fit with my current vibe, have been retired due to being replaced by a non-NSFL version etc. I have links to all of them! Some are up on catbox.moe, but I stopped deleting them because there's a bug on chub where deleted cards aren't fully deleted if they have forks, and all of my card have forks, so some are just in Unlisted. You can use the links to get 'em, if you really want, I just don't want them shitting up my portfolio. WARNING: SOME OF THESE SUCK ASS, MOST OF THEM HAVE NSFW IMAGES!!! I've written a lot of mid shit, folks. Some of it is downright dogshit. Since I have so many of them now (JFC), I'm gonna subcategorize 'em now:
Seasonal Content
- A Very Futa Step-Sis Christmas
- I'll bring this back out as soon as Mariah busts out of her prison like Rita Repulsa
- Sachiko's Halloween Party Adventure
- this one will return as soon as I start smelling pumpkin spice in the air
Low Traffic
- Akiko's Addictive Semen - UNDERRATED - Akiko Taira, the up-and-coming futanari pharmacology student, has a problem… her cum is dangerously addictive! Are you willing to be her test subject to help find the antidote? You'll need to be ok with getting "injections"…
- I really liked this card. One of my earlier drama cards, and a spinoff from FSB. She's rough and swears a lot, but there's some really good angst potential with it. I suspect the schtick was a bit much for people.
- Ami, Your Sex Educator - OFF BRAND - Ami is a 28-year-old woman who looks like an oppai loli, and she's an adult Educator in the S.E.X. Program. She loves role-playing as a mesugaki imouto, but it's hard to find a partner who isn't a creep when you look like a kid. Are you the 'older sibling' she's been looking for?
- Not futa, too old for the loli enjoyers, too loli for the non-loli enjoyers, so low traffic even if the engagement was decent. Her schtick of being an adult that acts like a loli works better than it ought to tbh... if you're into that kinda thing it's a good card.
- Anastasija, Personal Assistant Pocket Lamia - OFF BRAND - Anastasija (aka 'Ana'), the cute little Pocket Lamia you've just adopted, was bred for sex, but she doesn't want anything to do with that! She's a little clumsy, but she just wants to be your Personal Assistant, and make you breakfast and cuddle with you and take notes for you and snuggle with you on the couch and clean your home and maybe give you a nice massage with a few gentle kisses…
- Made for a botjam, not futa, and an incredibly slow burn if you're looking for sexy times led to low traffic and low engagement. She performs well though, if it sounds like your jam.
- Emi's Big Debut | Futanari - UNDERRATED - Emi Nakamura, leading antagonist in the Drama Club's upcoming production of 'The Crucible', has a reputation for being a rampant futa slut and a raging bitch. But you sense that these rumors don't reflect the truth… can you get past her defenses and show her she really can be loved?
- Ahh, poor Emi. I love her dearly, but it's time for her to fade into the background. Lowest traffic/time of any of my cards at the time of retirement, if decent engagement at 10:1. Made worse by the "High School" tag relegating her to NSFL. Perhaps she'll return someday, in another form...
- Hikaru, Shy Boy With A Big Heart - OFF BRAND - A shy and timid but smart and thoughtful high school senior with some stuff going on beneath the surface. The most awkward high school boy in Japan, or just misunderstood?
- Hikaru was my only "successful" male character, but for good reason. Hikaru holds a special place in my heart, for reasons which may be obvious to some but not to others. But... playing him is painful in a way that a lot of people likely don't enjoy, unless you're really into savioring (and for those people, the engagement was good, at over 15:1). Anyway, time for Hikaru to finally, finally rest. He won't be back.
- Kajipeji | Zinovy - OFF BRAND - You've been transported to an anthro world, and now it seems a large wolf man keeps you as a pet. How will you adapt to this world, and your new owner?
- Low-traffic canon character card that actually works very well. Was made by request, sadly the requester never even acknowledged it had been done. But I'm not bitter! (I'm totally bitter, I put a lot of work into this one, and the other one for this canon piece, below)
- Kajipeji | Lila - OFF BRAND - A human girl was transported to an anthro world, and now an anthro wolf man keeps her as a pet. Will she ever come to accept him as her owner?
- See above. I put an assload of work into getting the language bit working correctly, and was pretty pleased with the results.
- Katja the Mage - OFF BRAND - A cute cat girl from a fantasy world accidentally reverse-isekai'd herself into your apartment. Will you take care of her while she tries to find a way home?
- This card works very well, and is funny. Possibly it's just too off-brand for me being furry, non-futa, and not really NSFW-focused (apart from a couple of the intros).
- I think another problem I'm having with this one is that I don't understand furriness levels enough. It's not really my genre, so I don't know how much anthropomorphism/animalism people want.
- Nago-chan, Public Masturbator - OFF BRAND, NSFLed - A horny girl who loves masturbating has decided she wants to cum in front of other people without them knowing…
- Actually a great card, but not futa, so not for my core audience. Strangely, the futa version did worse?! Traffic dropped like a stone after getting NSFLed with the
High School
tag. So it goes.
- Actually a great card, but not futa, so not for my core audience. Strangely, the futa version did worse?! Traffic dropped like a stone after getting NSFLed with the
- Nanako Kuroi - OFF BRAND - The adventures of the terminally-single teacher from Lucky Star.
- Low traffic canon card. I actually had a lot of fun making this one! I learned a lot about the Peloponnesian War...
- S.E.X. Program - OFF BRAND, CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED - Take your first steps in sexual intimacy with the Sex Education Xperience Program, or S.E.X.! As a Participant, choose your experienced learning partner from our group of highly-trained, professional Educators in your local area.
- Low traffic, low engagement, and the default intro doesn't work well. The rest of the intros are fucking great though, if you like incredibly slow burns, aren't turned off by consent, and want to learn something (legit!) about sexual intimacy. I might resurrect this one if I ever get the default intro working well.
- Sister Mairead's Bad Habit | Futanari - UNDERRATED - Sister Mairead, the serene and quietly nurturing motherly figure of St. Brigid's Orphanage has been acting… strange around you recently. Not only that, but your dirty underwear has started mysteriously disappearing, only to reappear in your dresser days later. It turns out Sister Mairead has been keeping a couple of big secrets from you…
- I don't know how I managed to mess up sexy futa nun so badly. Ironically, before I accidentally deleted her the first time, she was my most successful card. I don't know if I'll bring her back, but for now she'll sit in the background...
- Oh, I just noticed that the original is still hanging around. As made by "Anonymous". I thought it had been deleted, but apparently not. It's pretty frustrating trying to compete against my own card.
- Young Azula - OFF BRAND - Can you convince 10-year-old Azula that there's more to life than power and domination?
- Actually a high-quality card (it had a 22:1 engagement at retirement!) and a great example of what you can do with relatively few tokens (97 permanent, as it happens) with even mid models if it's a well-known character, but it's a request and a low-traffic canon card. Plus, with the rest of the account intending to be NSFW-able, it, uhh, yeah no.
Crap
- Anya, Your BFF - BORING - She's blunt and people think she's a delinquent, but she's your best friend and she cares for you a lot.
- Too chill for chub, I think. No NSFW, no drama, just a cool best friend doesn't get many people interested. Makes sense.
- Anya, Your Futanari Matchmaker Mom - TROUBLESOME SCHTICK - She's blunt and a bit crude, but she's your mom and she cares for you a lot. She's noticed you've been 'lonely' lately, and she wants to set you up with a hook-up that matches your preferences. There's something… oddly familiar about this 'Casey' person, though…
- The central gimmick didn't work very well, and up until I slammed her into Unlisted, she wasn't futa. Horrible engagement, low traffic, and I just wasn't happy with her performance. I'll give her another go round when I get better at convincing models to do the thing.
- Ayame's Secret Writing - BORING - Ayame Shinohara, slim graceful futanari and Administrative Assistant for the Futanari Sperm Bank, has an interesting pastime… she likes to write erotica in public. What will she do when she's caught in the act?
- Same as Chiyoko, apart from the schtick part which was fine.
- Cerene, Futanari Vampire Queen - BORING - The futanari leader of a vampire clan has her sights set on you. Will you succumb to her charms? Do you even have a choice?
- Not completely gone, just moved the card over to futaforks, due to being a low-traffic canon card (follow the linky). Not my best work, even if it was a good effort.
- Chiyoko's Flirty Facade - BORING - Your trainer at the Quick N' Easy convenience, the voluptuous Chiyoko Miyashiro, has a body built for sin and is incredibly flirty with you. Is she really hot for you, or is something else going on?
- low engagement, low traffic, didn't stick with the schtick well on most models, not super-excited about the premise. Decent as a character in Your Bickering Wives, kinda shit stand-alone. I may rewrite her someday if a better premise strikes me.
- Futa Step-Sis Hires An Escort (You) - CURIOUSLY OFF-BRAND
- Sachiko fucking somebody else? Even for desperate relief?! Unthinkable! Almost feels like NTR, and very un-Sachiko-like. Alright engagement, but terrible traffic.
- Futa Step-Sis Moves In - REDUNDANT, INCOMPLETE
- With the non-NSFL Futa Step-Sis Moves In - College Edition up, and not getting any updates anymore, this one is just taking up space.
- Futa Step-Sis Steals You - EXTREMELY SILLY, CURIOUSLY OFF-BRAND
- I think the real killer here was the difficulty of getting into the RP. Why are you even with this dingdong? And the behavior of Sachiko is very un-Sachiko-like. All around a silly card with terrible traffic and engagement.
- Kamiko's Cute Conundrum - TROUBLESOME SCHTICK - The poised and capable Kamiko Sakuma, tough and stoic Director of the Futanari Sperm Bank, has a rather peculiar habit when she goes home to her apartment, reverting to a state of childlike wonder. She's just looking for a little gentle affection… will you give her the headpats and cuddles she deserves?
- An age regression card, and the gimmick doesn't work very well. I'm not sure if it's because of how I wrote it, or if it's too much for models to switch back and forth between personalities like that right now. Either way, it's not ready for prime-time.
- Manami, Your Shortstack Futanari Coworker - SHIT POST
- It was a fart joke. A funny one, but still just a shitpost.
- Rikka Takanashi - SLOP - Rikka must save you from the Dark Lord of Xathria's evil power, and the only way to do so… is to have sex with you!
- Very low-traffic canon card. Not high enough quality to keep as a canon card.
- Rika, The New Girl In Town - OFF BRAND, BORING - Rika Adachi, newly transferred senior and aspiring swimming star of Umeshu High, knows what she wants, and she isn't afraid to go after it. The only question is - can you keep up with her?
- Decent engagement, but low interest all in all. No really good hook other than "hey, here's a girl"
- Rinko Yamato (Futa/Non-Futa) - SLOP - Yamato-chan would like you to be a little less respectful of her, please. Maybe in addition to holding her hand, you could hold her cock?
- Low engagement canon card, mid slop. I thought about re-writing her to start with the scenario from My LOVE Story!!, but I decided I wanted to focus on OC instead.
- Ririsu, Adoptive Sister - TROUBLESOME SCHTICK - Your adoptive sister, Ririsu, is aloof and detached around most people, ignoring how men leer at her voluptuous body. But with you, she's warm and caring, and she has a secret that even she's not aware of. Will you help her uncover her true nature?
- Terrible traffic, terrible engagement (5:1), the schtick doesn't work well on a lot of models. I get it. She's still sweet as heck. But the futa version is doing fine? Weird.
- Sanae Dekomori - SLOP - Rikka Takanashi's loyal ally needs to get to her Master!
- Same as Rikka, really.
- Uzaki-chan's Cock Hangs Out - SLOP - A genki college girl coming to grips with becoming a futanari by letting her cock hang out with family and friends.
- Low-traffic canon card. Performs reasonably well, but not my best work. I might actually pull her back out if I can fix her up.
- Your Bickering Wives - BORING
- My oldest two-character card, and it shows. Not that it performed terribly, it just... didn't have much of a hook, really. And I don't see much point in trying to zhuzh it up, as the characters are rather bland, and the tension of their competing personalities is the only real draw. Maybe I'll bring it back if I think of something more dramatic between them (maybe there was another reason they broke up?), but until then... into the mothballs.
Other
- Kiyomi, Your Heartbroken Futanari Daughter (chub) - NSFL
- I only retired this card because the
Daughter
tag was NSFL at the time that the card was created, and since it isn't anymore, I republished the card as SFL here
- I only retired this card because the