BYTE's AUTISTIC HS RANT

WORK IN PROGRESS!! THIS IS A BIG PROJECT AND MOST INFO IS OUTDATED!!

last update: 7/21/23 updated kismesis definition, edited rep section, edited junecourse and vriscourse. killed off the characters section entirely. edited hemospec. edited godhood. :3

1- sburb/sgrub/etc
1.1- godhood
1.2- echeladder
1.3- the moons (prospit & derse) + skaia
1.4- classpect
2- troll culture
2.1- troll romance
2.2- lusii
2.3- buckets
2.4- sweeps
2.5- hemospectrum
3- queer rep
4- fandom
4.1- fandom discourse
4.1.1- vriscourse
4.1.2- june egbert
4.1.3- terezi fanart (omg 413)
4.1.4- age
4.2- sharpie bath
4.3- fancomics/songs
4.3.1- broadway karkat
4.3.2- humanstuck
5- dubiously canon

SBURB

godtier
when a character dies on their quest bed, their dreamself takes over their body, and they get swaggy ass wings and dope powers. -- edit !! they're also conditionally immortal, and can't die unless it's a just death!!

echeladder
the echeladder is a way to rank your progress in sburb/sgrub

derse & prospit.
derse and prospit are the two moons that one can wake up on in their dreamself's body. a dreamself is just you but in color-coded pajamas and you can like fly n shit. also sometimes you see other people who dream on the moon you do. you will also sometimes see prospitians/dersites, which are the people whom inhabit said moons. skaia is the core of the universe. it's clouds like.. tell the future n shit? skaia's sky looks most like earth's. fun fact! i'm a derse dreamer!
prospit's clouds can sometimes tell the future

classpect
your class and aspect.
classes are such as:
rogue of _ bard of _ heir of _ knight of _ seer of _ and so on.
aspects are such as:
doom
time
space
life
hope
rage
etc.

TROLL CULTURE

troll romance

Red Rom Quadrants

Matesprit: Most similar to a human relationship, in the concupiscent column. This is the flushed quadrant. Positive and/or loving feelings in a sexual way. (NSFW)
Moirail: Akin to a best friend, but not exactly, in the conciliatory column. Can be similar to an asexual relationship, but can also be completely platonic. This is the pale quadrant. Positive and/or loving feelings in a non-sexual way.

Black Rom Quadrants

Kismesis: A kismesis is similar to a nemesis, but humans don't experience caliginous feelings, so we don't have an exact parallel, in the concupiscent column. This is the caliginous quadrant. Extreme hatred and negative feelings in a sexual way. (NSFW) (NOTE, IN A HEALTHY KISMESISSTUDE, BOTH PARTIES HATE EACHOTHER EQUALLY) (EDIT :: KISMESISING IS FOR THE SAKE OF WANTING TO BETTER THE OTHER AND YOURSELF. ^_^)
Auspistice: An auspistice is similar to a marriage councilor (funny comparison but humans have zero parallels.) An auspistice is a facilitator between a pair of trolls in a contentious caliginous relationship, mediating their interactions. Ashen feelings is said to only be felt by the mediator, and not the pair. This is the ashen quadrant.

lusii
like a pet but also like a parent but also a custodian

buckets.
buckets are used by the imperial leader to collect troll dna (has to do w sexual reproduction) to make more grubs (troll babies)

sweeps
troll ver of years. approx around 2.1 years? (6 sweeps = 13 years) solar sweeps are actually a thing IRL.

hemospec
the hemospectrum is the societal way of how trolls decide whos most powerful.
there are;
rustbloods
bronzebloods
goldbloods
olivebloods
limebloods (extinct[?])
jadebloods (Rare)
tealbloods
ceruleanbloods
indigobloods
purplebloods
violetbloods
fuschiabloods (rare)
theres also mutantbloods (karkat), but theyre typically culled due to their blood color

rep

DIRK is canonically boyliker (no specification but we know hes not str8)
KANAYA is canonically lesbian
ROSE is canonically lesbian
DAVE is canonically bi
EVERY OTHER TROLL is canonically bi
JUNE is "canonically" transfem!!!
VRISKA is implied transfem!!!

++ trolls reproduce asexually so B)

FANDOM

FANDOM DISCOURSE
vriscourse
discourse around if vriska did anything wrong (she did, but it's normalized* in troll culture)
june egbert.
finally, we're here.
the june discourse is around if she is canon or not, and cis dudes being angry they cant project onto her anymore, now that she was declared canon by hussie. (EDIT TIMEEEE!!) there's also general distaste for how it was handled, because there's not even a SIGN that june is tfem in the comic,,
terezi fanart
theres discourse bc ppl draw her skinny when shes canonically not. like even in her pesterquest sprites.
age
proshippers are pissed that theyre getting attacked for making nsfw art/stories/etc. of MINORS. whether theyre human or troll, theyre all around 6 sweeps/13 y/os and its just nasty.
sharpie bath
this happened at the peak of the fandom.
a vriska cosplayer didnt have any gray body paint at a convention, so they got drunk, threw a buncha sharpies in a bathtub, and attempted to dye their skin gray. it cost a lot in damages.

fancomics/songs
bw kk
broadway karkat was a singer/lyricist, who sang covers/parodys of songs, but remaking them to be 1. sung by karkat vantas, and 2. make it make sense to the narrative and/or fanon versions of homestuck.

humanstuck
a fanon au where the trolls are people

DUBIOUSLY CANON

pesterquest
hiveswap
friendsim
hs2
epilogues
sbahj
paradox space
namco high,,,,

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Pub: 20 Dec 2022 21:33 UTC
Edit: 21 Jul 2023 09:33 UTC
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