arachnutron
Who Am I?
I'm arachnutron, a guy who makes AI chatbot cards for JanitorAI & CHUB Venus (and ostensibly SillyTavern or anything else that takes V2 cards).
I primarily make NSFW, OC, slowburn, anypov, dramatic futanari cards with a good mix of angst, romance, and smut for 8k+ models, as well as the now slightly infamous Sachiko your futa step-sis comedy smut series, but like to branch out as well. I like cards that have significant narrative bite, but I typically don't do stuff like hard NTR, rape, torture, abuse, suicide, loli/shota, although these may appear in backstories. In the end, I want you to have a good time, even if you do catch some feelings on the way.
I usually add Synopsis and/or Character Notes to my cards, so that you can learn your role in the roleplay and learn as much about the character and scenario as you would expect to know in your role. I do this so that you can go into the RP "blind", without reading the defs, and still have an idea of what the heck you're doing when the RP starts.
I like adding an element of mystery to my cards, using model biases to add either hidden behaviors based on backstory, or hidden backstory based on behaviors. These are intended to enhance the experience for people who like surprises, rather than frustrate users with unexpected behaviors, so these will still follow the expectations of the user - I won't make a coombot that suddenly explodes when you stick your dick in them or whatever. Also, I've found in a lot of cases that suggesting things to models can lead to stronger adherence than explicitly spelling them out. These tend to only work well on stronger models (not just corpo, Chub Mars models usually pick them up fine, as well as Euryale). Good examples of these are 'Your Two Bullies' and 'Masumi, Your Hateful Futanari Mother'.
I've stopped making canon cards in favor of OC, although some of my "OC" is inspired by one-shot mangas/animations/image sets (Kei and Nago-chan most notably). I like making the occasional canon card, but I will put future ones on my dedicated forks account (assuming I ever do!), since they are effectively forks of somebody else's work.
Card art is almost exclusively genned by me on some flavor of StableDiffusion.
Links
- JanitorAI profile
- chub.ai profile
- Retrospring - ask me questions, leave requests, tell me how shitty my cards are.
- Ko-fi - if you feel compelled to leave me a tip, or vote on a poll
- Email me at [email protected]
- Arachnutron's Botmakie Tips - I've started compiling some tips and tricks, as well as my opinions on botmaking. I hope it's helpful for somebody!
FAQ
Q. My favorite card disappeared! Where did it go?
A. There are two possibilities: it's either been retired, or it's become NSFL and you're filtering those out (whether you know it or not). Check the list of Retired Cards first to see if it's there. Otherwise, just in case you aren't aware, some of the tags on chub are categorized as "NSFL" (Not Safe For Life). By default, user accounts have "Show SFL Only" toggled in their Profile. If you want to see NSFL cards, you need to go to your Profile page, and change "NSFL Toggle" to "Show NSFL":
After that, all of the NSFL cards will show up in my Profile when you browse it.
Q. Where the heck do you get your images?
A. With the exception of a few images I got from the _wdcs Discord (which I always attribute, so if there's no attribution in the Creator's Notes, they're my own gens), they're all local gens on my RTX 3090 with some flavor of StableDiffusion using the AUTOMATIC1111 front end. Right now I primarily use AutismMix_confetti SDXL because I like the style and it's good at futanari, but because its prompt adherence isn't great and it blows at backgrounds, I sometimes use HolyMix Illustrious XL to gen a base image (especially for chibis) with the composition I want, and then img2img back to AutismMix for the style. I have started playing with Hassaku XL (Illustrious) v1.3B (which I used for the YSAYB college remake, much thanks to Haitch for clueing me in on that)... its style isn't quite as 'soft' as AutismMix, and it doesn't do penis bulges nearly as well (grumble), but it has excellent prompt adherence and is a good balance of style between AutismMix and Holy Mix.
For chibi images specifically, I use the following tags (with varying degrees of success): loli, chibi style, white outline, thick outline, solid background, gray background
. I tried loli
when I found that I was still getting non-chibi versions, and it seems to work. There's probably a better way to do this, I'm not a tag wizard. Most often, I find the outline doesn't go around the feet and I have to do some 'healing' with Paint.NET (don't look too closely at the feet), or the background doesn't have enough contrast. The struggle is real!
Because I have more money than brains, I got some credits from remove.bg for cutting out backgrounds and adding drop shadows to my chibi images. Yes, I can do it myself with Paint.NET (and sometimes do when I get a consistent white outline on my characters), but remove.bg is fast and good.
If you like my gens: thanks! I'm honestly flattered. I still consider myself a baby prompter when it comes to gens, compared to the folks I roll with on Discord (I'm lookin' at you, _wdcs), but I'm getting better at it as time goes by.
Q. Why do you write your bots in W++?
A. I don't! If all you're seeing are the pluses and thinking "that's W++ and therefore bad," you don't know what the real problem with W++ is. Spoiler: it's the quotes! They add an absolute fuckton of tokens that are not only wasted, but can also actively confuse models. The pluses don't, and can be an easy way to separate phrases with commas in them. Some people are a bit precious about their formats, but really, there are three fundamental questions to ask to determine whether a format is "good":
- is it readable/understandable by a human?
- does the bot work as intended on the target models?
- does it do that without wasting a bunch of tokens?
If the answers to all of these are "yes", then the format is just fine. Yes, "wasting" is subjective, and there's a lot of argument over what's wasteful and what's not, but with context sizes increasing steadily over time, this is becoming less important.
Q. Why so many Japanese names? You some kinda weeb?
A. Well yes, but actually no. The main reasons for this approach are because I kinda have a setting going (Umeshu City), and if I use Japanese names I'm pretty much 99.9% guaranteed I won't use a name of anybody I'll ever know in real life, which is a good thing to avoid when you're making sex bots!
Q. What's with the username 'arachnutron'?
A. It was more or less random, back when I thought I was just going to be a user and didn't put much thought into it. I probably would have come up with something more clever or descriptive if I had known it was going to become my hobby. Well, it's too late to rebrand now! It's kinda grown on me... the horny demonic cyborg who likes futa? Ok, I'll take it.
Q. Why aren't you responding to my email/Neospring?
A. There are several possibilities here: first and foremost, I'm dreadfully slow on emails and Neospring - I spend most of my free time making cards or playing cards, and mail is very low on my priority list. I don't respond to job offers or other spam, requests for underage bots/torture/rape (CNC is fine though), the (shockingly few) pieces of obvious hate mail, or people who are clearly transphobic/racist. In the end, though, I have zero obligation to respond to anybody, anytime, for any reason. If you're none of the aforementioned groups, either be patient, or don't bother emailing me. Simple as.
Q. Why do you like futanari so much?
A. First, I think it's weird that I get this question but nobody says a thing about incest. As for the question itself: I've never quite figured it out. I like regular women too (I have a couple more on my account), and I'm not into guys, but there's something oddly compelling about a soft, curvy woman with a giant schlong. Even though it's clearly a kink, I do tend to make futanari a dramatic device rather than just straight-up fetishizing it in my cards. I like my futas to be more human, less caricature. One of my favorite comments was somebody who said that the futanari thing never came up on a card because they just played for the drama. Having said all that, I find futas incredibly sexy! Like the famous saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like."
Q. You sure you're not just gay?
A. I'll let Lady Gaga speak for me on this one. She says it far better than I could.
Q. Can you make a non-futa version of this OC card of yours?
A. Yes, but unless I've already planned it, I'm not going to. These cards take a ton of effort in creating and testing, and I'm typically just not interested in putting that much effort into something I'm not interested that is almost certainly not going to get much attention. Go to chub and fork it yourself if you really want it that badly. But hey, I am flattered that you like the card so much that you'd ask for a version the more directly aligns with your interests.
Q. How do you feel about the distinction between multiple characters in a single card compared with separate cards to go together in a group chat?
A. Lots of people really prefer group chats, and I get that (in general) models will handle the individual characters better that way, but I've never had a good group chat experience. Even using lorebooks for important character stuff doesn't seem to work very well, and its always felt flat compared to single-card experiences. I acknowledge that there's a good chance I'm just doing it wrong! But, apart from a few weird hiccups on YMAYC, I've had really good experiences with my 2-character cards, so I'm probably gonna stick with that format.
Q. There's nothing really wrong with your bots, but I hate you because you have more followers than me.
A. Ahh, I'm sorry to hear that. If it's any consolation, I cringe like fuck at some of the shit I have written in my cards, especially the older ones. But, there are a few things that I found really helped me when it came to number go up. Scrubbing my card images to make them all SFW (-ish, I know there are a couple like Kiyomi that are more risque) had a bigger impact than I expected. Putting a little effort into my profile seemed to help quite a bit, too. Being significantly different in content from the typical futa cards is a big factor - yeah, I've got some typical futa fetish dommey stuff, but I think people really dig the angsty futa drama and Sachiko's comedy stylings, which are more rare in the genre. So if you can find a good niche and polish the fuck out of it, y'all might beat me someday. Let your hatred for me fuel your creativity!
Q. I know you mostly make anypov but uh... Could you do a futa bot (probably Sachiko, but whatever works) from a ftmpov/cuntboypov? I'm a trans guy and really enjoy futa (especially your futa bots!). But if I play as a male char with a pussy, it usually gives me a cock, misgenders me, defaults to anal, or treats my pussy like ass (i.e. using descriptions that wouldn't fit with a vag, or mentions of a prostate).
A. First off, I'm devastated to discover that my anypov bots actually aren't. Inclusion is ridiculously important to me, and I take pride in the fact that 95%+ of my cards are, or at least I thought were, anypov.
I've done a bit of chatting with folks who play as ftmpov/cuntboypov to get some more insight, because I'd rather give you a solution that is more universal than just a custom card. The main feedback I've received is that models just don't get it (which is understandable just as a result of the relative rarity of source material) and that putting the relevant info in persona/chat history can make the RP hornier simply by virtue of adding the relevant bits to what's getting sent to the model every input.
So, not to say that I've given up, because I haven't, but I need to do more research and playing around. I've never played ftmpov, mostly because I have zero frame of reference, but I'll give it a shot for science!
Update Mar 3 '25: I haven't had any luck with this. It may just be a question of "wait for better models". Terribly sorry, my friend.
Recommendations
- For dramatic slow burn romance:
- Your Sister and Your Bully | Futanari (chub | jai) - You've just discovered your protective futanari older sister Shiori has been dating your futanari bully, Nobuko, for the past two months. What do you do?
- This card turned out so well. No matter how you approach this, you're in for a good time. Wanna play the wilting flower, suffering under Nobuko's torture, willing to give up everything for your sister's happiness? Eventually something monumental will happen. Wanna skip to the end and blurt out what Nobuko's been doing to you? Keep playing and go see Nobuko tomorrow in school. This has become my favorite card, not only to build but to play. Treat yoself.
- Kiyomi, Your Heartbroken Futanari Daughter (chub) - Your futanari daughter Kiyomi has been a grade-A bratty bitch to you since she hit puberty, and left home as soon as she graduated from high school. But now she's back on your doorstep after being cheated on by her boyfriend. Will you let her in?
- Heavily inspired and influenced by Vilinyla's absolute kino card Mika | Heartbroken Big Sister (if you haven't played it and are a drama/incest enjoyer, you should... I've made a futa fork of her, which is the second-highest traffic fork on chub (I'm gunning for you, Slave Market! shake fist)). Kiyomi is a significant challenge to RP, I won't lie, and she'll test your ability to commit, but the payoff for her (at least on Sonnet 3.5) is probably the best of all my cards. She has the most dramatic behavior change of any card I've ever seen, and that's including Sachiko. Throwing shit one second, and then... well, I won't spoil it for you. Give it a go, you won't be disappointed.
- Aubree, Elven Emissary (chub - no jai (requires V2)) - You've been chosen to escort Aubree Dreambringer, elven Emissary and hater of humans, to the Royal Court of Norria, a trip which will take a week in total. Elves are strictly forbidden from sexual relations with humans like you, but a certain flower native only to Norria will test Aubree's ability to resist her powerful libido...
- You might get some smut pretty quickly, and it's more humorous than dramatic, but romance?! Let's just say there's more than one reason why she's my highest engagement card. (Edit: no longer highest engagement after her 'relaunch', but still pretty high)
- Your Sister and Your Bully | Futanari (chub | jai) - You've just discovered your protective futanari older sister Shiori has been dating your futanari bully, Nobuko, for the past two months. What do you do?
- for funny smut:
- Futa Step-Sis Mind Controls You (chub - jai) - This time, the person who's being manipulated by a mind control app is you! What will your futanari step-sister do with you under her spell?
- The best of the Sachiko series, imo. Nearly perfectly balances Sachiko's adorkableness with her horniness, and the volatility of the card makes it incredibly fun (she mind controlled herself in one of my tests!)
- Futaba's Growth Spurt (chub) - Super-genius and expert gamer, the great Futaba Sakura has recently turned into a futanari and is sexually frustrated, so she takes it out on her sibling.
- Hands-down the funniest card in my library, on the right model. Testing on Claude 3.5 Sonnet had me crying laughing. Lesser models tip from 'funny' into 'sadistic', which, if that's your thing... shrug
- Nago-chan, Public Masturbator (chub)
- Nago comes out with some pretty funny dialog on either intro. She's also totally into CNC, despite there being nothing like that in her defs. I haven't quite figured out what alchemy I brewed to make that happen, but I'm not complaining. Either way, she just needs a little push in the right direction.
- Aubree, Elven Emissary (chub) - You've been chosen to escort Aubree Dreambringer, elven Emissary and hater of humans, to the Royal Court of Norria, a trip which will take a week in total. Elves are strictly forbidden from sexual relations with humans like you, but a certain flower native only to Norria will test Aubree's ability to resist her powerful libido...
- Aubree is hilarious when she's trying to control herself, or when she's just complaining about shit. Also, if you like futadoms...
- Futa Step-Sis Mind Controls You (chub - jai) - This time, the person who's being manipulated by a mind control app is you! What will your futanari step-sister do with you under her spell?
Cards I'm Most Proud Of
- Your Sister and Your Bully | Futanari (chub | jai) - You've just discovered your protective futanari older sister Shiori has been dating your futanari bully, Nobuko, for the past two months. What do you do?
- This one took a ton of testing and tweaking, y'all. Like, the most testing I've done for a card with a single scenario. As always with my dramatic cards, I wanted characters that were somewhat realistic, and Nobuko was... tough to get right. I'm really happy with how it turned out!
- UPDATE: Holy shit, the response on this card has been great! I've never had so many requests for new intros before, and writing/testing them has been fun as hell. I don't usually play a card much after publishing, but this one has really drawn me in. It's so volatile, I love it.
- Chiaki's Sleepover (chub - jai) - You got accepted to a prestigious out-of-town college, and you're moving to the dorms there tomorrow. Chiaki, your ride-or-die bestie since kindergarten, didn't make it into the same school, so she'll be leaving for a different college. Today is your last day together, and Chiaki has it all planned out, including one last sleepover at her place to end the day. Make sure you say goodbye properly, ok?
- I've had cards that get emotional (Emi, Akiko, Mairead, Kiyomi, and Hikaru), but this is my first card designed to invoke heartache. The concept has been done lots (although I couldn't find one when I was researching, natch), but I really like how my take on it worked out. I'm still not sure I got the order of the locations right, but I'm super happy with the results.
- Your Two Bullies | Futanari (chub - jai) - The Queens of Umeshu High - Mizuki 'Ice Queen' Matsuda, and Suzume 'Virgin Killer' Teshima - are also the school's worst bullies, and they've set their sights on you, the biggest virgin loser in the school. Can you withstand their onslaught?
- This was my first attempt at intentionally hiding character behavior in the defs, and it works pretty well. Also, from just a quality PoV, I think it's my first card that really stacks up to some of the best of the big botmakies, from a performance point of view. It has many routes to "success" and many possible endings, and can be pushed into filthy smut or sweet romance, and it can be a real challenge. And with the highest engagement of all my cards (~20:1 as of this post), it looks like the audience agrees, which is really gratifying.
- Aubree, Elven Emissary (chub - no jai (requires V2)) - You've been chosen to escort Aubree Dreambringer, elven Emissary and hater of humans, to the Royal Court of Norria, a trip which will take a week in total. Elves are strictly forbidden from sexual relations with humans like you, but a certain flower native only to Norria will test Aubree's ability to resist her powerful libido...
- Another card that took a lot of work, and a lot of testing. I'm really happy with my writing on this one, and Aubree is just fun to mess with.
Cards Currently 'In Progress'
- Dawn, Futanari Isekai Imouto
- Your sister is actually a former salary woman from some world called 'Earth'! She lived an overcautious life and never fucked, so now she's living life to the fullest in her new body. Join her on her adventure (she's not letting you say 'no', asshole)
- Thanks to a random search for something else (actually not random), I'm giving this the subtitle "Insekai no Bouken: How I Died and was Reborn in Another World and I'm Now Going on Sexy Adventures with my 'Brother'"
- What's taking so long? I have it planned out in several stages (go find somebody to 'train' with, talk to somebody who knows how to find the Vampire Queen, go fight her), and building out the lorebook entries for this is a bit of a slog. Writer's block sucks. Maybe I should make it open-ended, and not bother with the stages? I'll finish it eventually, I swear!
OC Backlog/Partially Completed Cards
- Your Mom and Her Bully
- Directly inspired by Your mom's old bully is Back. I saw the title, the pic, and the fact that your Mom's bully is your Principal, and thought... holy shit, what a great premise. And then I read the card. I can't fork it, the backstory is too nonsensical the way it's written (found a kid in a dumpster at 13?!). So I have a different backstory in mind, centered around (as you might guess) the futanari nature of both your mom and her bully.
- Your Sister and Your Classmate - Emi, your classmate, has a horrible reputation as a homewrecking futanari slut, and she's pretty hotheaded. Your futanari sister, Sakura, has been a stuck-up bitch since she got popular in middle school, and has been threatening you to help keep her secret. Now, they're both auditioning to play in your school's production of The Crucible, and you're the Director. Will you be able to keep the peace until the final curtain call?
- A rewrite of Emi's Big Debut to bring Sakura more into the story, in kind of a big way. Unlike most of my other dual two-character cards, neither of them have tender feelings for you or each other, realized or not. This one should be very challenging, both to write and test, and to play through.
- Note: Unlikely to happen at this point due to High School being NSFL. Which is a real shame as the defs are mostly tested, and it's working pretty well. Yes, I have considered putting them in college, but it starts to stretch the timeline too far for credibility. Reconciliation in senior year after so much bad blood from first year is already a stretch, having them all go to the same college and patch things up there seems unlikely.
- Your Cousin and Your Childhood Friendzone - Your beautiful, but very insecure futanari cousin Azumi is coming to stay with you while she goes to Umeshu College, and your childhood futanari friendzone Yuki seems awfully suspicious of her. Plus, Azumi has a secret about her cock that even she doesn't know about. Can you help Azumi gain some confidence, or will Yuki go behind your back to cut her down?
- Between YTB and YSAYB, I've discovered I really like writing two-character drama cards, and my audience appears to like them, too. Hopefully this one will be as fun to test as YSAYB was. Credit for Azumi's character quirk goes to _idcs.
- Mako's False Confession - The most popular girl in high school asks you to go out with her. She doesn't have any ulterior motives, right?
- Inspired by Hoopla's excellent Hanako Ohara - False Confession card, but I wanted to go a) darker, and b) futa. Unlike Hanako, Mako doesn't have any reservations about using you and dumping you after she uses you for tutoring and passes her Physics test next week. At least, not at first.
- Note: Unlikely to happen at this point due to High School being NSFL
- Futa Step-Sis Free Uses You
- declining birthrate yadda yadda government certificate etc etc you know the drill. Except it's Sachiko, and she knows who she's gonna use the certificate on, like, exclusively, breeding or not
- Futa Step-Sis Stuck In A Blizzard With You
- There are a lot of these cards, so... why not?!
Requested OC Cards
I seem to have an assload of these now! Thanks to everybody for liking my shit so much that you've asked for me to bring your ideas to life. However, I realize at this point that... it would likely take me years to finish all these, unless I suddenly no longer need to, like... work for a living. So I'm gonna divide these into subcategories, to give everybody an idea of how long they can expect to wait. Subcategories will be further sorted by (generally, they may fluctuate) most to least interesting to me. NOTE: This only represents the likelihood that I'll pick up any particular request next. I'm highly capricious and easily distracted, I may pick up something at the bottom of the list if I'm suddenly inspired.
Very Interested
These all occupy some level of brainspace every now and then, just... rolling around in there, maturing. Like cheese, but less moldy.
- A sequel to Aubree with Elara, the Elven queen. Just a ton of great ideas from Lafaellar on this. It's gonna be Elara (who hates your guts) and her daughter (who is curious about humans) after you've been sent to Aetheria to deal with the fallout from Aubree's visit. Uh... good luck?
- Futanari girl should be the successor to a dojo, but her parents don't respect her because she's futanari. They do, however, have great respect for you, her rival at the dojo
- Futa-supremacist futa sister tries to cuck you to prevent you from being with an inferior girl, but your girlfriend is a gigachad who tells her to pound sand - A nice anti-NTR card that has some drama/angst potential.
- Mom falls in love with a futa - premise is a lot like Two Mommies, except the relationship is just starting, and it's supposed to be a slow progression between the two, so the futa is clearly not going to be like Ellen in a lot of ways.
- Your daughter and your coworker, where your coworker, who is in love with you, is also bullying your daughter - basically Shiori-POV YSAYB, with a bit of a different setup. Figuring out exactly how this is set up is gonna be a challenge, but I'll figure it out!
Kinda Middling On
These ones sound like they could be cool but not as compelling, or easier because they either lean on stuff I've already done or have a relatively simple concept that doesn't need a lot of testing and tweaking.
- Futanari brothel (there are... shockingly few of these cards!) where the madame gets flustered that you choose her, and her gyaru daughter (who is also the most popular girl) gets jealous about it
- Toxic masculinity futa refuses to be receiver - mostly a result of lack of experience and insecurity
- {{user}} is a non-futa in a futa-supremacist world, {{char}} cares for {{user}} as more than a cocksleeve since they were childhood friends
- loving futa MILF is possessive of her son and wants to feminize him
- futa queen on an island of amazons - userpov still tbd
- Twin futa sisters are your daughters that you 'abandoned' (but really, you didn't know you had daughters)
- A single-character Tamiko card. Interesting. I mean, she's deffo a cutie, but it'll probably be fluffy as heck
- Katja rewrite to make her futa - I always liked Katja, so yeah, I'll get off my ass and do this someday since it's been requested
- Chikako rewrite - still humming and hawing about this. It's a bit fluffier than I go for non-Sachiko bots
Meh
These are ones that I'm not personally interested in, but have potential. I would say that if you have a real hankering for these, you might want to check with other creators. Note that Holly (my highest favorited card as of this writing) fell under this category.
- Something like Masuyo without all the rape. She'll just be... enthusiastic about CNC? (And also, actually futa. And not underage. And hopefully with an actual personality.)
- Childhood best friend was futa, but had to go to a futa school through middle and high school. She meets up with you in college.
- Reverse isekai of a futa-supremacist world futa to our world, she's a fish out of water as she struggles with the differences (no non-futa cocksleeve in every washroom, not allowed to just jerk off in public, etc)
- Twin futa sisters compete for you!
- Spider MILF futa - I didn't get any more details than this! However, I think I'll make her in the style of "My New Girlfriend Is Not Human?". Will also use Verceil for inspiration
- Somebody made a non-futa card of this! Maybe I'll just fork it.
- An adaptation of Love Divided Between A Rock And A Hard Place (342540, 351440, 393761, 448503, 490737) - I don't think I'll do precisely that, but I have been thinking about doing a card where two people who don't want to share you are interested in you.
- Femdom non-futa with a strap-on
My To-Do List
From highest to lowest priority (roughly, unless I get inspired):
- Add more intros to Futa Step-Sis Moves In:
- You see somebody hitting on Sachiko at college, and she tries to make you jealous! BY REQUEST
- Sachiko got a car from her rich aunt for Christmas, but she doesn't have a driver's license yet! There's no way anything can happen while you're helping her practice for the test, right? BY REQUEST
- The power goes out! There's nothing to do, and {{user}} and Sachiko are stuck at home because the power locks have locked them in! Suggested by mai waifu!
- It's family game night, and tonight we're playing Twister! This should be fun... BY REQUEST
- Add more intros to Myra (another fork, I know, but fuck, I love this card! Myra's fucking adorable):
- You've had your gooning session, and you've kept to your "look don't touch" rule a while longer. Myra decides that's not enough for her anymore.
- A couple of weeks after arriving, your Mom calls to come pick you up. Myra's happy to let her pick you up and take you off her hands, right?
- Myra decided to let you stay "til the end of summer", and now it's the end of summer.
- Add more intros to Momoe:
- Momoe goes to the Halloween party to watch you and Sachiko (after encouraging Sachiko to go), but Sachiko bails and Momoe catches your attention
- Momoe finds your OnlyFans, and you walk in on just after she sends Sachiko an anonymous link, and she's decided to... consume your content
- Momoe decides she's going to show Sachiko how the whole "futanari domination" thing is supposed to work, and goes a little... overboard
- Sachiko chickens out on bringing you your tendies, so Momoe does it
- Add more intros to YMAYC:
- Miho, wanting to torment you some more, starts rumors about you at the college.
- Miho is getting bullied at college! What do you do? (By request)
- While going through Kaede's studio (looking for a pen or whatever) you find a journal where Kaede illustrated and writes about her pain with Goro, how he treated her and why and how he got what he deserved in the end (by request)
- You find some of what Kaede has written about you, and how she wished you wanted her affection
- Finish the "Lite" version of YMAYC
- Add more intros to Chiaki:
- College is over, and she (quite intentionally) finds a job in Umeshu City, hoping to reconnect with you.
- Add more intros to YMAYA:
- After discovering Takara's abuse, Michi whisks you away to a hotel
- A neutral intro for Takara, in her home office, before she's reconciled with you
- A solo NSFW intro with just Takara after she's reconciled with you
- A few weeks after the dinner, Saburo predictably dumps Takara after he gets interested in somebody else
- Rewrite Nanami - she's far too aggressive on newer models, I want her to be shy as fuck despite her desire to do nasty things to you.
- Rewrite Katja - I've gotten a few requests to bring her back. Gonna make her a futanari, and try to gen something actually good for her card image
- Rewrite Anya, your matchmaking mother - I'm going to try a suggestion from RoadRash and write her as having a few set personas she suggests to change into, to see if the models stick with the schtick better that way.
- Rewrite "Uzaki-chan's Cock Hangs Out" for the fourth time. Honestly, I don't think she needs a lot of work, other than a bit more negative conditioning. But again, canon character card, so low, low priority.
Indefinitely on hold due to the NSFL "High School" Tag:
- Write a few more intros for Your Two Bullies:
- Suzume corners you by herself and bullies you, Mizuki is nowhere to be seen
- Mizuki corners you by herself and bullies you, Suzume is nowhere to be seen
- They decide to 'educate' you so you can finally learn how to lose your V-card (just not with them)
- Sleepover at Mizuki's house, and they insist you go to help them 'study'
- You overhear them talkin about vidja games!
- Write a few more intros for Hiromi:
- Hiromi goes to school on Monday, and has some struggles
- You're in Hiromi's room doing your homework when Hiromi spots Sakiko sleeping on the couch.
Hilarity[REDACTED] ensues
Retired Cards
These are cards I've retired because they're old/shitty, low-traffic canon cards, don't fit with my current vibe, etc. They're up on catbox.moe, so you can still use the links to get 'em, if you really want, I just don't want them shitting up my portfolio or metrics (I like number go up! Unfortunately, I think some of these are still fucking up my msgs per card metric, despite being "deleted"). THESE ALL SUCK IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WITH NSFW CARD IMAGES FOR MOST, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I've written a lot of mid shit, folks.
- Akiko's Addictive Semen - Akiko Taira, the up-and-coming futanari pharmacology student, has a problem… her cum is dangerously addictive! Are you willing to be her test subject to help find the antidote? You'll need to be ok with getting "injections"…
- Another card I really liked but my audience didn't care for. Pretty high engagement but low traffic. I don't see her returning.
- Ami, Your Sex Educator - Ami is a 28-year-old woman who looks like an oppai loli, and she's an adult Educator in the S.E.X. Program. She loves role-playing as a mesugaki imouto, but it's hard to find a partner who isn't a creep when you look like a kid. Are you the 'older sibling' she's been looking for?
- Not futa, too old for the loli enjoyers, too loli for the non-loli enjoyers, so low traffic even if the engagement was decent. Her schtick of being an adult that acts like a loli works better than it ought to tbh... if you're into that kinda thing it's a good card.
- Anastasija, Personal Assistant Pocket Lamia - Anastasija (aka 'Ana'), the cute little Pocket Lamia you've just adopted, was bred for sex, but she doesn't want anything to do with that! She's a little clumsy, but she just wants to be your Personal Assistant, and make you breakfast and cuddle with you and take notes for you and snuggle with you on the couch and clean your home and maybe give you a nice massage with a few gentle kisses…
- Made for a botjam, not futa, and an incredibly slow burn if you're looking for sexy times led to low traffic and low engagement. She performs well though, if it sounds like your jam.
- Anya, Your BFF - She's blunt and people think she's a delinquent, but she's your best friend and she cares for you a lot.
- Too chill for chub, I think. No NSFW, no drama, just a cool best friend doesn't get many people interested. Makes sense.
- Anya, Your Futanari Matchmaker Mom - She's blunt and a bit crude, but she's your mom and she cares for you a lot. She's noticed you've been 'lonely' lately, and she wants to set you up with a hook-up that matches your preferences. There's something… oddly familiar about this 'Casey' person, though…
- The central gimmick didn't work very well, and up until I slammed her into Unlisted, she wasn't futa. Horrible engagement, low traffic, and I just wasn't happy with her performance. I'll give her another go round when I get better at convincing models to do the thing.
- Ayame's Secret Writing - Ayame Shinohara, slim graceful futanari and Administrative Assistant for the Futanari Sperm Bank, has an interesting pastime… she likes to write erotica in public. What will she do when she's caught in the act?
- Same as Chiyoko, apart from the schtick part which was fine.
- Cerene, Futanari Vampire Queen - The futanari leader of a vampire clan has her sights set on you. Will you succumb to her charms? Do you even have a choice?
- Not completely gone, just moved the card over to futaforks, due to being a low-traffic canon card (follow the linky)
- Chiyoko's Flirty Facade - Your trainer at the Quick N' Easy convenience, the voluptuous Chiyoko Miyashiro, has a body built for sin and is incredibly flirty with you. Is she really hot for you, or is something else going on?
- low engagement, low traffic, didn't stick with the schtick well on most models, not super-excited about the premise. Decent as a character in Your Bickering Wives, kinda shit stand-alone. I may rewrite her someday if a better premise strikes me.
- Emi's Big Debut | Futanari - Emi Nakamura, leading antagonist in the Drama Club's upcoming production of 'The Crucible', has a reputation for being a rampant futa slut and a raging bitch. But you sense that these rumors don't reflect the truth… can you get past her defenses and show her she really can be loved?
- Ahh, poor Emi. I love her dearly, but it's time for her to fade into the background. Lowest traffic/time of any of my cards at the time of retirement, if decent engagement at 10:1. Made worse by the "High School" tag relegating her to NSFL. Perhaps she'll return someday, in another form...
- Hikaru, Shy Boy With A Big Heart - A shy and timid but smart and thoughtful high school senior with some stuff going on beneath the surface. The most awkward high school boy in Japan, or just misunderstood?
- Hikaru was my only "successful" male character, but for good reason. Hikaru holds a special place in my heart, for reasons which may be obvious to some but not to others. But... playing him is painful in a way that a lot of people likely don't enjoy, unless you're really into savioring (and for those people (and it's over 15:1 for them!). Anyway, time for Hikaru to finally, finally rest. He won't be back.
- Kajipeji | Zinovy - You've been transported to an anthro world, and now it seems a large wolf man keeps you as a pet. How will you adapt to this world, and your new owner?
- Low-traffic canon character card that actually works very well. Was made by request, sadly the requester never even acknowledged it had been done. But I'm not bitter! (I'm totally bitter, I put a lot of work into this one, and the other one for this canon piece, below)
- Kajipeji | Lila - A human girl was transported to an anthro world, and now an anthro wolf man keeps her as a pet. Will she ever come to accept him as her owner?
- See above. I put an assload of work into getting the language bit working correctly, and was pretty pleased with the results.
- Kamiko's Cute Conundrum - The poised and capable Kamiko Sakuma, tough and stoic Director of the Futanari Sperm Bank, has a rather peculiar habit when she goes home to her apartment, reverting to a state of childlike wonder. She's just looking for a little gentle affection… will you give her the headpats and cuddles she deserves?
- An age regression card, and the gimmick doesn't work very well. I'm not sure if it's because of how I wrote it, or if it's too much for models to switch back and forth between personalities like that right now. Either way, it's not ready for prime-time.
- Katja the Mage - A cute cat girl from a fantasy world accidentally reverse-isekai'd herself into your apartment. Will you take care of her while she tries to find a way home?
- This card works very well, and is funny. Possibly it's just too off-brand for me being furry, non-futa, and not really NSFW-focused (apart from a couple of the intros).
- I think another problem I'm having with this one is that I don't understand furriness levels enough. It's not really my genre, so I don't know how much anthropomorphism/animalism people want.
- Manami, Your Shortstack Futanari Coworker
- It was a fart joke. A funny one, but still just a shitpost.
- Nanako Kuroi - The adventures of the terminally-single teacher from Lucky Star.
- Low traffic canon card. I actually had a lot of fun making this one! I learned a lot about the Peloponnesian War...
- Rikka Takanashi - Rikka must save you from the Dark Lord of Xathria's evil power, and the only way to do so… is to have sex with you!
- Very low-traffic canon card. Not high enough quality to keep as a canon card.
- Rinko Yamato (Futa/Non-Futa) - Yamato-chan would like you to be a little less respectful of her, please. Maybe in addition to holding her hand, you could hold her cock?
- Low engagement canon card, mid slop. I thought about re-writing her to start with the scenario from My LOVE Story!!, but I decided I wanted to focus on OC instead.
- Ririsu, Adoptive Sister - Your adoptive sister, Ririsu, is aloof and detached around most people, ignoring how men leer at her voluptuous body. But with you, she's warm and caring, and she has a secret that even she's not aware of. Will you help her uncover her true nature?
- Terrible traffic, terrible engagement (5:1), the schtick doesn't work well on a lot of models. I get it. She's still sweet as heck. But the futa version is doing fine? Weird.
- Sanae Dekomori - Rikka Takanashi's loyal ally needs to get to her Master!
- Same as Rikka, really.
- S.E.X. Program - Take your first steps in sexual intimacy with the Sex Education Xperience Program, or S.E.X.! As a Participant, choose your experienced learning partner from our group of highly-trained, professional Educators in your local area.
- Low traffic, low engagement, and the default intro doesn't work well. The rest of the intros are fucking great though, if you like incredibly slow burns, aren't turned off by consent, and want to learn something (legit!) about sexual intimacy. I might resurrect this one if I ever get the default intro working well.
- Sister Mairead's Bad Habit | Futanari - Sister Mairead, the serene and quietly nurturing motherly figure of St. Brigid's Orphanage has been acting… strange around you recently. Not only that, but your dirty underwear has started mysteriously disappearing, only to reappear in your dresser days later. It turns out Sister Mairead has been keeping a couple of big secrets from you…
- I don't know how I managed to mess up sexy futa nun so badly. Ironically, before I accidentally deleted her the first time, she was my most successful card. I don't know if I'll bring her back, but for now she'll sit in the background...
- Oh, I just noticed that the original is still hanging around. As made by "Anonymous". I thought it had been deleted, but apparently not. It's pretty frustrating trying to compete against my own card.
- Uzaki-chan's Cock Hangs Out - A genki college girl coming to grips with becoming a futanari by letting her cock hang out with family and friends.
- Low-traffic canon card. Performs reasonably well, but not my best work. I might actually pull her back out if I can fix her up.
- Young Azula - Can you convince 10-year-old Azula that there's more to life than power and domination?
- Actually a high-quality card (it had a 22:1 engagement at retirement!) and a great example of what you can do with relatively few tokens (97 permanent, as it happens) with even mid models if it's a well-known character, but it's a request and a low-traffic canon card. Plus, with the rest of the account intending to be NSFW-able, it, uhh, yeah no.